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Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:41 pm

By carefully following the lines one by one, you can see that Egypt and Qatar are against each other, except in Yemen where they are now allies; Saudi Arabia is both supporting and bombing ISIS; and Libya is its own worst enemy.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:36 am

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:52 am

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:18 pm

1990 music video from Scientology

The SNL parody

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Sun Apr 05, 2015 3:10 pm

Jag · Post by **Jag** » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:49 pm

How to survive a bear, I mean, a police encounter.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:22 pm

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:37 pm

Not to be obtuse or anything, but I don't get it.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 2:42 pm

It's from a 2013 Onion article about her new career choice after leaving the State department. But we all know rip doesn't link sources.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 4:29 pm

First it was the Jews for Rand promo that raised eyebrows. But now it's just getting ridiculous.

p.s. Thank God for the Funny or Die banner at the bottom of that. Most of those just seem real enough to be true.

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:17 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:It's from a 2013 Onion article about her new career choice after leaving the State department. But we all know rip doesn't link sources.

Ah.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 6:12 am

Alefroth · Post by **Alefroth** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:46 pm

I know the juxtaposition is supposed to be clever, but I can't stretch far enough to see it. Can you explain it?

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:53 pm

Is the joke that Hillary is a breakthrough in Alzheimer's treatment? Isn't that a good thing?

edit: wait...is it the wooly mammoth story that's supposed to be the joke juxtaposition? are we saying that Hillary is a wooly mammoth?

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 12:58 pm

I thought it was her green jacket that was the joke. Because, I mean, come on, who wears green jackets anymore? That is so 2008.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:00 pm

Wait...is it the kneecaps behind her? Are they funny?

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:04 pm

Moliere wrote:I thought it was her green jacket that was the joke. Because, I mean, come on, who wears green jackets anymore? That is so 2008.

If the photo is from the weekend, maybe she just likes golf.

I think the candle is the joke.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:50 pm

The candle is a lie!

...or was it the spoon?

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:40 pm

She is the first image of Dark Matter!

Alefroth · Post by **Alefroth** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:48 pm

Jaymann wrote:She is the first image of Dark Matter!

I'd like to shine my light on her dark matter.

Alefroth · Post by **Alefroth** » Wed Apr 15, 2015 2:49 pm

Jeez, I just noticed those pythons. Maybe she's arm wrestling across the divide.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 7:46 pm

Just being old doesn't mean you can nab a handicapped spot.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:00 pm

Worse yet is that she parked on top of a handicapped person.

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Thu Apr 16, 2015 8:34 pm

Rip wrote:

Just being old doesn't mean you can nab a handicapped spot.

She's actually blocking 2 spots! Although I'm not sure stopping in those spots is the same fine as parking in them.

Alefroth · Post by **Alefroth** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:54 am

Rip wrote:

Just being old doesn't mean you can nab a handicapped spot.

The arrow is pointing away from her spot.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:55 am

GreenGoo wrote: I'm not sure stopping in those spots is the same fine as parking in them.

She can afford to pay the fines with all the tips she's not leaving.

(Honestly, slow news day?)

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:13 am

hepcat wrote:Wait...is it the kneecaps behind her? Are they funny?

well no... unless round is funny.

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:48 am

Kraken wrote:(Honestly, slow news day?)

This is going to be an amazing election season if they're already focusing on tip jars and parking sports in April of 2015.

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:57 am

Unagi wrote:
hepcat wrote:Wait...is it the kneecaps behind her? Are they funny?
well no... unless round is funny.

Ding!

As for the parking spot, the car is probably not parked. It's standing. And it's probably secret service. So there's no violation going on there. And I doubt someone is being put out by it standing there for however long it did.

Slow news day indeed.

GreenGoo · Post by **GreenGoo** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 10:40 am

Alefroth wrote: The arrow is pointing away from her spot.

The rear of the car is clearly on this side of the sign. As I said, he's probably across 2 spots.

If I thought someone who needed to spot was being held up, or that they had parked the car and walked away, I might care.

Also as was said, slow news day makes for absurd "drama".

Unagi · Post by **Unagi** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:34 pm

LawBeefaroni wrote:As for the parking spot, the car is probably not parked. It's standing. And it's probably secret service. So there's no violation going on there. And I doubt someone is being put out by it standing there for however long it did.

Also, one could argue that just being Hillary Clinton is a handicap.

Alefroth · Post by **Alefroth** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 2:15 pm

Exodor wrote:
Kraken wrote:(Honestly, slow news day?)
This is going to be an amazing election season if they're already focusing on tip jars and parking sports in April of 2015.

Well they aren't going to play their good cards this soon.

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 3:16 pm

I guess we could talk about how the pathological liar claimed to have been named after Sir Edmund Hillary.

Of course in keeping with the Clinton tradition she blamed it on her mother the liar.

So she is either a top notch liar or really bad at realizing she is being lied to.

Or more likely both.

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Fri Apr 17, 2015 3:49 pm

You have a really low threshold for "pathological liar".

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:05 pm

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Tue Apr 21, 2015 8:10 pm

Rip wrote:

In other astounding news, water discovered by scientists to be wet!

Enough · Post by **Enough** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:30 pm

Church sign somewhere in the Middle E, err scratch that this was in Georgia.

Holman · Post by **Holman** » Thu Apr 30, 2015 5:31 pm

Reminds me of this classic: