Merry Christmas 2023!
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It's almost as if people are the problem.
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I was a bowler when I was young but I haven't bowled since I stopped being young. I even had some trophies. The thing I don't like about bowler hats is that the ball is so heavy.
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I guess there are breed specific rescue groups that you could try. https://www.dogster.com/lifestyle/dog-b ... ption-tips
I think the only way you'd survive in the Philippines is if you were willing to develop a local support system there with actual friends involved. You wouldn't even have your sister over there.Daehawk wrote: ↑Mon Dec 25, 2023 4:00 pmIm sure. Being alone for so long makes my writing of such things more crass lol. I think it one way and type it sorta that way but not quite. I should have typed I miss having a love for Christmas as we can share so much fun and warmth. The moving to the Philippines is still in the back of my mind though .
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Got me a Corgi a couple of months ago from a breeder for $500.
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I wouldn't even consider moving overseas if I didn't have enough assets built up or a hefty pension/social security or both.
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Re: Merry Christmas 2023!
? What movie?
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Meet the Robinsons. One of my favorite movies.
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I would potentially have a woman though (friend of wife) who always hints about how we might be more compatible. She is not unattractive, she is a school teacher (so more intellectually compatible), and unlike my wife she likes to drink and even smoke weed (I've not done the latter in decades). Probably not helpful in long-term happiness though. She came for a few days when we were there in June, and while we talked very little, wife glommed onto the vaguest things we did talk about.
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Cute and they look good lol.
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Especially the Mrs.
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Isn't there "no divorce" in the Philippines? You might get the school teacher thrown in jail. From everything I've read it sounds like you did pretty good for yourself in the wife department. If I was looking I'd maybe offer to take the wife off your hands if you could throw in a little dowry? Maybe I'd end up the future "Mr. Imelda Marcos" since the wife seems quite ambitious, must be a bit much to keep up.
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This is my cue to go all misogynistic.Jeff V wrote: ↑Thu Dec 28, 2023 12:07 amI would potentially have a woman though (friend of wife) who always hints about how we might be more compatible. She is not unattractive, she is a school teacher (so more intellectually compatible), and unlike my wife she likes to drink and even smoke weed (I've not done the latter in decades). Probably not helpful in long-term happiness though. She came for a few days when we were there in June, and while we talked very little, wife glommed onto the vaguest things we did talk about.
To: Tech Support
Subject: Upgrade problem
Dear Software Engineer,
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Smoking 10.3, Boozing 2.5 and Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications like Night Club 4.3, Dance ‘n’ Drunk 2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77.
I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the UN-install does not work on this program. Once I tried to uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error “General protection Fault in module House Security. The UN-installation will abort.” Can you help me, please!!!
Regards,
Desperate User
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Reply: From Tech. Support
Ref: Upgrade problem
Dear User,
This is a very common problem many male users complain about, but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0 is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to Run everything. It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to UN-install, delete, or purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support” which was given to you at the time of registration with Wife 1.0.
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\> APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you use this command every time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0 or Movies 4.5, which will improve the performance of Wife 1.0. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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Re: Merry Christmas 2023!
Fortunately the Wife 1.0 program has an expiration date. Try running it very fast and see if it overheats.
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Re: Merry Christmas 2023!
LOLDo not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3.
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