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ug. Paris Hilton hosting Saturday Night Live. This is going to be fugging horrible. Even more horrible than SNL usually is. Impossible you say? Just watch.
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Why is she even famous?!?!?!?
I don't understand how she has gotten this far as a celebrity. She's not that attractive, has no discernable talents or accomplishments and has the presence of a wet paper bag. So she has money, I'll bet there are a lot more talented, attractive and rich people out there. Please go away, Paris.
I don't understand how she has gotten this far as a celebrity. She's not that attractive, has no discernable talents or accomplishments and has the presence of a wet paper bag. So she has money, I'll bet there are a lot more talented, attractive and rich people out there. Please go away, Paris.
When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was. - Mitch Hedberg
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Exactly. You see I gave 'em the old mojo-reverse-jinx. So this will be the best show ever.
The geek phone sex was pretty funny. (I didn't get a little turned on at all. Not at all.)
And although I would probably punch Paris in the throat the first time she said "That's Hot" in my presence (never hit women kids), seeing her little pink panties every time her dress flipped up wasn't bad.
The geek phone sex was pretty funny. (I didn't get a little turned on at all. Not at all.)
And although I would probably punch Paris in the throat the first time she said "That's Hot" in my presence (never hit women kids), seeing her little pink panties every time her dress flipped up wasn't bad.
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When Horatio was giving the Vulcan nerve pinch to himself (rimshot), the audience was laughing pretty decently. And you can't beat Tina Fey dressed as Princess Leia.
Obviously, any part where Paris had to speak was the opposite of funny (or as I like to call it Louie-Anderson-funny). Was there any doubt that the billionaire whore-ess was going to have about the same comic timing as Heinrich Himmler.
(Although that's not really fair to Heiny, as that was one funnyass Nazi. Like that time when actual hot, refreshing water came out of the showers instead of the usual hydrogen cyanide. Now that was hilarious. But then they pumped the deadly gas back in and it was much less funny. It was indeed Louie-Anderson-funny.)
Obviously, any part where Paris had to speak was the opposite of funny (or as I like to call it Louie-Anderson-funny). Was there any doubt that the billionaire whore-ess was going to have about the same comic timing as Heinrich Himmler.
(Although that's not really fair to Heiny, as that was one funnyass Nazi. Like that time when actual hot, refreshing water came out of the showers instead of the usual hydrogen cyanide. Now that was hilarious. But then they pumped the deadly gas back in and it was much less funny. It was indeed Louie-Anderson-funny.)
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