Pelosi: "Shaka, when the walls fell!"pr0ner wrote:This could go in the photos thread, too, but I decided, given who's in the photo, this thread works.
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The Former Trump Presidency Thread
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Black lives matter!
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My God, Trump's tie?? Does he polish his shoes with it?
It's the Oval Office, photographers are swarming, but the two dudes are splaying for crotch shots like drunks on a bus.
WTF are those golden nudes on the mantel?
Pence's tight buttoned suit while sitting down is everything Pence.
The more I look at this pic, the more I'm convinced that Pelosi is the only one who belongs in the room.
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Re: The Trump Presidency Thread
Decor from some of the Donald's bankrupt casinos?
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Re: The Trump Presidency Thread
I just spent half an hour searching for oval office images under previous presidents.
Nobody has taste this bad. We're lucky he hasn't changed the wallpaper to glitter.
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Re: The Trump Presidency Thread
Trump: "I will be the one to shut it down - I'm not going to blame you for it"
Pence: "It's ferkockt, what a schmuck"
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Pretty sure Pelosi would be kicking ass in a parliamentary system.
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Pence’s plan all along has been to fade into the background. He’s like Buster from Arrested Development.
He won. Period.
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This is an impressive old man rant.Holman wrote: ↑Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:13 pm
My God, Trump's tie?? Does he polish his shoes with it?
It's the Oval Office, photographers are swarming, but the two dudes are splaying for crotch shots like drunks on a bus.
WTF are those golden nudes on the mantel?
Pence's tight buttoned suit while sitting down is everything Pence.
The more I look at this pic, the more I'm convinced that Pelosi is the only one who belongs in the room.
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Lol....nitpicking at its finest!!!!Fitzy wrote: ↑Wed Dec 12, 2018 10:45 amThis is an impressive old man rant.Holman wrote: ↑Tue Dec 11, 2018 7:13 pm
My God, Trump's tie?? Does he polish his shoes with it?
It's the Oval Office, photographers are swarming, but the two dudes are splaying for crotch shots like drunks on a bus.
WTF are those golden nudes on the mantel?
Pence's tight buttoned suit while sitting down is everything Pence.
The more I look at this pic, the more I'm convinced that Pelosi is the only one who belongs in the room.
He/Him/His/Porcupine
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Re: The Trump Presidency Thread
With all of the headaches the guy has put us through, we're entitled to rant about his annoying habits. We've already worn out all the actually relevant topics to no effect.
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I'll get on board when he wears something tan. Tan is the color of, well, not commies, because we love those now, but maybe satan?
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Bad hombres.
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I'm guessing those American flag pins he and the ventriloquist's dummy from Magic are wearing are available in the Trump online store for 49.99 each...
He won. Period.
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Id like to be near the front in the crowd of a Trump speech stop so I could yell "OWWW FER FAWKS SAKE SHADD'UP ALWEDY!!!" really really loud at the bastard.
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After being dared to try by Pelosi, GOP trying to get wall funding to pass in House
I really hope this blows up in their faces.House Republicans are struggling to come up with a strategy to fulfill President Trump's demands that the lower chamber pass a funding bill that includes $5 billion for his promised border wall.
By Wednesday evening, GOP leaders still had not settled on what vehicle they would use to fund the wall or if they would even take a vote this week to do so. Lawmakers in the House have until just Dec. 21 to avert a partial government shutdown, and are only scheduled to be working for four of those days.
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In an explosive meeting in the Oval Office a day earlier, Trump told Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) that he could easily push $5 billion in wall funding through the House. Pelosi told him the bill would fail spectacularly — and dared him to try.
Now, Scalise, Ryan and Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) are under enormous pressure to prove their ally in the White House was correct and that Pelosi, the likely incoming Speaker, was wrong.
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who's ?
sounds like it's Pelosi's dare and hence it's her face that something would explode in?
don't forget this is the dems we are talking about. Failing is 2nd nature.
sounds like it's Pelosi's dare and hence it's her face that something would explode in?
don't forget this is the dems we are talking about. Failing is 2nd nature.
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I guess I should have gone with my first headline: God's Drumpf is stupid.
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I have to admit I'm slowing becoming more accepting of Pelosi. She may lose but I'm behind anyone who stand against him publicly and loudly. I will rally if you call.
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Trump doesn't want the wall. He wants a fight about the wall.
We all inherently know this, but I thought this article articulated it very well.But Trump isn’t offering a deal, and he isn’t constructing the kind of process where anyone might offer him a deal. Instead, he’s looking for a photo op. He’s looking for a clip of himself he can see played, and praised, on Fox & Friends.
Trump has a tendency to view his presidency as a reality television show where what’s important are storylines, confrontations, and plot twists. What he made yesterday was good television. But good television is about the fight, not the deal. The deal happens behind closed doors, it requires giving things up and seeing the other side’s perspective.
The deal often hurts. It often disappoints some of your supporters. The reason politicians make deals, though, is that they care about the thing they’re trying to get done. They care about it enough to give up something of value in order to get it.
Trump doesn’t care enough about the wall to give up anything in order to get it. He didn’t care enough when Democrats offered to fund the wall if Trump would protect DREAMers, and he doesn’t care enough now.
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Can you imagine if the wall were actually built? After a few years no one would support the cost of maintaining it, and it would fall into disrepair, a monument to stupidity.
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Trump returns to trying to deport Vietnamese immigrants going all the way back to the war.
The Trump administration is resuming its efforts to deport certain protected Vietnamese immigrants who have lived in the United States for decades—many of them having fled the country during the Vietnam War.
This is the latest move in the president’s long record of prioritizing harsh immigration and asylum restrictions, and one that’s sure to raise eyebrows—the White House had hesitantly backed off the plan in August before reversing course. In essence, the administration has now decided that Vietnamese immigrants who arrived in the country before the establishment of diplomatic ties between the United States and Vietnam are subject to standard immigration law—meaning they are all eligible for deportation.
“Forty-three years ago, a lot of the Southeast Asian communities and Vietnamese communities fled their countries and their homeland due to the war, which the U.S. was involved in, fleeing for their safety and the safety of their families,” said Kevin Lam, the organizing director of the Asian American Resource Workshop, an advocacy group. “The U.S. would do well to remember that.”
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Trumponomics is magic!POTUS wrote:I often stated, “One way or the other, Mexico is going to pay for the Wall.” This has never changed. Our new deal with Mexico (and Canada), the USMCA, is so much better than the old, very costly & anti-USA NAFTA deal, that just by the money we save, MEXICO IS PAYING FOR THE WALL!
"I often stated, 'One way or another, I'm going to ride this Gravy Train to $100 Billion Dollars.' This has never changed. My order to the Treasury to print TWO Hundred Billion Dollars and give half to Me and half to pay for the first half means that that THIS NEW TRUMP MONEY COSTS AMERICA NOTHING!"
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Canada: "And I helped!"
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Well. done deal then. We don't need to fund the damn wall. Excellent!
Goverment Shutdown - Averted!
or wait. We still need to pay for the wall, don't we.
Hush now Trumpy-baby, don't you cry.
Mexico's gonna help weave nightmares for you.
Mexico's gonna help create fears for you.
Mexico's gonna keep you in the west wing.
She wont make you cry, and could help make you king.
Mexico will be your base's crazy shit-storm.
Ooooh Trumpy ooooh Trumpy oooooh Trumpy,
Of course Mexico'll pay for the wall.
Goverment Shutdown - Averted!
or wait. We still need to pay for the wall, don't we.
Hush now Trumpy-baby, don't you cry.
Mexico's gonna help weave nightmares for you.
Mexico's gonna help create fears for you.
Mexico's gonna keep you in the west wing.
She wont make you cry, and could help make you king.
Mexico will be your base's crazy shit-storm.
Ooooh Trumpy ooooh Trumpy oooooh Trumpy,
Of course Mexico'll pay for the wall.
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The actual, official Homeland Security website:
I guess the administration is so anti-press, they're against articles of all kinds.DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly. We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall. Instead, under this President we are building a wall that is 30-feet high.
FACT: Prior to President Trump taking office, we have never built wall that high.
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Interesting both due to the grammatical errors and also due to DHS apparently not knowing that a fence is not a wall.
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wtf.Defiant wrote: ↑Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:51 am The actual, official Homeland Security website:
DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly. We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall. Instead, under this President we are building a wall that is 30-feet high.
FACT: Prior to President Trump taking office, we have never built wall that high.
what made them say 'a wall' that one time, I wonder?
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Can't wait to find out that Trump crafted that message and then demanded it was put on the DHS website as written (or likely, dictated).
Mongo like wall.
Mongo like wall.
Maybe next year, maybe no go
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Fun fact: definite and indefinite articles don't exist in the Russian language.
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"We heyave nyever build wall theyt high!"
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Re: The Trump Presidency Thread
+1.Unagi wrote: ↑Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:55 amwtf.Defiant wrote: ↑Thu Dec 13, 2018 10:51 am The actual, official Homeland Security website:
DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly. We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall. Instead, under this President we are building a wall that is 30-feet high.
FACT: Prior to President Trump taking office, we have never built wall that high.