Blackening in the country of Mordor! (Google Fun)

Zaxxon · Post by **Zaxxon** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:50 pm

Google can be fun. This page hacks google to translate your input from English --> German --> French --> German --> English, and displays the results.

Inputting this:
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the land of Mordor, where the Shadows lie

Returns this:
A ring aiming to lay out they all bind them, a ring, it to find, a ring, to take it all and in blackening in the country of Mordor, in which the shades are

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 1:57 pm

Forsooth! I did not seeeth that pie coming, and it didth hit me in thine ass.

Forsooth! Me not seeeth to which next the Magpie-Chart and it struck me didth thineesel.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:02 pm

There should be no jokes about octopus overlords run through this page. Period.

There should not be jokes on Krakeoverlords which run by this side are left. Period.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:44 pm

Receive their drunk and adhere they him in their piston.

from

Get her drunk and stick it in her butt.

Yeah, baby!

~Neal

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:46 pm

Red Sox win!

Red Sox profit!

I guess that works too.

$iljanus · Post by **$iljanus** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:50 pm

I'm George Bush and I approve of this message!

I am of George shrub and myself approves this advertisement!

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:50 pm

I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day (shit!)

to

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LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:54 pm

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

I am lumberjack and me am OKAY

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:56 pm

In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

On Flanderngebieten which roasts the flowers of poppy
Between the crosses; rudders it on a series
This marking of our places; and in the sky Larks
Fly to the bottom still courageously chamment
Rare belonged under rifles.

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 2:58 pm

"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

Is the life or peace so expensive, therefore the Candy, is bought with regard to at the price of the chains and slavery? Of Almighty prohibited a god to him! I do not know, which the course of others can take; but with regard to me, you give each other me to it freedom or give me death!

Two Sheds · Post by **Two Sheds** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:00 pm

Practically the same thing:

"Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!"

"Is the life so expensive or peace, therefore the Candy, is bought with chains and slavery with regard to at the price? Of Almighty prohibited a god to him! I do not know, which the course of others can take; but with regard to me, you give each other me to it freedom or give me death!"

$iljanus · Post by **$iljanus** » Thu Oct 21, 2004 3:17 pm

The "Metro police force is not some bulls of rent BarneyFife," ' agent sales local 639 Teamsters Terrence Edward which is known as in Pressekommuniqu� last week.

"Metro police are not some 'Barney Fife rent-a-cops,"' Teamsters Local 639 business agent Terrence Edwards said in a press release last week.

swizzlest · Post by **swizzlest** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 2:40 am

The following:

I heard there was rumors on the internets

Got this:

I heard that there were noises on that of Internet

Tscott · Post by **Tscott** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 4:23 am

When Lazy Head uses imagination
Sleepy Bones daydreams
Sleepy Bones says, "It's not what it looks like"
And Lazy Head says, "It's not what it seems"

yields:

Like if the imagination of putrefied principal use, dream, tells him Sleepy bone Sleepy bone, "is not that it" appears and says putrefied head, "is to him not that it seems"

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:36 am

Receive their drunk and adhere they him in their piston.

Classic!

warning · Post by **warning** » Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:37 am

This masterpiece of modern poetry:

I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny

Becomes:

Large pistons and myself Ilike cannot find us U that the other cannot refuse brotherz

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:10 pm

Original:

Give up the funk

Translated:

Give in enormous top fear

Break · Post by **Break** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:52 pm

Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lowered upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

became...

The winter of our dissatisfaction cultivated with the summers prachtvoller is now by this sun of York; * and any cloud, which after our house in deep Bosom to bury ocean to lower.

Not sure where that asterisk came from...

Mr. Sparkle · Post by **Mr. Sparkle** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:11 pm

I think that the working roll wanted me true.

from:

I think that stripper really liked me.

I actually kind of dig the new version.

Steron · Post by **Steron** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 1:26 pm

Ah-ah, I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kind of lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question, do I feel lucky. Well, do ya punk?

Turned into

I know of Amperestunde-ah, which you think. did it feed with six shootings or only five? * them it it truth in this Excitement entirety good standard statement to have I to lose it rail itself. But its this one would be 44 Magnum - those the most productive rifle of hand in the world and would have your head abputzen, you to wonder to roast that I feel a question, fortunately. Well yapunk?

My favorite part..."But its this one would be 44 Magnum - those the most productive rifle of hand in the world and would have your head abputzen"

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 4:52 pm

My hovercraft is full of eels.

Fishy · Post by **Fishy** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:34 pm

baby got back

goes to

The baby recovered

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Mon Oct 25, 2004 6:37 pm

Oh what a scamp that Ralph is. "I'm a gulch!" translates to "I'm a gulch!" How droll. But I'm sure we can all guess what I typed in to end up with:

Odor of breath of my cat to want the food of cat.

Yeah, baby!

~Neal

Octopus Overlords

Blackening in the country of Mordor! (Google Fun)

Blackening in the country of Mordor! (Google Fun)

GO PISTONS!