Then I received this (in image form so Google doesn't index it):

My first reaction was that it was a joke. My second was that it was actually some work they wanted done without having to pay a contractor. Both of those seemed unlikely after a while though. It is for a startup, and I suspect it's designed to cause the precise reaction it did in me -- incredulity -- and cause 90% of the people who receive it to simply not bother. Hey presto, you're left only with the insanely dedicated (or insanely desperate).
Won't tell you yet what I did

