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Daehawk wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 3:45 pm Ever wonder why we dont have 2 thumbs? ...on each hand. I mean its a pretty important digit the thumb. Why did evolution leave us with just one? What if something happens to your thumb? It could break off or fail. How would we cling to each other or the trees or hold a tool? Why dont we have a backup? We got 4 fingers but only 1 opposable thumb.
The briefest answer is that (in practice) one thumb proved more than adequate to get primates to breeding age without a rare two-thumb mutation (some version of which may have occurred at some point) suddenly providing a significant reproductive advantage.
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And of course the human body is hardly optimized for being human.

We stepped (mostly) off the path of natural selection by developing big brains that favored complex social cooperation and communication, but we did so before (for example) our pelvis completely adapted to a bipedal stance and before our skulls worked out the wisdom-tooth problem. That's why many prehistoric/ancient humans died while giving birth or from infected gum damage.
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I believe it. Seems like I'm always getting an infected tooth.
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Holman wrote: Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:35 pm
Daehawk wrote: Thu Jun 23, 2022 3:45 pm Ever wonder why we dont have 2 thumbs? ...on each hand. I mean its a pretty important digit the thumb. Why did evolution leave us with just one? What if something happens to your thumb? It could break off or fail. How would we cling to each other or the trees or hold a tool? Why dont we have a backup? We got 4 fingers but only 1 opposable thumb.
The briefest answer is that (in practice) one thumb proved more than adequate to get primates to breeding age without a rare two-thumb mutation (some version of which may have occurred at some point) suddenly providing a significant reproductive advantage.
Or to put it another way:
“Just how many thumbs does a guy need for a girl to find them attractive.”
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I knew a guy who had thumbs for all his fingers and toes. He also had two asses.

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Saw a guy once in town had 2 thumbs.Just below his normal thumb between it and his wrist was another full thumb. I dont recall how usable it was..I think it moved with his other thumb. I remember thinking it looked like a rooster spur.
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Well, looks like they're putting my wife into a hospice. Bleeding in her stomach and it won't stop.
Looks like I'm going to play the waiting game. :(
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I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they're at least able to make her comfortable.
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Man that sucks. And the hits keep coming. :(

Sorry, dbt.

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Sorry to hear it, Dave.
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Youngest son came over and we made our plans. Probably no more than a few days. I'm letting them handle everything.
Because I'm pretty much useless in this situation. :(
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Thinking of you, dbt.
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Its the hardest time of your life. Im sorry brother.
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Very sorry, dbt.
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Bacon lovers can smell like their favorite treat with this bacon-scented perfume

Oh yeah buddy. You splash that on and go out camping. Im sure the bears will love it.
Do you love bacon so much you want to smell like it -- without the hassle of actually cooking?
A new bacon-scented fragrance from Tyson-owned Wright Brand might just be right for you. The scent, named Wright N°100, was released on Thursday to celebrate the brand's 100th year anniversary, according to a press release from Wright.

True bacon fiends can purchase the meaty fragrance for $19.22 at Wright100.com.

The gender-neutral scent was created in collaboration with Ann Gottlieb, who has helped develop fragrances for clients like Britney Spears, Victoria's Secret and Calvin Klein. The scent isn't pure bacon: Wright N°100 features notes of bacon, applewood, bergamot, white patchouli, sandalwood and maple syrup, according to the release.
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Daehawk wrote: Sat Jun 25, 2022 5:47 pm Bacon lovers can smell like their favorite treat with this bacon-scented perfume

Oh yeah buddy. You splash that on and go out camping. Im sure the bears will love it.
Do you love bacon so much you want to smell like it -- without the hassle of actually cooking?
A new bacon-scented fragrance from Tyson-owned Wright Brand might just be right for you. The scent, named Wright N°100, was released on Thursday to celebrate the brand's 100th year anniversary, according to a press release from Wright.

True bacon fiends can purchase the meaty fragrance for $19.22 at Wright100.com.

The gender-neutral scent was created in collaboration with Ann Gottlieb, who has helped develop fragrances for clients like Britney Spears, Victoria's Secret and Calvin Klein. The scent isn't pure bacon: Wright N°100 features notes of bacon, applewood, bergamot, white patchouli, sandalwood and maple syrup, according to the release.
Bears can smell your meaty fragrance whether you augmented it or not. They're not picky.
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It's hard to post something light after reading dbt's post but I saw 12 bunnies on my walk this morning, shattering the previous record of five. I said Hello bunny to every single on of them, except the two I saw in a pair, to which I said Hello bunnies.
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After my stepson left, bunnies started appearing in my front yard too. I like seeing them out there.
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Counting the bunnies on my walk makes my walk pleasant.
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I don't know how I did it but I placed an order with Amazon and somehow I signed up with prime membership. Those bastards make it hard to place an order and not sign up or it. I cancel it again but now I have it for a month anyways. :x
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Was just on this train 2 weeks ago.
My thoughts are with all involved.

2 train wrecks in less than a week.
My fear of flying is being undermined......

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Well if they cant keep a train on its tracks just imagine how hard it is to keep a plane in the air....way up there.
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Daehawk wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:26 pm Well if they cant keep a train on its tracks just imagine how hard it is to keep a plane in the air....way up there.
That's what I keep telling myself.
My phobia never was really an issue until both of my daughters decided to move out West.
Now it's a 36 hours train ride plus a 3 hour drive either North or South to see them.

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On the 400-mile drive up to take a kid to camp, we saw the aftermath of two bad motorcycle accidents within an hour. In both cases, it looked one rider in a touring group of a dozen or so bikes (two separate groups) had hit or been hit by a car. Ambulances were on the scene in both cases.

Both were on I-87 in upstate New York. The cycle groups seemed to be middle-aged touring types, not leather riders.

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That's a big bummer.

It's almost always the cars that are at fault. Watch for bikers!
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Unagi wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:46 pm That's a big bummer.

It's almost always the cars that are at fault. Watch for bikers!
Right. I didn't mean to imply the bikes were to blame.
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Holman wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:47 pm
Unagi wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:46 pm That's a big bummer.

It's almost always the cars that are at fault. Watch for bikers!
Right. I didn't mean to imply the bikes were to blame.
I know. And I hesitated to reply like that because I knew you didn't. I have no idea how to communicate.
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Unagi wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:48 pm
Holman wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:47 pm
Unagi wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:46 pm That's a big bummer.

It's almost always the cars that are at fault. Watch for bikers!
Right. I didn't mean to imply the bikes were to blame.
I know. And I hesitated to reply like that because I knew you didn't. I have no idea how to communicate.
When I saw your post, I was honestly coming back into the thread to edit it to "Motorcycle carefully! Most drivers aren't looking."

And of course in both accidents it was the cyclist in the ambulance.
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i do kinda want an electric motorcycle, but... bicycling is dangerous enough.
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Unagi wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 4:46 pm That's a big bummer.

It's almost always the cars that are at fault. Watch for bikers!
That may be true. I've not read the stats. Bikers will always tell me it's true. But I see a lot of reckless bikers.

That said, Watch for bikers! Your two ton hunk of metal does a lot of damage.
hitbyambulance wrote: Mon Jun 27, 2022 6:21 pm i do kinda want an electric motorcycle, but... bicycling is dangerous enough.
I want an electric bicycle and yeah bicycling is dangerous enough. Watch for cyclists!
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Bit of excitement tonight. I was just upstairs playing on my computer when someone downstairs called out in panic, "Kasey! Kasey! Call 911! Someone's having a stroke!"

(You may remember I rented out my bottom floor to a mahjong parlor)

I am like... Why can't you call 911 yourself? But since I'm probably the best English speaker in the house, I guess it falls to me. I grabbed my phone and dialed 911 as I ran downstairs. Someone is almost falling out of the chair and two guys are holding him. He was conscious, but not responsive, eyes closed. He lost one shoe.

I know from my general knowledge this could either be a seizure or a stroke. As I was not there, and only saw the aftermath, I decided to be clear, gave the address and cross street, and an ambulance was here in minutes. The 911 operator was a bit brusque, but that comes with the job. I kept being interrupted by the other players who were helping with the "cleanup" and they were making way too much noise that I had to walk outside, and gave as much information as I could.

I still didn't figure out whether it was a stroke or seizure, and even the security cam wasn't of much help as it only caught his back. But the important thing is he's in the ambulance and on the way to the hospital. The rest is up to someone else.
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You'd think after all my years on this earth I would remember how many ounces are in a gallon, or a pint, or a pound....but you'd be mistaken. I have to check every...single...damn....time. :oops:
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I should probably just go ahead and get a full chest tattoo of that, then rip open my shirt whenever I'm reading the ingredients for a recipe....

...on the box of something at the grocery store.

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hepcat wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 12:55 pm You'd think after all my years on this earth I would remember how many ounces are in a gallon, or a pint, or a pound....but you'd be mistaken. I have to check every...single...damn....time. :oops:
Im the same. Usually I want fl oz in something and Im always seeing oz as a weight in stuff.
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Make sure it's upside down so you can read it.
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That would ruin the writhing portion of my act.
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There are plenty of careful drivers/riders. There are also plenty of careless/inattentive drivers and reckless riders.
In my opinion though, we call motorcycles dangerous, because in a collision between car and bike, the car always wins.
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A guy I used to work with was an avid cyclist. He always rode on the sidewalk because he reasoned that he had a much better chance of surviving a collision with a pedestrian than with a vehicle. When pressed on the issue, he just flat out stated that he wasn't concerned with how it would go for the pedestrian.
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Max Peck wrote: Tue Jun 28, 2022 3:37 pm A guy I used to work with was an avid cyclist. He always rode on the sidewalk because he reasoned that he had a much better chance of surviving a collision with a pedestrian than with a vehicle. When pressed on the issue, he just flat out stated that he wasn't concerned with how it would go for the pedestrian.
Clearly, he hadn't met anyone who can clothesline him off a bike... or a cop who'd give him a ticket for riding on the sidewalk.
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