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Angriest Cat EVER!

Post by Sectoid » Tue Aug 15, 2006 1:52 pm

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Post by Programmer » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:03 pm

Your kitty looks mildly unhappy.

Now this kitty looks angry!

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Post by Sectoid » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:11 pm

Programmer, I'd say your's is more pissed off than angry. Mine's plotting it's revenge...
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Post by Poleaxe » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:22 pm

Neither one can compete with the bitch who lives with us. She will choose a spot to sit in the middle of a path, if you attempt to navigate around or over her, she will give you a full claw swipe. When my wife gets up from the sofa, the cat sits in her spot and then fights with her when she comes back to sit down. My wife hates the cat because it's in love with me, and the kids tell it things like "excuse me" in an attempt to avoid being swiped while navigating through the house.

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Post by Combustible Lemur » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:22 pm

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Is Scott home? thump thump thump Crash ......No.

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Post by Sectoid » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:30 pm

CL, That cat is drunk!!
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Post by Stitch » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:32 pm

The cat in the original post looks like a cat being a cat. I have been seduced by false promises.

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Post by Combustible Lemur » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:33 pm

Sectoid wrote:CL, That cat is drunk!!
maybe, more like stoned. that was a few years ago
Is Scott home? thump thump thump Crash ......No.

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Post by Defiant » Tue Aug 15, 2006 2:51 pm

They must have lost their sense of humor cause they're missing their tails...

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Post by lildrgn » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:09 pm

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Shamelessly ripped from GT. :)
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Post by Bakhtosh » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:16 pm

lildrgn wrote:Image

Shamelessly ripped from GT. :)
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Post by wonderpug » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:26 pm

In keeping with the quality of the original poster's picture, I give you...

The most sarcastic canary EVER!!!

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Just look at that sarcastic bastard! What an ass!

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Post by Sectoid » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:30 pm

wonderpug, you do not know the evil that lurks in the hearts of cats...
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Post by tgb » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:31 pm

Oh, please.

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Post by Sectoid » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:43 pm

tgb wrote:Oh, please.

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This cat needs to bench more. Look at those saggy pecs.
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Post by Zathras » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:46 pm

Sectoid wrote:
tgb wrote:Oh, please.

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This cat needs to bench more. Look at those saggy pecs.
At least we wnow what this cat's pissed about. If someone shaved me like that I'd be peeved too!
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Post by Tscott » Tue Aug 15, 2006 3:47 pm

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Post by Ralph-Wiggum » Tue Aug 15, 2006 4:55 pm

Tscott wrote:My Cat Hates You
That site is great. I even have the Bad Cats calendar (which is based on that site) on my work desk. :D

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Post by Punisher » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:19 pm

The reality is that ALL cats are evil little creatures and should be fed to dogs.
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Post by dbt1949 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:23 pm

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I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
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Post by Doomboy » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:33 pm

That first cat isn't angry, he is trying to look regal and cool even though he is trapped in a very tiny cage. He is just looking to see if his manner is having the intended effect.

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Post by Poleaxe » Tue Aug 15, 2006 7:53 pm

dbt1949 wrote:Image




I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
Cool cat?

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Post by Harkonis » Tue Aug 15, 2006 8:27 pm

It's about time to do the owl thing with cats!

Those first two have definite subtitles awaiting
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Post by dbt1949 » Tue Aug 15, 2006 10:15 pm

Poleaxe wrote:
dbt1949 wrote:Image




I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
Cool cat?

No,he was noted as being quite an angry cat. He thought he was cool tho.
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Post by Lars » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:11 am

rhinohelix wrote:Image
You owe me another monitor. That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Thank you.

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Post by Sectoid » Wed Aug 16, 2006 8:13 am

Doomboy wrote:That first cat isn't angry, he is trying to look regal and cool even though he is trapped in a very tiny cage. He is just looking to see if his manner is having the intended effect.
For a cat to be a tortoiseshell or calico, it must simultaneously express both of the alleles, O and o, which are two versions of the same gene, located at the same location on the X chromosome. Males normally cannot do this: they can have only one allele, as they have only one X chromosome. Virtually all tortoiseshell or calico cats are females. Occasionally a male is born (the rate is approximately 1 in 3,000 [1]). These may have Klinefelter's syndrome, carrying an extra X chromosome, and will almost always be sterile or they may be a chimera resulting from the fusion of two differently coloured embryos.
DUH!!! *makes "L" symbol on forehead* :roll:
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Post by Debris » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:11 am

dbt1949 wrote:
Poleaxe wrote:
dbt1949 wrote:Image




I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
Cool cat?

No,he was noted as being quite an angry cat. He thought he was cool tho.
A very cool cat with reportedly a very short temper.

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Post by Bad Demographic » Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:52 am

Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
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Post by Rowdy » Wed Aug 16, 2006 1:55 pm

Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)

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Post by brettmcd » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:11 pm

Zathras wrote:
Sectoid wrote:
tgb wrote:Oh, please.

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This cat needs to bench more. Look at those saggy pecs.
At least we wnow what this cat's pissed about. If someone shaved me like that I'd be peeved too!
Heh my cat is going to look like that soon, we are bringing him in to the groomer for a lion cut.
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Post by Padre » Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:26 pm

Rowdy wrote:
Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)
Five minutes with a picture editing package will sort that for you. I can't promise a perfect job, but if you say what expletive you'd like I can paste it over.

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Post by Bad Demographic » Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:10 pm

Padre wrote:
Rowdy wrote:
Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)
Five minutes with a picture editing package will sort that for you. I can't promise a perfect job, but if you say what expletive you'd like I can paste it over.
Something non-sectarian and pretty non-offensive like the old comic book "Aiiiieeeeeee!"?

Edit: Or "Yikes!"

By the way, I think the calico in the first picture is really a good looking cat.
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Post by Sectoid » Thu Aug 17, 2006 4:14 am

Bad Demographic wrote:
Padre wrote:
Rowdy wrote:
Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)
Five minutes with a picture editing package will sort that for you. I can't promise a perfect job, but if you say what expletive you'd like I can paste it over.
Something non-sectarian and pretty non-offensive like the old comic book "Aiiiieeeeeee!"?

Edit: Or "Yikes!"

By the way, I think the calico in the first picture is really a good looking cat.
Thank you, BD. It's not my cat, though. It's my girlfriend's.
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Post by Eel Snave » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:56 am

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Post by pr0ner » Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:04 am

All responses are weak compared to this!

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Post by Mr. Fed » Thu Oct 05, 2006 11:17 am

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Post by Programmer » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:49 pm

Baths make this cat angry.

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Post by tjg_marantz » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:52 pm

The cat is called Dangerous Minds?
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Post by moss_icon » Thu Oct 05, 2006 12:54 pm

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