Should I drink this bottle of wine?

The Mad Hatter · Post by **The Mad Hatter** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:24 pm

It's a cheap bottle of California raspberry Zinfandel wine that's been sitting in my fridge for a long time. I'm tired of all these things taking up space but I don't want to just pitch it, so I figured I could try and develop a taste for it.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:27 pm

Rasp Zin? This may be the very first unanimous poll response ever (unless we've got some TMH haters in the crowd that think you should subject yourself to pure torture).

~Neal

Mr. Fed · Post by **Mr. Fed** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:30 pm

Rasberry Zin?

Well, let me ask it this way: are you a chick? Are you trying to screw one? If the answer to both is "no", I'd say don't drink it.

$iljanus · Post by **$iljanus** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:34 pm

You forgot to add "...while masturbating" in order to fit in with the other polls today.

(Rasberry Zinfindel? I think they called them "wine coolers" back in the days of my misspent youth)

Peacedog · Post by **Peacedog** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:35 pm

You sure that's no Boone's Farm?

The Fed test is sage advice here.

Freezer-TPF- · Post by **Freezer-TPF-** » Wed Jan 12, 2005 11:47 pm

I don't think that is a "wine" that you really want to develop a taste for. Also, I'm not sure that sort of "wine" should actually be refrigerated.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:04 am

Dude, get yourself drunk and stick it in your butt

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:07 am

And with this thread, I've officially passed the tiara.

From now on, the threads shall be titled: "Is Mad Hatter a she?"

The Mad Hatter · Post by **The Mad Hatter** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:27 am

Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.

Post by **ImLawBoy** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:27 am

Unless it was sparkling wine, it's supposed to be flat.

Clanwolfer · Post by **Clanwolfer** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:28 am

The Mad Hatter wrote:Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.

Good cover.

The Mad Hatter · Post by **The Mad Hatter** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:33 am

ImLawBoy wrote:Unless it was sparkling wine, it's supposed to be flat.

It was icky either way. Most of my booze is years old, since I do very little drinking. Anyone want a bottle of Smirnoff vodka, circa 2001? Crown Royal whiskey?

Mr. Fed · Post by **Mr. Fed** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:33 am

The Mad Hatter wrote:Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.

What a shame. Maybe you should curl up with a pint of ice cream and have a good cry. You'll feel better.

The Mad Hatter · Post by **The Mad Hatter** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:38 am

Mr. Fed wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.
What a shame. Maybe you should curl up with a pint of ice cream and have a good cry. You'll feel better.

I am not a woman! I could go for some ice cream though.

Clanwolfer · Post by **Clanwolfer** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:40 am

The Mad Hatter wrote:
Mr. Fed wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.
What a shame. Maybe you should curl up with a pint of ice cream and have a good cry. You'll feel better.
I am not a woman! I could go for some ice cream though.

Chocolate, no doubt...

Post by **ImLawBoy** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:40 am

And a good cry?

Smoove_B · Post by **Smoove_B** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:40 am

I have done some some pretty fucked up things in my life, but there has NEVER been a time when I've contemplated drinking a bottle of California raspberry Zinfandel. Ever.

Clanwolfer · Post by **Clanwolfer** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:42 am

Smoove_B wrote:I have done some some pretty fucked up things in my life, but there has NEVER been a time when I've contemplated drinking a bottle of California raspberry Zinfandel. Ever.

It's okay to lash out. We know you had some adventurous times... but there was a right time for that, and now it's time to heal. You can tell us.

The Mad Hatter · Post by **The Mad Hatter** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:46 am

Clanwolfer wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:
Mr. Fed wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.
What a shame. Maybe you should curl up with a pint of ice cream and have a good cry. You'll feel better.
I am not a woman! I could go for some ice cream though.
Chocolate, no doubt...

Damn right! Start another poll on ice cream flavors and I'll vote chocolate every time.

Clanwolfer · Post by **Clanwolfer** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:51 am

The Mad Hatter wrote:
Clanwolfer wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:
Mr. Fed wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.
What a shame. Maybe you should curl up with a pint of ice cream and have a good cry. You'll feel better.
I am not a woman! I could go for some ice cream though.
Chocolate, no doubt...
Damn right! Start another poll on ice cream flavors and I'll vote chocolate every time.

And have a good cry?

The Mad Hatter · Post by **The Mad Hatter** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:58 am

Clanwolfer wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:
Clanwolfer wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:
Mr. Fed wrote:
The Mad Hatter wrote:Blech...I tried some and it was flat and sour. Down the drain it goes.
What a shame. Maybe you should curl up with a pint of ice cream and have a good cry. You'll feel better.
I am not a woman! I could go for some ice cream though.
Chocolate, no doubt...
Damn right! Start another poll on ice cream flavors and I'll vote chocolate every time.
And have a good cry?

Maybe that would be a good thing, I could get in touch with my feelings. Might help with the relationship!

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:17 am

Only while masturbating with one hand to Bubba Ho-Tep.

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 5:30 am

Do it. You'll barely feel it. Unless you weigh 80lbs.

Kraken · Post by **Kraken** » Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:15 pm

I recently poured out a bottle of Coors Light that was left over from a party three years ago. I kept thinking somebody, someday, would prefer that to a beer. Of course no one ever did. Then, a few days after it went down the drain, I made meat loaf...my recipe replaces the half-cup of water with beer. The Coors would've been perfect! A couple of weeks later, we had a small party, and somebody brought a 12-pack of Bud Light (in cans, no less). The two left over will go into meat loaf.

There are some hard iced teas in the fridge whose age is similarly measured in years. It is hard to imagine ever drinking them. You have inspired me to pour them out today.