Crux wrote:This was my favorite excerpt:12-13-2005 23:49:59
I'm gonna get a silicone impression of my FACE on my CHEST! I'll post it up here as soon as it heals.
Then I'm gonna get a silicone pair of LIPS implanted on my PENIS cause no woman in her right mind would fuck a guy with his FACE on his CHEST.
nose, meet pop.
pop, meet monitor.
the bolding makes this one so much funnier.
forgot to add, i remember seeing how someone implanted a metal strip with bolts under the scalp, so they could attach metal spikes to their head. the knuckles makes that look smart