Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

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This thread has not aged well.
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Nor have most of us.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Isgrimnur wrote: Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:18 am Nor have most of us.
But what about
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes?
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Back on topic!

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Blackhawk wrote:This thread has not aged well.
Jesus, this thread is 16 years old!
And the first reply was "Can she squirt?"

Yeah, it's not our finest.
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Well can she?
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well. it was from Zekester... Say his name 3 times and Runningman9 will appear :)
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Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:
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YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.
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Man you're old. Ill only be 53 this year. Inside Im 25. Wife would then say Im 12. It averages out.
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Lassr wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm
YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.
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Good on ya mate!
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EvilHomer3k wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 4:28 pm
Lassr wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 1:39 pm
YellowKing wrote: Fri Feb 25, 2022 5:41 pm Well to be fair, 16 years ago I was only 15, so I was still quite immature. :liar:
Hell, I just turned 56 and still immature.
9YO son just asked me to put batteries in his despicable me fart gun. Spent the next 15 minutes playing with his fart gun. Despite my wife hating it I still encourage him to use whenever possible.
Yep. My all-time favorite toy I ever bought for my kids. We moved last month, and, as I was upacking lots of moving boxes, I happened upon lots of old toys my older kids have not played with since they were much younger. Finding that fart gun was the highlight of the move!
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Georgia's GOP HATES this thread!
Georgia GOP Chair Goes Full Flat-Earth, Says Globes Are Part of a Conspiracy
We're doomed... Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes R.I.P. The thread of death....celebrity or otherwise
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It's almost as if people are the problem.
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I wonder if she knows about this thread and what she thinks. I'd be flattered.

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Makes sense. I mean, who DOESN'T flex their abs tight when they drink water on the beach?

In their underwear.
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How did you find that picture of me at the beach?
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Or why were you looking at pictures like this.
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Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task that was your charge... I have no choice but to post this bountiful bulge, Daehawk. And with hepcat as my witness, tell you this: The impropriety of any further tit ogle shall be visited tenfold upon YOUR head. I promise you TEN protruding packages. When least you expect them.

By God, sir. I will not abide another ogled tit.

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Daehawk, you should be flattered.
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For God's sake Daehawk just do what he says!
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