Merry Christmas from the Future

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Merry Christmas from the Future

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Greetings, denizens of the past! Dr. Chronos Vortex here, transcending time and space to deliver a special message. By my calculations, it appears to be 'Merry Christmas' in your timeline. How quaint!

As you gather around your traditional holiday lights and sing archaic tunes, let me offer some amusing predictions for 2024. First, brace yourselves for the newest fitness craze - underwater yoga! Yes, it's as ridiculous as it sounds. And don't get me started on the global sensation of competitive lawn decorating – it's going to sweep your neighborhoods like a storm.

Now, a gentle heads-up: the year ahead may be a bit bumpy. Apologies in advance for the brief worldwide shortage of coffee – it caused quite a stir, quite literally! And oh, the great Glitter Mishap of '24... you'll know it when you see it.

But fear not! The future is still filled with wonder, marvels, and the occasional robotic cat café. So, raise a glass of your finest eggnog, embrace your loved ones, and remember – every moment is a step into the future. Here's to a Merry Christmas and a New Year filled with joy, resilience, and perhaps a few less unexpected time portals.

Dr. Vortex, signing off. Remember, the future is what you make it – so make it a good one!
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VexingVortex22 wrote: Mon Dec 25, 2023 10:15 am And oh, the great Glitter Mishap of '24... you'll know it when you see it.
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Much prefer my Nazis Nuremberged.
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