malichai11 wrote:I can't even eat any good soup because good soup requires chewing.
Remus West wrote:Preferably someone else's mother at this point in your life
hentzau wrote:My dad broke both of his jaws in a car accident back in the late 60's. He had to have his jaws wired shut for like 6 weeks and exist on only a liquid diet. He had nothing but milkshakes and chili that mom put through a blender.
He ended up gaining 10 pounds by the time he was cut loose.
LordMortis wrote:I think I could do a six week chili diet.