Russian Roulette - Thread Killah Style

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:16 am

*Sneaks in a ninja thread killa*

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:25 am

See the ninja, sneeks behind him and wait.

Debris · Post by **Debris** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 9:50 am

I'll put my name in the hat since I've killed more than my fair share of kittens...errr...threads over the years.

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 10:24 am

I thought this thread was already done in.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 2:23 pm

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 3:09 pm

I got the May kill let it go.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:03 pm

We are in June...

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:16 pm

WAW wrote:I got the May kill let it go.

There is no spoon.

~Neal

jpinard · Post by **jpinard** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:40 pm

Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?

Discalced · Post by **Discalced** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 4:47 pm

jpinard wrote:Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?

I have no idea, and I have no idea, and I have no idea why I even posted it, as there is seemingly no relevance and my memory is generally wiped with each new day.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:13 pm

jpinard wrote:
Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?

I know how to play trombone and I can tell you she don't

Debris · Post by **Debris** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:15 pm

martindemon wrote:
jpinard wrote:
Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?
I know how to play trombone and I can tell you she don't

I do not think that trombone means what you think it means.

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:15 pm

martindemon wrote:
jpinard wrote:
Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?
I know how to play trombone and I can tell you she don't

I played trombone in high school, and none of my bandmates looked like that.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 5:19 pm

Exodor wrote:
martindemon wrote:
jpinard wrote:
Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?
I know how to play trombone and I can tell you she don't
I played trombone in high school, and none of my bandmates looked like that.

But they sure played better

But I'm sure you don't care about this talent.

jpinard · Post by **jpinard** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:28 pm

martindemon wrote:
Exodor wrote:
martindemon wrote:
jpinard wrote:
Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?
I know how to play trombone and I can tell you she don't
I played trombone in high school, and none of my bandmates looked like that.
But they sure played better But I'm sure you don't care about this talent.

One note crankled. I promote you to first chair! Now, let me work on your mouthpiece technqiue. You see...

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Thu Jun 02, 2005 6:43 pm

jpinard wrote:
martindemon wrote:
Exodor wrote:
martindemon wrote:
jpinard wrote:
Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Discalced... who is that? And does she really play the trombone?
I know how to play trombone and I can tell you she don't
I played trombone in high school, and none of my bandmates looked like that.
But they sure played better But I'm sure you don't care about this talent.
One note crankled. I promote you to first chair! Now, let me work on your mouthpiece technqiue. You see...

yadda yadda yadda boing yadda yadda yadda yadda

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:02 pm

Nothing to see here, please move along and don't reply, not even yes sir.

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:15 pm

Don't you have some birds to kill? Cause ya ain't killing this thread.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 6:53 pm

Threads are not hard to kill, but birds...

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Sat Jun 04, 2005 9:14 pm

i'm calling NSFW!

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:52 am

Here you go

http://www.nsfw.org/

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:58 am

CeeKay wrote: And on the seventh day God rested. On the Eighth, he went to Amsterdam

Are you suggesting God is a Puerto Rican

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 12:59 am

I think that God does not care about what we call race

knob · Post by **knob** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 1:19 am

So for someone who hasn't kept up with the thread, can someone tell me what exactly the meaning of this thread is? Is there a goal?

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:14 am

Valael wrote:So for someone who hasn't kept up with the thread, can someone tell me what exactly the meaning of this thread is? Is there a goal?

yes.

jpinard · Post by **jpinard** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 2:52 am

Valael wrote:So for someone who hasn't kept up with the thread, can someone tell me what exactly the meaning of this thread is? Is there a goal?

no.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:01 am

knob · Post by **knob** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 3:30 am

Jaymann wrote:

There is no octopus.

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 8:25 am

martindemon wrote:I think that God does not care about what we call race

If God is living in Amsterdam, NY odds are good he's Puerto Rican. Or married to one.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Sun Jun 05, 2005 10:33 am

WAW wrote:
martindemon wrote:I think that God does not care about what we call race
If God is living in Amsterdam, NY odds are good he's Puerto Rican. Or married to one.

(in the simplified R&P style...)
BLASPHEMY!!

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 12:38 pm

Will no one allow this thread to die???

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 9:14 pm

Remus West wrote:Will no one allow this thread to die???

Apparently you won't.

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Mon Jun 06, 2005 10:09 pm

Did you know I'd go to sleep and leave the lights on?
Hopin' you'd come by and know that I was home and still awake.
But two years go by and still my lights on
This is hard for me to say but this is all that I can say...

It's the last song I'll ever write for you
It's the last time that I'll tell you just how much I really care
This is the last song I'll ever sing for you
You come looking for the light and it won't be there
But I love you, oh, yes I do, yes I do

All the times that I've spent waiting wondering where you are
Always knew the time would come when I would start to wonder why
Now the time is here, I don't know where you are
So I'll write you one more song but it's the last time that I'll try

It's the last song I'll ever write for you
It's the last time that I'll tell you just how much I really care
This is the last song I'll ever sing for you
You come looking for the light and it won't be there
But I love you, oh, yes I do, mmm mmm

It's the last song I'll ever write for you
It's the last song I'll ever write for you
It's the last song I'll ever write for you
It's the last song I'll ever write for you
It's the last song I'll ever write for you

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 1:00 pm

I'll get the next one who post drunk and put a curved sword in you know where, thus proving a curved sword can to more than slash.

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 2:53 pm

The next person to post shall, by doing so, be proudly admitting to a sexual orientation opposite their current one, and to an insatiable urge bear the love child of Michael Jackson.

Al · Post by Al » Tue Jun 07, 2005 3:05 pm

I invoke the case of Rubber v Glue and declare that Blackhawk now wants to bear Mr. Jackson's children et cetera.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Tue Jun 07, 2005 5:16 pm

(Martindemon take 3' curved sword and looks at Blackhawk with a grim smile, thinking that he knew what he was doing when he posted; doing so, I feel pity so I would get him drunk

)

(edited because I spell like a 9 years old; a good one

)

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 3:51 pm

Woot, I have about six thread kills on the front pages alone. Someday even this one shall be mine!

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Fri Jun 10, 2005 11:28 pm

You can always dream

hog · Post by **hog** » Sat Jun 11, 2005 1:12 am

Is this the thread I'm not supposed to post in?

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