[Movie] Madame Web

[Smoove_B]

However, I’m still anxiously looking forward to this movie generating something as great as It’s Morbin’ Time.

It's been years and that still makes me giggle.

[hepcat]

[Smoove_B]

They need to make that into a "What If..." cartoon now. I need to see it.

[Blackhawk]

Whose world do I want to see, then?

Hmm... Drax's snap might be fun. Korg.

Ned? Puts on glove, snaps finger, "I'm the guy in the chair!" *90s X-Men music plays*

Nah, Luis. I want to see an entire MCU as defined by Luis.

[Punisher]

Or, since hes going to officially be in the MCU...Deadpool..

[coopasonic]

4) If you include a Billy Eilish song in your trailer, there's a 95 percent chance I'm going to tune out almost immediately.

5) Did I say 95? I meant 100.

Frikkin' old people...

[Pyperkub]

I'd seen some commentary in one of the reviews that she potentially agreed to do it because they pitched it as being part of the MCU. I hope she fires her agents for glossing over the fact that it was a Sony production.

In her defense, I kind of want to see it just because of this article about her pressers!

And though real Dakotaheads will recognize the 2012 Fox sitcom Ben and Kate as the first signal that Johnson was capable of one day ascending to a stunning and consistent level of incidental comedic genius, it wasn’t until the release of Fifty Shades of Grey in 2015 that she began wreaking havoc on press junkets, late-night shows, and generally any unsuspecting party who asked her a question expecting a normal, non-lime-related answer. Opinions on Johnson’s performance in the bizarre Fifty Shades franchise vary, but since then, she’s become one of our nation’s most cherished nepo babies (“platinum grade,” as deemed by New York magazine’s December 2022 cover story) with performances in Suspiria, The Lost Daughter, and The Peanut Butter Falcon, but more importantly in literally every press tour she’s ever done. Because—for the most part—Johnson seems to use her Hollywood privilege for chaotic good by having no awareness, or at least none of the concern that other public figures seem to carry, about telling the exact truth about what she thinks and feels in the exact moment, exactly all of the time.

[Smoove_B]

“You don’t have to know anything about anything at all to watch this movie.”

[hepcat]

4) If you include a Billy Eilish song in your trailer, there's a 95 percent chance I'm going to tune out almost immediately.

5) Did I say 95? I meant 100.

Frikkin' old people...

I know, I know. I shouldn’t make fun of the music that you love.

[Pyperkub]

Well, at least they are consistent...

After her statement, it was pretty obvious for the fans to dig up the history of the writers who worked on the movie and they did. The duo Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless who joined Claire Parker and S.J. Clarkson for writing the script are known for writing scripts of Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter, Gods of Egypt, Power Rangers and Morbius.

Ruined power rangers, made a movie so bad that it was dropped from the cinematic universe it was supposed to be in, made a BORING movie about EGYPTIAN GODS!, and then made MORBIUS AND MADAME WEB!!! How does this guy keep getting jobs?!

— Filmy Maguire (@FilmyMaguire) February 17, 2024

[Moliere]

[hepcat]

[Jaymann]

Lol, Chekhov's CPR class.