How much for Hawaii?

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How much for Hawaii?

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Citizens of Vinland!

Ever since Leif Erikssons famous expedition over a millenia ago and subsequent colonies in what you now know as "America", Scandinavia has had a strong claim to the North American continent.

However, most of this territory is quite cold, and we live in a cold climate already. We might forego military or economic action if you give us a good deal on Hawaii.

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Lagom Lite wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 2:01 am Citizens of Vinland!

Ever since Leif Erikssons famous expedition over a millenia ago and subsequent colonies in what you now know as "America", Scandinavia has had a strong claim to the North American continent.

However, most of this territory is quite cold, and we live in a cold climate already. We might forego military or economic action if you give us a good deal on Hawaii.

Sincerely,
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Please, California has a great climate. I would be a loyal subject of our new civilized overlords (with real health care!)
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It’s alright you can all become citizens of New Danelaw!

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One MILLION dollars.
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Speaking on behalf of the citizens of New England, aka northeast Vinland, I am willing to turn the region over to Sweden for free. You don't have a crazy far-right government coming soon, do you?

As for Hawaii, I'll see what I can do.
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You can have Florida for free.
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El Guapo wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 10:18 am Speaking on behalf of the citizens of New England, aka northeast Vinland, I am willing to turn the region over to Sweden for free. You don't have a crazy far-right government coming soon, do you?

As for Hawaii, I'll see what I can do.
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gbasden wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 2:07 am
Lagom Lite wrote: Thu Jan 16, 2025 2:01 am Citizens of Vinland!

Ever since Leif Erikssons famous expedition over a millenia ago and subsequent colonies in what you now know as "America", Scandinavia has had a strong claim to the North American continent.

However, most of this territory is quite cold, and we live in a cold climate already. We might forego military or economic action if you give us a good deal on Hawaii.

Sincerely,
Your betters
Please, California has a great climate. I would be a loyal subject of our new civilized overlords (with real health care!)
That would suit me, so long as I could get the rights of a natural-born California citizen.
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