Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

[Tareeq]

All I know is that from that clip, she looks *REALLY* dumb. Nice.

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?

Now we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask a lot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?

Now rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me, 'Don't make small talk'
He said, 'Come on out and say what's on your mind'

If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel
Would you treat me like the devil tonight?
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me?
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?

[SlapBone]

As I was reading this thread I saw that tard on "The Insider". That picture is the pre-kidney transplant Kokomo(?) He looks like Shrek now... with wiry long hair.

[Remus West]

She's hot, but I've always kinda gotten a slutty vibe from her, especially after I heard she wanted to be nude in The Island. That lessens the attraction considerably.

Who's the bastard that refused her the right to appear naked on film. And when do we lynch him?

[Eightball]

As I was reading this thread I saw that tard on "The Insider". That picture is the pre-kidney transplant Kokomo(?) He looks like Shrek now... with wiry long hair.

Actually, the one feeling her up is fashion designer Isaak Mizrahi.

[SlapBone]

Actually, the one feeling her up is fashion designer Isaak Mizrahi.

Thank You. My ignorance on this issue actually makes me very proud.

[Asharak]

Who's the bastard that refused her the right to appear naked on film. And when do we lynch him?

Lynching is too kind for such a crime. I'm thinking a good tubgirling is in order. Or possibly goatse.

Hell, why not do this right? One hour in a forum with Crowley. No Mods.

- Ash

[Eightball]

Actually, the one feeling her up is fashion designer Isaak Mizrahi.

Thank You. My ignorance on this issue actually makes me very proud.

My wife told me that last night...she informed me she thought that Scarlett got implants because her boobs were huge, and then Izaak Mizrahi (I said...who?? Oh, he's a fashion designer) felt her up.

[Biyobi]

Damn, in that video it looks like she's having a hard time standing up straight (as opposed to something in my pants).

Um, I too shall be in my bunk.

[Spiff]

Her chin is too narrow. She's repulsive.

wait, she has a chin?

Yeah, it's resting on the top of those ginormous tits.

And whoever it is that's feeling her up is one lucky (if not gutsy) bastard..gay or not.

[Crimson]

I think I am in love........

[Kelric]

Actually, the one feeling her up is fashion designer Isaak Mizrahi.

Thank You. My ignorance on this issue actually makes me very proud.

My wife told me that last night...she informed me she thought that Scarlett got implants because her boobs were huge, and then Izaak Mizrahi (I said...who?? Oh, he's a fashion designer) felt her up.

I'm not so sure about that. I think it's just a tremendous, Modern Marvel-like, support system. She certainly fills out a t-shirt in In Good Company, which was two years ago. Don't know about Lost In Translation ('03) since I haven't seen it.

[jeansberg]

Best first thread i've read in the morning, EVAR.
Except for the magazine, maybe. I miss that.

[Smoove_B]

I'm not so sure about that. I think it's just a tremendous, Modern Marvel-like, support system.

I agree - I think Mr. McFeely was checking for a support wire or shelf in that dress. That was not an awkward sexual groping. It was more of an exploratory grabbing.

[Mr. Sparkle]

[Crimson]

I am sorry but personally that man ( who cares if he's gay ) stepped over the line by 2 miles.... the moment he touch her physically Scarlett's handlers/bodyguards should have decked that moron! Just because your gay doesn't mean that you should be able to touch a woman freely without consequence. I have absolutely no respect for E for letting that guy stay employed!

Side note: DAMN, I saw her in L.I.T but OMG has she gotten even more beautiful!

[Booner]

She makes my pants very tight.

[cathena]

Actually, the one feeling her up is fashion designer Isaak Mizrahi.

Thank You. My ignorance on this issue actually makes me very proud.

My wife told me that last night...she informed me she thought that Scarlett got implants because her boobs were huge, and then Izaak Mizrahi (I said...who?? Oh, he's a fashion designer) felt her up.

Scarlett's are all natural. Some girls have it and some don't. And some get felt up by gay men.

[PR_GMR]

LMAO!

[Kelric]

I am sorry but personally that man ( who cares if he's gay ) stepped over the line by 2 miles.... the moment he touch her physically Scarlett's handlers/bodyguards should have decked that moron! Just because your gay doesn't mean that you should be able to touch a woman freely without consequence. I have absolutely no respect for E for letting that guy stay employed!

Side note: DAMN, I saw her in L.I.T but OMG has she gotten even more beautiful!

Of course she may have given him permission.

[Dirt]

Even gay men like boobs.

[Booner]

Of course she may have given him permission.

I don't think so.

It looks like she's in mid-sentence when guy starts copping a feel, then she turns to the camera and asked "What is going on?"

[Roguetad]

I’m going to become conveniently gay so I can get away with random hawt boob grabbing. I showed my wife that video and she instantly knew who the fashion designer guy was. She even went on to say that he’s lost a lot of his cred with the fashion community by selling his lines to Target, whatever that means.

[rrmorton]

I am sorry but personally that man ( who cares if he's gay ) stepped over the line by 2 miles.... the moment he touch her physically Scarlett's handlers/bodyguards should have decked that moron! Just because your gay doesn't mean that you should be able to touch a woman freely without consequence. I have absolutely no respect for E for letting that guy stay employed!

Oh, lord. Gimme a break, Prince Valiant.

On any given photo shoot she'd have about twenty hands primping and adjusting every inch of her body. I'm sure she's used to it and she sure doesn't look offended. Her only reaction is for the benefit of the camera and she obviously rolls with it in good spirits.

Next you're gonna tell us Scarlett has small boobs just like Heather Graham.

[Kelric]

I am sorry but personally that man ( who cares if he's gay ) stepped over the line by 2 miles.... the moment he touch her physically Scarlett's handlers/bodyguards should have decked that moron! Just because your gay doesn't mean that you should be able to touch a woman freely without consequence. I have absolutely no respect for E for letting that guy stay employed!

Oh, lord. Gimme a break, Prince Valiant.

On any given photo shoot she'd have about twenty hands primping and adjusting every inch of her body. I'm sure she's used to it and she sure doesn't look offended. Her only reaction is for the benefit of the camera and she obviously rolls with it in good spirits.

Next you're gonna tell us Scarlett has small boobs just like Heather Graham.

And having extensively viewed said controversial .gif, it definitely looks like the guy is really only checking out the support system and any potential padding.

[rrmorton]

Some of you may have seen the boob grabber in this documentary:

[Captain Caveman]

The boob-grabber's mother was close friends with my grandmother. I met her once a few years back, but I didn't attempt to cop a feel.

[rrmorton]

It looks like she's in mid-sentence when guy starts copping a feel, then she turns to the camera and asked "What is going on?"

Rats. I guess I can't lip read cuz I thought she said "Rob's hard cock!"

[Ralph-Wiggum]

As I was reading this thread I saw that tard on "The Insider". That picture is the pre-kidney transplant Kokomo(?) He looks like Shrek now... with wiry long hair.

Actually, the one feeling her up is fashion designer Isaak Mizrahi.

Hey! I'm distantly related to that guy. That means that I sort of had a hand (har har) in that boob grabbing. Woot!

[Ralph-Wiggum]

The boob-grabber's mother was close friends with my grandmother. I met her once a few years back, but I didn't attempt to cop a feel.

Actually, I think we're related through marriage somehow. A cousin's husband's aunt or something. But they were friends.

[Captain Caveman]

It looks like she's in mid-sentence when guy starts copping a feel, then she turns to the camera and asked "What is going on?"

Rats. I guess I can't lip read cuz I thought she said "Rob's hard cock!"

I guess you could say that something got LOST IN TRANSLATION. Rob wanted her and his penis to be IN GOOD COMPANY so he could get her to caress his MATCH POINT which 10 seconds later would result in THE GIRL WITH THE PEARL EARRING.

[Asharak]

Couldn't find a way to work THE ISLAND into that, huh?

- Ash

[Tareeq]

Actually, I think we're related through marriage somehow. A cousin's husband's aunt or something. But they were friends.

Does that mean you and Captain Caveman are gay?

[rrmorton]

It looks like she's in mid-sentence when guy starts copping a feel, then she turns to the camera and asked "What is going on?"

Rats. I guess I can't lip read cuz I thought she said "Rob's hard cock!"

I guess you could say that something got LOST IN TRANSLATION. Rob wanted her and his penis to be IN GOOD COMPANY so he could get her to caress his MATCH POINT which 10 seconds later would result in THE GIRL WITH THE PEARL EARRING.

Not bad, but I would've been more impressed if you'd worked in EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS.

[Kelric]

It looks like she's in mid-sentence when guy starts copping a feel, then she turns to the camera and asked "What is going on?"

Rats. I guess I can't lip read cuz I thought she said "Rob's hard cock!"

I guess you could say that something got LOST IN TRANSLATION. Rob wanted her and his penis to be IN GOOD COMPANY so he could get her to caress his MATCH POINT which 10 seconds later would result in THE GIRL WITH THE PEARL EARRING.

Not bad, but I would've been more impressed if you'd worked in EIGHT LEGGED FREAKS.

Well look where you post.

[Captain Caveman]

I had a thought to include THE HORSE WHISPERER, but I figured that would just open the floodgates for you guys talking about how I enjoy being sodimized by Mr. Ed.

[Ralph-Wiggum]

Actually, I think we're related through marriage somehow. A cousin's husband's aunt or something. But they were friends.

Does that mean you and Captain Caveman are gay?

And how!

[Crimson]

I am sorry but personally that man ( who cares if he's gay ) stepped over the line by 2 miles.... the moment he touch her physically Scarlett's handlers/bodyguards should have decked that moron! Just because your gay doesn't mean that you should be able to touch a woman freely without consequence. I have absolutely no respect for E for letting that guy stay employed!

Oh, lord. Gimme a break, Prince Valiant.

On any given photo shoot she'd have about twenty hands primping and adjusting every inch of her body. I'm sure she's used to it and she sure doesn't look offended. Her only reaction is for the benefit of the camera and she obviously rolls with it in good spirits.

Next you're gonna tell us Scarlett has small boobs just like Heather Graham.

Call me what you want but if she was working on a photo shoot she would expect it but by her reaction she wasn't.... and if I could I would give you a break ..but then again you might not understand common sense, sorry

[rrmorton]

Call me what you want

Okay. I want to call you Prince Valiant.

but if she was working on a photo shoot she would expect it

Working the red carpet of a big awards gala seems like one extended photo shoot to me.

but by her reaction she wasn't....

Granted, she wasn't "expecting it" but let's go back to the replay:

What I see is a slight lifting of the left shoulder followed by an adorable wrinkled-bunny-nose grin followed by a well-timed turn to camera with a toss of the hair to ask, "What is going on?"

She's all smiles and so clearly being a good sport about it that I just find your indignant reaction completely out of place.

and if I could I would give you a break ..but then again you might not understand common sense, sorry

Common sense tells me these are pretty large boobs but you say they are FAR from it:


I definitely like my common sense better.

[Freezer-TPF-]

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[Roguetad]

Watching Scarlett run around in a white leotard for about 2 hours in The Island was a great idea, and made the rental worth it. She still makes me happy, even if she gives out free boob grabs to everyone.