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Hmm.... good point. Though I suppose the sex could be slightly awkward with a full body suit like that. So maybe then she could just have on a latex skirt with some boots or something... but that'd still be her in latex. It's really a win-win situation I guess.Asharak wrote:For the record, what exactly doesn't call for Kate Beckinsale in latex?Kelric wrote:This calls for Kate Beckinsale in latex!
Edit - BTW, I think it'd be interesting if the 2nd game whenever we get to it was expanded to a larger group. Just for the fun of it. Cause I'm dead and it sucks.
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Jeezus! Ralph was a dear friend. He fought long and hard to prove his innocence and it was all for naught. What injustice is this?! Unfortunately not near the injustice that I have wrought upon tbg and his family.
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Crux's smug attitude about losing our dear friend Ralph strikes me wrong. You would smile and stick out your tongue as the rest of us scoop up the remains of Ralph to deliver to his family?! Shame on you. In fact, his taunting nature through this whole ordeal so far stinks to me.
You are being watched, Crux.
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Crux's smug attitude about losing our dear friend Ralph strikes me wrong. You would smile and stick out your tongue as the rest of us scoop up the remains of Ralph to deliver to his family?! Shame on you. In fact, his taunting nature through this whole ordeal so far stinks to me.
You are being watched, Crux.
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setaside, whom was ralph-wiggums most stout defender? I was! Why then do you call for my ow death when clearly I worked to protect a villager? I call upon thee to change thy vote, lest I view your accusation with suspicion and return the favor!setaside wrote:Jeezus! Ralph was a dear friend. He fought long and hard to prove his innocence and it was all for naught. What injustice is this?! Unfortunately not near the injustice that I have wrought upon tbg and his family.
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Crux's smug attitude about losing our dear friend Ralph strikes me wrong. You would smile and stick out your tongue as the rest of us scoop up the remains of Ralph to deliver to his family?! Shame on you. In fact, his taunting nature through this whole ordeal so far stinks to me.
I want nothing more to do with Crux. The man is guilty I say!!!
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Either you are VERY good at the ruse you are performing or you are innocent. If you are innocent, then I may change my vote and you will have my apologies. But the evidence will have to be compelling.Crux wrote:setaside, whom was ralph-wiggums most stout defender? I was! Why then do you call for my ow death when clearly I worked to protect a villager? I call upon thee to change thy vote, lest I view your accusation with suspicion and return the favor!
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What more evidence can I provide? When RW was accused I fought hard to have him cleared. If I'm a werewolf, what do I gain from doing so? Remember the werewolves want us to lynch innocent people. I know I'm innocent, so the only question remaining is why you want to see me dead.setaside wrote:Either you are VERY good at the ruse you are performing or you are innocent. If you are innocent, then I may change my vote and you will have my apologies. But the evidence will have to be compelling.Crux wrote:setaside, whom was ralph-wiggums most stout defender? I was! Why then do you call for my ow death when clearly I worked to protect a villager? I call upon thee to change thy vote, lest I view your accusation with suspicion and return the favor!
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Well, your tag does say "Pick me, Pick me!"Crux wrote:setaside, whom was ralph-wiggums most stout defender? I was! Why then do you call for my ow death when clearly I worked to protect a villager? I call upon thee to change thy vote, lest I view your accusation with suspicion and return the favor!setaside wrote:Jeezus! Ralph was a dear friend. He fought long and hard to prove his innocence and it was all for naught. What injustice is this?! Unfortunately not near the injustice that I have wrought upon tbg and his family.
CGMark
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Yankeeman84
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Crux's smug attitude about losing our dear friend Ralph strikes me wrong. You would smile and stick out your tongue as the rest of us scoop up the remains of Ralph to deliver to his family?! Shame on you. In fact, his taunting nature through this whole ordeal so far stinks to me.
I want nothing more to do with Crux. The man is guilty I say!!!
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Of course I am disturbed by the lack of conversation from everybody else on this one. Except gbasden who seems to be implicating you as well without actually accusing you. So what is it, gbasden? Either you suspect him or you don't. Don't just sit back and smile.
And I know for a fact that I am innocent. Just ask Sophia who kept my bed warm with me last night. Just don't tell her father. I'd rather not deal with that baggage at the moment.
I am removing my pick for the moment. gbasden's comment has piqued my curiosity.
And I know for a fact that I am innocent. Just ask Sophia who kept my bed warm with me last night. Just don't tell her father. I'd rather not deal with that baggage at the moment.
I am removing my pick for the moment. gbasden's comment has piqued my curiosity.
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But you have no way of knowing I am one. So why the accusation? I'm pretty sure you're not the Seer. And if you're not the seer, then there's only one way you can know who is and who isn't a werewolf. By being a werewolf. And you sure seem to want me dead despite evidence to the fact I am in fact innocent. Don't make me vote for you to die (and do note I've held off a reciprocal death-vote for now).setaside wrote:I'd think the answer to that would be obvious if you are in fact one of the werewolves.Crux wrote:I know I'm innocent, so the only question remaining is why you want to see me dead.
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Ralph may have known something that you did not want us to know. Thus you lobby to keep him around since the both of you have become very close. I think you and Ralph were planning something together that you both did not want us to find out about.Crux wrote:What more evidence can I provide? When RW was accused I fought hard to have him cleared. If I'm a werewolf, what do I gain from doing so? Remember the werewolves want us to lynch innocent people. I know I'm innocent, so the only question remaining is why you want to see me dead.setaside wrote:Either you are VERY good at the ruse you are performing or you are innocent. If you are innocent, then I may change my vote and you will have my apologies. But the evidence will have to be compelling.Crux wrote:setaside, whom was ralph-wiggums most stout defender? I was! Why then do you call for my ow death when clearly I worked to protect a villager? I call upon thee to change thy vote, lest I view your accusation with suspicion and return the favor!
I would still like to know who it was I saw last night behind the stack of hay taking notes. I do believe that he knows what is actually going on.
Perplexing, this is.
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Hey, big bossman won't let me stay home just because setaside might be devouring our friends behind our backs. But, I have to say, if I were the wolf (and I swear on CC's condom-laden horse stall that I'm not), I would remain silent as possible and let the crowd tear each other apart. To me, that leaves 2 individuals: Smutly and Yankeeman 84. Having met a number of Yankee fans, I am well aware of their problems with hygiene and extraneous body hair, so I vote for YM84!!setaside wrote:Of course I am disturbed by the lack of conversation from everybody else on this one.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. - Mitch Hedberg
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And where were YOU last night while TGB hangs without life from the end of a rope?setaside wrote:Either you are VERY good at the ruse you are performing or you are innocent. If you are innocent, then I may change my vote and you will have my apologies. But the evidence will have to be compelling.Crux wrote:setaside, whom was ralph-wiggums most stout defender? I was! Why then do you call for my ow death when clearly I worked to protect a villager? I call upon thee to change thy vote, lest I view your accusation with suspicion and return the favor!
My watchful eyes will be on YOU tonight.
Odd, this is.
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hmmm, it seems many people have taken que from RW, and are being very careful now about what they say. I feel bad that i did vote for RW in the beginning, but decided to even the vote out.
Hmmmm. Why would Yankeeman be out at night anyways? Watching people? I would think he would be home with his loved ones, trying to protect them from the werewolf.
Hmmmm.....
Hmmmm. Why would Yankeeman be out at night anyways? Watching people? I would think he would be home with his loved ones, trying to protect them from the werewolf.
Hmmmm.....
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HAH!Suitably Ironic Moniker wrote:Hey, big bossman won't let me stay home just because setaside might be devouring our friends behind our backs. But, I have to say, if I were the wolf (and I swear on CC's condom-laden horse stall that I'm not), I would remain silent as possible and let the crowd tear each other apart. To me, that leaves 2 individuals: Smutly and Yankeeman 84. Having met a number of Yankee fans, I am well aware of their problems with hygiene and extraneous body hair, so I vote for YM84!!setaside wrote:Of course I am disturbed by the lack of conversation from everybody else on this one.
How dare you accuse me of killing my dear Ralph. Ralph and I raise tobacco together and I can say, with confidence, that I was sleeping the entire night while I heard a gentile, swift scream and then silence. I reached for the candle and looked outside and I see a man with red and white shoes. I saw death walking beside him.
Now SIM, there was a dark figure behind a stack of hay. Could that have been YOU watching what was going on? You are becoming a strange one with your outlandish claims.
Where were YOU last night while our friend was dangling from a cursed rope??
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As I said above, I heard a gentile, swift scream and then silence. I then reached for my candle and looked outside and saw a man with red and white shoes. Death, I say, was walking with him. I could not get a good look on the mans face but I do know that it was a MAN.CGMark wrote:hmmm, it seems many people have taken que from RW, and are being very careful now about what they say. I feel bad that i did vote for RW in the beginning, but decided to even the vote out.
Hmmmm. Why would Yankeeman be out at night anyways? Watching people? I would think he would be home with his loved ones, trying to protect them from the werewolf.
Hmmmm.....
Someone was watching behind the hay as well.
Perplexing, this is.
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Since I'm dead and not supposed to talk, I'm going to put what I say in a spoiler tag. People that are in the game, don't read what I'm saying (not that it will affect anything):Asharak wrote:- AshSpoiler:
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I'm not accusing anyone, yet. We obviously chose wrongly last time. The comment was exactly what it seemed - a lighthearted jab at the incongruency of his tag. You are being awefully defensive. I wonder why that might be?setaside wrote:Of course I am disturbed by the lack of conversation from everybody else on this one. Except gbasden who seems to be implicating you as well without actually accusing you. So what is it, gbasden? Either you suspect him or you don't. Don't just sit back and smile.
And I know for a fact that I am innocent. Just ask Sophia who kept my bed warm with me last night. Just don't tell her father. I'd rather not deal with that baggage at the moment.
I am removing my pick for the moment. gbasden's comment has piqued my curiosity.
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I was sleeping the entire night until I heard the scream.setaside wrote:Yankeeman surely has a foul stench about him. Committing to little and explaining less. Why shouldn't I call you out? Where were you last night? What is that unwashed stain you have on your shirt there? Is that Blood? You and your state of constant perplexion has me perplexed. I don't trust you.
No, it is not blood. The stain is from the tobacco field two days ago. Ralph knew what happened. I tripped over a rock and fell into the mud. Here are the boots to back me up.
I am perplexed because I lost a friend. I lost my wife many months ago. I cannot lose again.
Right now, the only person I trust is Smutly. I know him well. We drink together since that is all we have left.
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I say, how well could YM actually know R-W if he said that he heard the scream of a gentile, when all of us who truly called R-W our friend knew him to be Jewish (and American nonetheless)!!! J'accuse!!Yankeeman84 wrote:
HAH!
How dare you accuse me of killing my dear Ralph. Ralph and I raise tobacco together and I can say, with confidence, that I was sleeping the entire night while I heard a gentile, swift scream and then silence.
ETA: Down low, too slow.
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I grew tobacco with Ralph. He was my true friend.Suitably Ironic Moniker wrote:I say, how well could YM actually know R-W if he said that he heard the scream of a gentile, when all of us who truly called R-W our friend knew him to be Jewish (and American nonetheless)!!! J'accuse!!Yankeeman84 wrote:
HAH!
How dare you accuse me of killing my dear Ralph. Ralph and I raise tobacco together and I can say, with confidence, that I was sleeping the entire night while I heard a gentile, swift scream and then silence.
ETA: Down low, too slow.
I never should have allowed YOU to come over last night but I did notice when you left that you walked through the forest.
It was late and why were you walking through the FOREST when your home in just down the street?!?!?
Tell us this, SIM!
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Methinks though dost protest too much!Yankeeman84 wrote:How can SIM accuse anyone when he was walking through the FOREST last night?Crux wrote:SiM casts a convincing accusation. Methinks I, too shall vote for Yankeeman84. Kill him!
I think SIM knows more than he is willing to admit.
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Also, SIM...remember the time when mine and Ralph's boots were stolen. We know that you probably stole them. They ended up behind our farm covered in bloody hair!
You must have slayed something.
Now my poor Ralph is dead and I honestly have nothing. Tobacco and alcohol is my life now. Leave me be and let an old man die peacefully. I have lost too much in this life to lose anymore.
You must have slayed something.
Now my poor Ralph is dead and I honestly have nothing. Tobacco and alcohol is my life now. Leave me be and let an old man die peacefully. I have lost too much in this life to lose anymore.