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Smoove_B wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:03 pm So good

Is that from the Jagged Little Hill album?
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So goofy I have to doubt its veracity. The "cheeseburger without cheese" has been done to death, not that there's any shortage of ignorant people. But anyone that dumb is unlikely to text with full sentences and punctuation.

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Technically you could make a cheeseburger then remove the cheese. But there would likely be residual cheese grease on the burger. Then you could get into an existential discussion of what exactly "without" means.
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I had some type of this problem at the drive thru of my local Hardees. I dont recall now how it went as I have a buzz to make me forget my water worries for the day......but I wanted a cheeseburger without onion or lettuce and the way they had their menu setup and the dullness of the kid on the speaker ended up giving me a plain hamburger nothing at all on it when I got home. frak.
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Been five months since I had a hamburger. Sonic is too damn expensive. Next time I'll go to McDonald's.
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I've ordered a "plain cheeseburger" at the drive through before and had the following exchange:

Me: One plain cheeseburger please

Drive-Thru: Do you want cheese on that?

Me: Yes? It's a cheeseburger

DT: Yeah, but you said you wanted it plain


So, yeah. I don't doubt this sort of thing still happens
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Sudy wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 12:37 pm So goofy I have to doubt its veracity. The "cheeseburger without cheese" has been done to death, not that there's any shortage of ignorant people. But anyone that dumb is unlikely to text with full sentences and punctuation.
I think that Cheeburger Cheeburger used to have something like that on their menus, back when they were still good. "We don't serve hamburgers but our chefs are known to occasionally make a Cheeburger with no cheese" or something like that.
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I've been to many burger joints, including McDonalds and asked for two hamburgers only to be told they don't sell hamburgers just cheeseburgers.
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Brian wrote: Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:12 pm I've ordered a "plain cheeseburger" at the drive through before and had the following exchange:

Me: One plain cheeseburger please

Drive-Thru: Do you want cheese on that?

Me: Yes? It's a cheeseburger

DT: Yeah, but you said you wanted it plain


So, yeah. I don't doubt this sort of thing still happens
At Wendy's it is the other way - I always have to state "Plain - no cheese". When one doesn't like cheese or other condiments, it is always worth making it abundantly clear. (My usual order is "Plain - no cheese - just the hamburger patty and the bun". This hasn't failed me in several years.)
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Yeah, when ordering plain (for the spouse) I make it clear. patty and bun only.
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I'm just going to say it - if you order a burger plain, no cheese I'm immediately thinking you're a lizard-person from Rigel-7.

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Smoove_B wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:03 pm So good

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It's almost as if people are the problem.
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Smoove_B wrote: Sun Jul 10, 2022 7:03 pm So good

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Perfect fit.

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Now that takes the idea of an Apple Bottom and goes a whole other way with it.
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Just a bite bit.
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I love it.
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I dont get it.
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Daehawk wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:05 pm I dont get it.
The elephant never forgets, so he can't forget having misspoke.
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My version of this was at Red Lobster. A server thanked us for coming and I replied, "Bye, thanks for now!" And walked quickly out the door.

I saw a commercial on late night TV. It said, "Forget everything you know about slipcovers." So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, and I didn't know what the hell they were. -- Mitch Hedberg
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Daehawk wrote: Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:05 pm I dont get it.
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The waiter told the elephant to enjoy his meal. The elephant made one of those stupid 'You Too!' comments back to the waiter, which makes no sense as the waiter isn't about to eat.
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Well Ill be.
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Although technically if the elephant can never forget, he would remember not to make such a verbal faux pas.
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Only if he were speaking with intent - this kind of verbal slip is usually the result of responding automatically, without thought.
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Hence no free will.
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What do orcas have to do with it?

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Jaymann wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 10:33 am Hence no free will.
Because he allowed himself to not exercise it, correct. ;)
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Ive replied in the same way and caught myself after I said it. it is a tad embarrassing.

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Daehawk wrote: Fri Jul 22, 2022 11:46 am Ive replied in the same way and caught myself after I said it. it is a tad embarrassing.

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