Red Vines vs. Twizzlers vs. fish that swim up your urethra

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:38 pm

It's really a no brainer for most of us who have functioning taste buds and would rather deal with the damn fish.

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:40 pm

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 7:41 pm

And yet, that speech makes me long for the candiru over licorice based tortures.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 9:25 pm

'Twas a hard choice, but in the end the Red 40 won out.

em2nought · Post by **em2nought** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 9:34 pm

Swedish Fish for the win!

Zarathud · Post by **Zarathud** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:44 pm

If you are putting Swedish fish up your urethra, there’s a doctor you need to see….

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:45 pm

Seems like an express trip to a UTI.

gilraen · Post by **gilraen** » Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:50 am

What did I just read?

Daehawk · Post by **Daehawk** » Tue Dec 12, 2023 2:24 am

em2nought wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 9:34 pm Swedish Fish for the win!

This...but not up the old wangerson

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Wed Dec 13, 2023 12:21 am

em2nought wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 9:34 pm Swedish Fish for the win!

Is that a cooking pan? I assume these ones will be melted down for God knows what kind of dish.

I actually don't hate Swedish Fish, but they sure aren't my favorite Red 40, HFCS, gummy...edible. I would politely refuse if offered one. Melted down? Mayhaps.

em2nought · Post by **em2nought** » Wed Dec 13, 2023 6:05 pm

Zarathud wrote: ↑Mon Dec 11, 2023 10:44 pm If you are putting Swedish fish up your urethra, there’s a doctor you need to see….

No thanks, I missed the whole point of what youse guys where doing with your phallic candy.

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