Russian Roulette - Thread Killah Style

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:27 pm

WAW wrote:Last poster gets banned.

Message not approved

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Tue May 03, 2005 6:41 pm

How about a cookie with the taste of shrimp.

J.D. · Post by **J.D.** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:21 pm

I was in the 'Insufficient Data' section of the Thread Killa page. Therefore, I am untraceable!!! I dare you not to post after me!

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:24 pm

Did I win?

Two Sheds · Post by **Two Sheds** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:43 pm

You sure did!

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:55 pm

I just bought a shed from sears. And my garage is very shed like so I kind of have two sheds.

Captain Caveman · Post by **Captain Caveman** » Tue May 03, 2005 7:56 pm

I like WAW, so BUMP.

Hispanicgamer · Post by **Hispanicgamer** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:05 pm

Discalced wrote:The Meal's new pet project has inspired me. This thread is the forum equivalent of No Limit Hold 'Em.

The stakes? By posting, you're going "All-in."

The reward: post padding.

Your gamble: being the last person to post, thus helping establish yourself in the Thread Killah Hall of Infamy, which I am sure is on the way and will be stickied. (Power of suggestion).

Let the games begin.

I'll drop a blue chip:

Who is the hot chick on the bone? Trombone, that is. She's not even holding it right but then she can hold my bone anytime. Yes, I own a trombone!

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Tue May 03, 2005 8:14 pm

I heard the words 'naked' 'monkeys' and 'Austin' so I figured I'd see what's up.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:10 am

All your posts are belong to me.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:46 am

martindemon wrote:All your posts are belong to me.

Your master's thread killahing skills are crap! Face me!

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 10:46 am

Hands up, I surround you. You cannot get away from your post! You are my prisoner. And also, your post is not approved by me, so you are a virtual prisoner.

Discalced · Post by **Discalced** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:52 am

ericb · Post by **ericb** » Wed May 04, 2005 11:55 am

I should win by default...I can't count how many threads I post long detailed ideas in only to have it be the last post in the thread. It's like when I post everyone else looks at me funny, mutters and then moves on to another topic.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:19 pm

I think that the real winner will be a moderator that locks the thread

WAW · Post by **WAW** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:39 pm

They found a new planet it's like Uranus only bigger.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Wed May 04, 2005 12:59 pm

ericb wrote:I should win by default...I can't count how many threads I post long detailed ideas in only to have it be the last post in the thread. It's like when I post everyone else looks at me funny, mutters and then moves on to another topic.

Through the end of February? Nine or fewer.

~Neal

Mr. Sparkle · Post by **Mr. Sparkle** » Wed May 04, 2005 1:06 pm

The Meal wrote:
ericb wrote:I should win by default...I can't count how many threads I post long detailed ideas in only to have it be the last post in the thread. It's like when I post everyone else looks at me funny, mutters and then moves on to another topic.
Through the end of February? Nine or fewer.

~Neal

For me personally, I don't think I really hit my thread-killin' stride until the last 2-3 months... so I'm expecting to see a big bump in the rankings as the later data is compiled.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 2:27 pm

WAW wrote:They found a new planet it's like Uranus only bigger.

Butt if you take into account the rings of your anus, it feels bigger.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:00 pm

martindemon wrote:
WAW wrote:They found a new planet it's like Uranus only bigger.
Butt if you take into account the rings of your anus, it feels bigger.

I heard it has a massive asteroid belt too...

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:01 pm

Oh yeah, and whoever posts after this one (other than CeeKay) want's to have mangina sex with Superhiro

hog · Post by **hog** » Wed May 04, 2005 3:05 pm

Oh God, yes Yes YES YES!!!

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 4:13 pm

I declare this thread locked. Please comply.

malchior · Post by **malchior** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:18 pm

I can't help but test a thread lock. Excuse my insolence.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 5:44 pm

So, you are in after the lock?

Grievous Angel · Post by **Grievous Angel** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:02 pm

Amatuers, all of you. I'll kill this thing properly.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 6:26 pm

How can you kill the spawn of infinity? The only way the thread can stop is :
1) If nobody ever post in it, which is unlikely
2) The thread is locked by moderator, which is unlikely because the disturber that would say things lockable would only give the last word to the moderator
3) The thread becomes excessively long and is menacing forum stability. Bash me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure this version can take a beating.
4) The world ends, but then there would not be a winner
5) You begin to accept that I'm the ascending master of post killing, which is unlikely because there is too much snipers in the room, which makes a fragging atmosphere.
6) There is a permanent electrical shortage after I post, so the thread stays the way it is for eternity.
7) I am everyone on the forum and I post only with that name from now on.
8) Everyone but me stop to waste time in the thread, which is impossible.
9) You let me do it, ... for 3 months and then you resurrect the thread

SpaceLord · Post by **SpaceLord** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:09 pm

I always lie.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Wed May 04, 2005 8:29 pm

Wow.. 5 guys want to hit Superhiros mangina.... he's popular!

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Wed May 04, 2005 9:58 pm

CeeKay wrote:Wow.. 5 guys want to hit Superhiros mangina.... he's popular!

Your posts are still not validated by myself

D.A.Lewis · Post by **D.A.Lewis** » Thu May 05, 2005 12:18 am

People People People

Forget this thread and post in the real world and we'll see who the real thread Killah is.

Actually, this is the last real post of this thread becasue anyone who posts after me really doesn't exist. And is most likley my subconscious at work playing around on the computer.

So I say, other voices in my mind . . . ARISE.

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Thu May 05, 2005 8:38 am

I fear your mind is in chaos then, or perhaps you are a part of my conscience. But you can't pass the 3rd master of thread killing!

D.A.Lewis · Post by **D.A.Lewis** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:24 am

Ahh, I see my mind has been busy.

Quiet voices, I say, Quiet

Rest and Sleep. Rest and Sleep.

Sleep

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri May 06, 2005 9:11 am

What's this thread again?

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:49 am

think I killed 4 or 5 last week let's see if I can get on another roll.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri May 06, 2005 10:49 am

Is there a bonus for killing this thread?

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Fri May 06, 2005 11:08 am

You can't kill this thread as long as I'm alive, which is like saying this thread will probably never die.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Fri May 06, 2005 12:29 pm

Ditto

martindemon · Post by **martindemon** » Fri May 06, 2005 1:30 pm

I command you to post after me! Do it, do it NOW!

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri May 06, 2005 1:37 pm

Yes sir.

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