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Your kitty looks mildly unhappy.

Now this kitty looks angry!

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Programmer, I'd say your's is more pissed off than angry. Mine's plotting it's revenge...
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Neither one can compete with the bitch who lives with us. She will choose a spot to sit in the middle of a path, if you attempt to navigate around or over her, she will give you a full claw swipe. When my wife gets up from the sofa, the cat sits in her spot and then fights with her when she comes back to sit down. My wife hates the cat because it's in love with me, and the kids tell it things like "excuse me" in an attempt to avoid being swiped while navigating through the house.
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Is Scott home? thump thump thump Crash ......No.
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CL, That cat is drunk!!
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The cat in the original post looks like a cat being a cat. I have been seduced by false promises.
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Sectoid wrote:CL, That cat is drunk!!
maybe, more like stoned. that was a few years ago
Is Scott home? thump thump thump Crash ......No.
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They must have lost their sense of humor cause they're missing their tails...
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Shamelessly ripped from GT. :)
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lildrgn wrote:Image

Shamelessly ripped from GT. :)
I love it!
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In keeping with the quality of the original poster's picture, I give you...

The most sarcastic canary EVER!!!

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Just look at that sarcastic bastard! What an ass!
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wonderpug, you do not know the evil that lurks in the hearts of cats...
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Oh, please.

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tgb wrote:Oh, please.

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This cat needs to bench more. Look at those saggy pecs.
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Sectoid wrote:
tgb wrote:Oh, please.

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This cat needs to bench more. Look at those saggy pecs.
At least we wnow what this cat's pissed about. If someone shaved me like that I'd be peeved too!
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Tscott wrote:My Cat Hates You
That site is great. I even have the Bad Cats calendar (which is based on that site) on my work desk. :D
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The reality is that ALL cats are evil little creatures and should be fed to dogs.
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I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
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That first cat isn't angry, he is trying to look regal and cool even though he is trapped in a very tiny cage. He is just looking to see if his manner is having the intended effect.
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dbt1949 wrote:Image




I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
Cool cat?
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It's about time to do the owl thing with cats!

Those first two have definite subtitles awaiting
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Poleaxe wrote:
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I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
Cool cat?

No,he was noted as being quite an angry cat. He thought he was cool tho.
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rhinohelix wrote:Image
You owe me another monitor. That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Thank you.
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Doomboy wrote:That first cat isn't angry, he is trying to look regal and cool even though he is trapped in a very tiny cage. He is just looking to see if his manner is having the intended effect.
For a cat to be a tortoiseshell or calico, it must simultaneously express both of the alleles, O and o, which are two versions of the same gene, located at the same location on the X chromosome. Males normally cannot do this: they can have only one allele, as they have only one X chromosome. Virtually all tortoiseshell or calico cats are females. Occasionally a male is born (the rate is approximately 1 in 3,000 [1]). These may have Klinefelter's syndrome, carrying an extra X chromosome, and will almost always be sterile or they may be a chimera resulting from the fusion of two differently coloured embryos.
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dbt1949 wrote:
Poleaxe wrote:
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I wonder if anybody will get this.....................
Cool cat?

No,he was noted as being quite an angry cat. He thought he was cool tho.
A very cool cat with reportedly a very short temper.
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Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
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Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)
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Zathras wrote:
Sectoid wrote:
tgb wrote:Oh, please.

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This cat needs to bench more. Look at those saggy pecs.
At least we wnow what this cat's pissed about. If someone shaved me like that I'd be peeved too!
Heh my cat is going to look like that soon, we are bringing him in to the groomer for a lion cut.
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Rowdy wrote:
Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)
Five minutes with a picture editing package will sort that for you. I can't promise a perfect job, but if you say what expletive you'd like I can paste it over.
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Padre wrote:
Rowdy wrote:
Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)
Five minutes with a picture editing package will sort that for you. I can't promise a perfect job, but if you say what expletive you'd like I can paste it over.
Something non-sectarian and pretty non-offensive like the old comic book "Aiiiieeeeeee!"?

Edit: Or "Yikes!"

By the way, I think the calico in the first picture is really a good looking cat.
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Bad Demographic wrote:
Padre wrote:
Rowdy wrote:
Bad Demographic wrote:Great pictures!
For me it's a toss up (for which is better) between "Invisible Sandwich" and "Jesus Christ, it's a lion! Get in the car!".
+1 - both hilarious (I wish another expletive were used, so I could pass that on to my friends)
Five minutes with a picture editing package will sort that for you. I can't promise a perfect job, but if you say what expletive you'd like I can paste it over.
Something non-sectarian and pretty non-offensive like the old comic book "Aiiiieeeeeee!"?

Edit: Or "Yikes!"

By the way, I think the calico in the first picture is really a good looking cat.
Thank you, BD. It's not my cat, though. It's my girlfriend's.
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All responses are weak compared to this!

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Baths make this cat angry.

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The cat is called Dangerous Minds?
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