I hope you got Pączki this year after I threw you off the track!LordMortis wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:02 pm My de facto-ry settings state is that of having a faulty memory that leads me to being wrong.
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Technically not Green Goo's President.YellowKing wrote: ↑Thu Mar 07, 2019 5:42 pm Gentlemen, gentlemen, our President creepily groping his ex-wife or his daughter are BOTH valid in this reality.
BTW, are we going to bet on the UNC/Duke game this Saturday?
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See Trump wasn't wrong. Tim has changed his name.
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Mitt Romney is a man of the people; you can tell by candle blowing out technique:
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I was going to say something snarky involving GOP and blowing, but you're more right than I am - and candle-blowing is hardly a platform worth grilling anyone over. I mean - no one gets in my business for liking to put corn on my mashed potatoes before I make a little crater in the middle to hold the gravy.
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Corn and/or peas go directly into my mashed potatoes. Gravy tends to make its own puddle so I don't do anything extra with that.
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I chuckled.
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The latest Garrison, in case you need a laugh tonight.
I love how "equality" is such a huge boogeyman for these morons.
I love how "equality" is such a huge boogeyman for these morons.
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Who are the morons? Conservatives? ProTrump? and/or anti-socialists?
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I don't know who Garrison is but it's interesting to me is it's millennials who are tied up and Venezuela is the wreckage. I can't tell if this is satire or serious. What it seems to say to me is that Harris and Gabbard if elected by millenials would become Maduro.
Only I thought bikers love Trump. And I thought Trump trusted Putin and Xi... Like Maduro... And Maduro sought to be able to rule by decree... And is accuesed of money laundering and questionable elections practices and institutionally condemning the poor and limiting the press and homophobia and name calling and chasing trade out of his country.
Also is this saying the Mellenials are really in charge, Trump has wax in his ears at their command.
But then the bright side is, that Trump will apparently greedily slaughter the Sun's cattle and will be punished to die by shipwreck while the Millenials survive his greed.
The whole thing confuses me.
Only I thought bikers love Trump. And I thought Trump trusted Putin and Xi... Like Maduro... And Maduro sought to be able to rule by decree... And is accuesed of money laundering and questionable elections practices and institutionally condemning the poor and limiting the press and homophobia and name calling and chasing trade out of his country.
Also is this saying the Mellenials are really in charge, Trump has wax in his ears at their command.
But then the bright side is, that Trump will apparently greedily slaughter the Sun's cattle and will be punished to die by shipwreck while the Millenials survive his greed.
The whole thing confuses me.
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Conservative "humor", in a nutshell
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Funny, I took it as the attractiveness of Socialism. At least he got Trump's tie right.
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I couldn't even tell if it was conservative humor or liberal humor. I can't tell what I'm supposed to take as metaphor or what is being satirized. If it is relying on me to understand Odysseus and the Siren Song, then it suggests to me Trump is soon to die of his own greed and that story is really about the Millenials success in spite of everything around them. Harris and Gabbard are just bit players. If it's not relying on Odysseus then none of this makes sense.
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Just do an image search for "Ben Garrison cartoons" and prepare to claw your eyeballs out.
And, yeah, he completely butchers the Odyssey episode here. The crew (rowing) has wax in their ears; the captain (Odysseus) is tied to the mast so that he can hear the Siren's song and its prophecy of the future.
So... maybe he got it right after all?
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I'm getting more of a Rime of The Ancient Mariner vibe.
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Don't forget that Garrison is a moron. (And he *worships* Trump, so there's no question of veiled criticism here.)LordMortis wrote: ↑Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:50 amThat's what I'm trying to figure out. The only person who makes it is the one tied to the mast. The guy steering the ship, he's about to succumb to his own greed and arrogance.
Apparently he thinks Odysseus bravely steered the ship past the sirens while the others succumbed to the attraction. It's the only way the cartoon works, but it gets everything wrong.
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Nothing like bikini clad babes luring men with the promise of equality.
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I had to try and piece it together. After reading his own comments, now I think I understand. The centerpiece is actually the Sirens and the only way this guy knew how express the seduction was by not having any understanding of the Odyssey and using it anyway.
SOCIALISM LURES THE YOUNG WITH FALSE PROMISES
Donald Trump recently stated that “seductive” socialism would send the country ‘down the tubes’ in a decade or less. He’s right, but many young people aren’t listening.
It is estimated that fifty percent of millennials want a socialist system. They are no doubt being brainwashed at universities and the Democrats themselves are moving toward outright socialism. I’m pushing back against this trend with my cartoons and it’s why I’ve drawn so many anti-socialism cartoons lately.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a young, callow politician and she’s has been installed to give socialism an energetic and fresh face. I say ‘installed’ because apparently she auditioned for the part and was picked for her acting ability and enthusiasm. She was backed by a socialist group who helped pave the way for her election.
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Kamala Harris is a Socialist prosecutor? Who knew? Tough on conservative asshats AND tough on crime!
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It's meant to be a conservative cartoon, not conservative pr0n.
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I just wanted to emphasis that the artist is using sexually objectified women (Political leaders no less) as somehow the temptation that is leading millennials to "equality". Why not have a few playboys lying around with AOC on the cover, with a giant "EQUALITY" over her head.
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Damn. The GOP is taking their racism Old School!
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Actual screenshot from Fox News this morning.
The sad part is how many people will look at it and say "what's the problem?"
The sad part is how many people will look at it and say "what's the problem?"
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Should they have said "brown-skinned" countries?
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Easier to say than "El Salvador", "Honduras", or "Nicaragua".Skinypupy wrote:Actual screenshot from Fox News this morning.
The sad part is how many people will look at it and say "what's the problem?"
And there's no "Central America", just AMERICA! (insert Bald Eagle here)
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I may be more shocked that Fox News can count to three.
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