I was watching Access Hollywood this weekend and it was reported that Tara Reid had a bad case of "wardrobe malfunction" last week when she was at a red carpet event.
If you want to see the pics, go to www.opieandanthony.com and look on the right side of the page and you'll find the link that says "Tara Reid's awful boob job".
It's pretty bad. After her boob fell out of her dress she's unaware of it for a long time before her publicist comes over and tells her what's happening. After she finds out she told the paparazzi to please not publish the pictures and that she just wanted people to leave her alone.
Yeah right...they've got embarassing pictures and they're going to not publish them.
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I never thougth I'd say this...but I'm getting tired of the big fake boob look. It's almost getting to the point where it's rare to see an actual real boob anymore.
This is absolutely real and she does have some nasty scars. Whether or not that level of scarring is normal, I can't say. Maybe DocDarm can comment?
Smoove_B wrote:
This is absolutely real and she does have some nasty scars. Whether or not that level of scarring is normal, I can't say. Maybe DocDarm can comment?
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the boob-job craze. I like 'em natural.
That's an awful looking scar, though. I suppose if all of the nerves in there got severed, that would explain how she never noticed the fact that it was all hanging out. How could you not notice that much of a draft???
Zathras wrote:Yeah, I'm not a big fan of the boob-job craze. I like 'em natural.
That's an awful looking scar, though. I suppose if all of the nerves in there got severed, that would explain how she never noticed the fact that it was all hanging out. How could you not notice that much of a draft???
She's also apparently a notorious partier, so more than likely she's drunk/stoned/both.
Oh, and natural is better 95% of the time no matter what size they are (there have got to be exceptions to everything after all). I've yet to actually meet a pair of breasts I didn't like.
Another reason to thank O&A. Of course, they ruined it by also having pictures of little Jimmy Norton's man boobs on their page. Awful.
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Christians, Moslems, Hindus, Jews
And every other race, creed, colour, tint or hue
Get down on their knees and pray
The raccoon and the groundhog neatly
Make up bags of change
But the monkey in the corner
Well he's slowly drifting out of range
kind of like a cloud I was up way up in the sky and I was feeling some feelings that I couldn't believe; sometimes I don't believe them myself but I decided I was never coming down
Definalty wierd nipples. I'm not a surgeon, and I can't tell from the pic whether that's bona fide scarring or some sort of congenital defect.
As far as boob jobs go, as long as a girl gets a non-porn-star boob job (like going from a A to a C, or a B to a C.5), they can be nearly indistinguishable from natural boobs. I love both types.
MzDarm notes that since the whole nipple is involved, perhaps she had a breast reconstruction.
I won't look at work. However, the way I see it is that most boob jobs look pretty good as long as the woman is wearing clothes, by the time you are seeing them naked, the important thing is then do they feel good. I am not a big fan of the feel breast that feel like heavy bags of caulk.
If they are truly scars, they aren't that bad. I actually don't think they are scars since is seems to go around her nip on the top and the bottom. That would be a very strange augmentation procedure indeed.
The real question is, who here would kick her out of bed because her nips aren't perfect? I feel sorry for your wives/girlfriends/sig others if they ever end up having a cesarean or a mastectomy.
Put down the porn and come back to the real world.
I thought I posted this last night but I'm not sure where it went. Here's an imaginary conversation between Tara Reid and Lindsay Lohan I found at this site:
Lindsay Lohan: Tara, it's Lindsay.
Tara Reid: Hey there bad girl!
LL: Guess what?
TR: What?
LL: Wilmer just gave me a promise ring!
TR: OMG!
LL: OMG!
TR: That's super special. Did you wipe it off with kleenex like I showed you?
LL: No, not around my neck - it's for my finger!
TR: OMG!
LL: OMG for sure!
TR: How are your boobs?
LL: Fucking huge!
TR: Ask me how mine are.
LL: How are your boobs?
TR: (pause) Fucking huge!
LL: OMG!
TR: OMG fuck yeah!
LL: Mine kind of hurt though.
TR: I know, I have like little blobs of silicone in my toes and all my joints ache!
LL: That's so weird.
TR: Hang on, I'm falling off a table...Wheee!
LL: Tara?
TR: (inaudible) Do you know who the fuck I am? You can't step with Josie and The Pussycats, asshole!
LL: OMG, don't let them hurt you!
TR: OMG, my tits just exploded!
LL: OMG, mine too!
TR: OMG, my left boob is under my armpit it looks like I have a bald man in a half nelson!
LL: OMG! Me too!
TR: OMG, I just blew a .24 on a breathalyzer!
LL: OMG, I'm all smacked out on painkillers!
TR: TTYL?
LL: For sure.
Sad thing is it's probably not too far removed from reality.
Besides the movies she also known to be a pretty serious party hound in Hollywood circles. Like a Paris Hilton, except much she is more of a partier than a socialite and she is occasionally in movies. (I don't know if she comes from money, probalby not)
I saw her nekid in some "eh" movie or another and she didn't look all that fanstatic there either.
I think American Pie was the first thing I saw here in and is likely her most notable movie, although in these parts she is probably best known for prompting the The Dude to ask if he could hit the ATM. She was probably at her hottest in Josie and the Pussycats which I don't recommend seeing.
The real question is, who here would kick her out of bed because her nips aren't perfect? I feel sorry for your wives/girlfriends/sig others if they ever end up having a cesarean or a mastectomy.
Hear, hear! The gf recently underwent breast reduction surgery because of back pain (she went from DD to C), leaving one of her nipples slighly misshapen. She's real self-conscious about it, and is considering either tatooing (which her dr. recommended) or redoing the surgery. I told her it wasn't a big deal to me, but I guess she needs to make herslef happy.
I'm sorry - I've worn dresses like that AND I've worn dresses like that and been really drunk. I don't believe for a minute that she didn't know that her dress was falling off. I mean - that's not just an "oopsie" sort of slip where her neckline dropped a bit - if she'd leaned the wrong way she'd have lost the whole thing.
She does look stoned out of her gourd though.
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I've heard that my entire life. I don't buy it. Breasts are fun. Small breasts are great, but large breasts are most definately not a waste of woman. I think that saying needs to die.
I've heard that my entire life. I don't buy it. Breasts are fun. Small breasts are great, but large breasts are most definately not a waste of woman. I think that saying needs to die.
Agreed. My current, ah, friend with benefits, is a D cup and I'm sure as hell not complaining. Generally though I like girls with a C, but there's no reason to be picky about that sort of thing now is there?
