Octopus Overlords

Why didn't anyone tell me the new tax plan let you write off ballerina's? This is a whole new discussion now!

I like the bone forest. I'm not sure if it's a regional thing or what, but white painted trees similar to those have been part of my upbringing, so they seem fine. They are very dramatic, but not nearly the desolation implied here. The traditional tree at the end seems almost out of place, given the style of everything else.

I have no opinion on the ballerinas. Well, that's not completely true. I think what is being attempted is perfectly reasonable, I just have no idea if it works, if it's too ostentatious, or simply doesn't work.

It's certainly not boring, traditional or safe design. Nothing wrong with trying new things.

I can't wait to see Melania walk down that hallway with her new Dalmatian coat!

You guys are harsh. The hallway is a combination of 2 traditional interior design concepts.

Reserved, underlighting for transitional space, and white Christmas decorations.





If you don't like it, that's cool, I just don't think it's deserving of the scorn being heaped on it.

Wife says there is a Jack Skelington meme going around with the boneyard pic. Which is lol.

Trolls gonna troll. The decorations were destined to be mocked no matter what they were.

I mean how could you compete with whatever the hell this is.

I don't have a problem with ballerinas or the white decorations. I do have a problem with the modern-artsy hallway with dead-looking trees and crazy shadows. It could work in an art gallery or some other modern space, but the White House (and any other historical building) calls for a more traditional design.

I'm cracking jokes about it as a distraction from the abomination of a tax and health care bill that's about to pass.

Rip wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:34 pm Trolls gonna troll. The decorations were destined to be mocked no matter what they were.

You spent the better part of last year searching for the ugliest pictures you could find of Hillary Clinton so you could post them with snide little comments about her appearance, and NOW you're the model of restraint when it comes to politics?



p.s. I do appreciate you chastising people over their complaints against a Christmas decoration choice by posting a complaint against a Christmas decoration choice.

hepcat wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:50 pm

Rip wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:34 pm Trolls gonna troll. The decorations were destined to be mocked no matter what they were.

You spent the better part of last year searching for the ugliest pictures you could find of Hillary Clinton so you could post them with snide little comments about her appearance, and NOW you're the model of restraint when it comes to politics?



p.s. I do appreciate you chastising people over their complaints against a Christmas decoration choice by posting a complaint against a Christmas decoration choice.

Don't be so cynical, man. Rip is showing respect here.

Game recognizes game.

hepcat wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:50 pm

Rip wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:34 pm Trolls gonna troll. The decorations were destined to be mocked no matter what they were.

You spent the better part of last year searching for the ugliest pictures you could find of Hillary Clinton so you could post them with snide little comments about her appearance, and NOW you're the model of restraint when it comes to politics?



p.s. I do appreciate you chastising people over their complaints against a Christmas decoration choice by posting a complaint against a Christmas decoration choice.

My mockery is apolitical.

If I was in Trump's place, no way I'd be able to resist decorating the front door to please the media.

He could just put a model of his penis on the door. That way only Fox News would visit.

hepcat wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2017 9:41 pm He could just put a model of his penis on the door. That way only Fox News would visit.

But then you'd need a magnifying glass to see it.

Fake news!

So Trump finally does Time?

I literally did a face palm. And it wasn't done as a joke....

deep irony

Same as it ever was.

File this one under "Ideas for the Christmas office party 2017"

Why is a dick in a box joke R&P?

In your head, are these things funny? Just curious.

That is truly the stuff of nightmares.

GreenGoo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:17 pm Why is a dick in a box joke R&P?

Given the current climate of sexual harassment, how well do you think that song/joke would go over these days?

I was focused on the Barbies fondling each other in the background.

Y'all are just in a bad mood, maybe this will cheer you up.

Moliere wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2017 11:49 pm

GreenGoo wrote: ↑Sat Dec 02, 2017 10:17 pm Why is a dick in a box joke R&P?

Given the current climate of sexual harassment, how well do you think that song/joke would go over these days?

Pretty well, I'd say. It's a funny song and skit.

If Sarah Silverman can make rape jokes funny, I think a dick in a box will survive.

A few years ago, I went to a Halloween party dressed as God's gift to women. I had a bow, a tag that said "to women, from God", and a dick in a box box. Inside the box was a picture of Dick Cheney.

It was a hit, but it was that kind of crowd, and I didn't force anyone to open the box.

Chaz wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:34 pm A few years ago, I went to a Halloween party dressed as God's gift to women. I had a bow, a tag that said "to women, from God", and a dick in a box box. Inside the box was a picture of Dick Cheney.

It was a hit, but it was that kind of crowd, and I didn't force anyone to open the box.

Well, sure, you just threatened to fire them if they didn't open it. :=D

NickAragua wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2017 9:21 pm

Chaz wrote: ↑Sun Dec 03, 2017 8:34 pm A few years ago, I went to a Halloween party dressed as God's gift to women. I had a bow, a tag that said "to women, from God", and a dick in a box box. Inside the box was a picture of Dick Cheney.

It was a hit, but it was that kind of crowd, and I didn't force anyone to open the box.

Well, sure, you just threatened to fire them if they didn't open it. :=D

It is ridiculous to call "Look in the box if you like working here." a threat.

Everyone get out of the room. Hey, head of the box opening division, not you. Now let me tell you about this box. It's a really great box. It's done a very, very good job. As your boss, it would really mean a lot to me if the box got opened.

You better hope there are no recordings of this conversation.

For some reason.

Barely R&P but wow...

Logan Paul

Logan Alexander Paul (born April 1, 1995) is an American YouTube personality and actor. He first gained fame through videos shared on the internet video service Vine.

Paul later branched out into acting in television series and films. His television work includes a guest appearance on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and a role in the comedy film Weird Loners. His film work includes the dystopian science fiction YouTube Red film The Thinning and the adult comedy Airplane Mode.

Thanks Isgrimnur-bot for helping everyone out...unfortunately I already knew who he is.

About time!