Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.

[Daehawk]

https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/meal ... boxes.html

[hepcat]

Why are all the toys simply McDonald's characters with 4 eyes? Is the promotion being sponsored by the Optometrists of America Association?

[YellowKing]

I think the correct headline is get your Millennial Happy Meal this October, because I doubt anyone over 30 knows what the hell Cactus Plant Flea Market is.

[Daehawk]

I know I dont.

[Blackhawk]

Most millennials are over 30, too. Some are in their 40s.

[YellowKing]

Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).

[Unagi]

Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).

Hey man, you're the one who made this a generation thing.

[Brian]

Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).

Hey man, you're the one who made this a generation thing.

Typical Millennial.

[YellowKing]

Hey man, you're the one who made this a generation thing.

Touche.

[Sudy]

As a 38-year-old millennial I am offended. And I have no idea what the hell Cactus Plant Flea Market is. The link DH shared scares and confuses me.

[Daehawk]

No one yet has made an adult toy comment. Interesting.

[Unagi]

The Grimace would make a great name for an adult toy.


The Hamburglar wouldn’t be too bad either.

[LordMortis]

Had to read the link to find out what the looking cookie man thing was. Which then led me to "OK what is Cactus Plant Flea Market"... So I head to their website. It's got three items on it. A T for $70 and underwear for $60... Nothing special about them. I got nuthin'.

[Carpet_pissr]

Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).

Found the Boomer!

[Brian]

The Grimace would make a great name for an adult toy.

Given the shape of Grimace, coupled with the name, I'm going to guess...oversized butt plug.

[Rumpy]

That's the most unappealing happy meal ever. The double-eyes make me think of someone on acid and are rather terrifying to look at.

[hepcat]

If you use it like Brian and Unagi, you won't see the eyes.

[Archinerd]

huh.. that gives a whole new meaning to, "I'm up to my eyeballs in sphincter".

[dbt1949]

Somebody needs to send this thread to McDonalds.

[LordMortis]

huh.. that gives a whole new meaning to, "I'm up to my eyeballs in sphincter".

There was an old meaning to that?

[Unagi]

If you use it like Brian and Unagi, you won't see the eyes.

I’m certain that butt plugs are just a part of Brian’s emergency IT kit.

[Brian]

Emergency kit? No. Regular, walking around kit.

The emergency kit includes battery powered nipple clamps, a bluetooth enabled ball-gag/speaker combo, and the ultimate in imported marital aids....La Penetrada (recently removed from the War Crimes list in 80% of European countries.)