Lets write our own text adventure!

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 6:26 pm

>get "soul glo"

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:04 pm

You pick up the bottle. It gives off a faint light when moved.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:16 pm

pee in bottle

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:24 pm

You take the lid off the bottle but before you can unfasten your trousers, a ball of light races out of the bottle and strikes you in the chest.

The bottle is empty

You are levitating a few inches off the ground and your entire body is glowing brightly.

Command?

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:25 pm

The urine extinguishes the glow. You are in the dark once again.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:26 pm

(that's not exactly a command TGB. And what did you pee on, yourself?)

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 7:55 pm

(the best we can do is urination?)

tgb · Post by **tgb** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:38 pm

Sith Lord wrote:(that's not exactly a command TGB. And what did you pee on, yourself?)

No, we posted simultaneously, apparently, I was responding to CeeKay. Anyhoo.........

>float up

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 10:50 pm

You cannot move in that direction.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:28 pm

>ponder life

Ripstar · Post by **Ripstar** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:38 pm

Whilst pondering life, you realize the small mimic had pretended to be a rusty lock.
You have a sudden epiphany. Racing up the ladder, you find that the hatch is not secured and lifting it up haul your sorry ass up into
a mammoth cavern.
A soft chemical light produced by lichen reveals to your startled eyes..........................

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Mon Mar 07, 2005 11:39 pm

A golden throne, occupied by the skeletal remains of a man.

Command?

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:23 am

>Shake the skeleton, ask what its doing.

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 8:43 am

Eduardo X wrote:>Shake the skeleton, ask what its doing.

[Shaking the Skeleton]

You shake the skeleton. The skull, which now that you take a closer look doesn't appear to be part of the same skeleton as the skeleton body (which you can tell because it was connected by a flimsy piece of duct tape), falls off the floor and rolls onto the ground.

[Asking the Skeleton what it's doing]

The skull responds: "Don't ask him - he's got no head for those kind of question. As for me, I just got a temporary gig while waiting for the next Monkey Island game to be released. Hi, I'm Murray."

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:34 am

Redfive · Post by **Redfive** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 11:42 am

You are carrying:
A sword
A Purple People Eater
A Q-Tip
A piece of a map
A Note
An Eniac computer
A Book
A bag containing:
-- 1 Light Bulb
A Wallet containing:
-- An ID Card
-- $40 Australian Dollars
-- $20 Canadian Dollars
-- $-37 US Dollars
-- A photograph
A pile of glittering jewels
A Gleaming Broadsword
A Bottle of Soul Glo (empty)

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:16 pm

>check ID Card

Redfive · Post by **Redfive** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:35 pm

What a concept!

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:45 pm

> Look at book

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:52 pm

You are looking at a copy of Judy Blume's "Wifey." It is the gripping erotic adventures of a lonely house-wife. As you begin to flip through the pages, a note drops out. It reads, "Don't trust the skull! It has no brain and speaks not what it knows!"

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:55 pm

> Throw book west

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:02 pm

The book hits the skull, Murray. He responds with glee, "ooh, my mother never let me read this one!" He burries his ocular cavities in the text.
You notice that behind the throne on which the headless skeleton sits is a small passageway, one that seems to have been obscured by bricks. The bricks have fallen away, due to what you guess is time. There are cobwebs covering the entrance.

To the South, you notice a faint light. You're guessing that the mammoth cavern extends that far.

Command?

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:03 pm

> Save

Redfive · Post by **Redfive** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:06 pm

Clear webs and enter passage.

Montag · Post by **Montag** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:23 pm

check pulse

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:58 pm

The passage leads a short way to a wall that may be a door of some sort. It is ill-fitting and you can see that there's a larger space through the cracks.

On the floor is a brass key and a bottle of rubbing alcohol.

Your pulse is normal.

Command?

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 2:59 pm

>Pick up rubbing alcohol and key.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:45 pm

You take the rubbing alcohol.
You take the key.

Command?

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:49 pm

>Look through space between door and frame.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 3:52 pm

Your lamp doesn't illuminate the room through the cracks, but upon closer examination you see where a rusty latch holds the door closed.

Command?

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:20 pm

use key in door

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:22 pm

You pound on the door with the key. It has no effect.

Command?

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:24 pm

Use latch.

Carpet_pissr · Post by **Carpet_pissr** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:28 pm

look map

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:32 pm

The hook-type latch holding the door closed appears to be rusted in place. You're unable to get a very good grip on it, but it doesn't move easily.

You are looking at a piece of a larger map. It shows a large room, some corridors, and a few smaller rooms, but it's impossible to make sense of without more of the map.

Command?

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:50 pm

>Use rubbing alcohol on lamp to eat away the rust.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:27 pm

You rub alchohol on your lamp. It's nice and shiny now.

Command?

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:36 pm

Dammit! I meant:
>use rubbing alcohol on latch to eat away the rust.

Odin · Post by **Odin** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:42 pm

You try to splash some alcohol on the latch, but it's hard to get it through the crack in any quantity. Most of it is on the wall and the door. The latch doesn't seem to be any less rusty.

Command?

Defiant · Post by **Defiant** » Tue Mar 08, 2005 5:49 pm

> Dip q-tip in rubbing alcohol