[North Korea] The Dear Loser comes into his own.

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Breaking news: Kim Jong-un Lost Weight.
“What made people, including myself, most heartbroken when we watched the show was how emaciated Dear Leader Kim Jong-un has looked,” a middle-aged North Korean man in a straw hat told the North’s state-run Central Television. “Everybody says they could hardly fight back tears.”

Mr. Kim, even after his weight loss, isn’t exactly svelte. He could easily weigh twice as much as many North Koreans adults, according to some analysts.
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Anybody else wonder why NK hasn't served up any shenanigans for Biden yet? They ought to be probing, but I haven't heard boo about them in a long time. I wonder if they're preoccupied with covid, which last I heard didn't officially exist there.
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Ma Juche!!

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I see where N Korea tested out a new missile. Every country in the world tests out their weapons and nobody complains. Yet................
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Im glad this thread says North Korea cause every time I see it now I think 'Trump'
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It was originally intended to be a single, smirking reference to The Born Loser and the Dear Leader after his phallic boasting literally blew up in his face, but ended up blossoming into the NK thread (which is why I adjusted the title.)

I think I'll tweak it one more time to fit the newer format we seem to have adopted.
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Victory for glorious North Korea!

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Not to downplay it (well, I guess a bit)... But apparently, that's the 8 one this year.
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He sticks his dick out there far enough someones bound to get the tweezers and pinch it off for him.
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Aww. give him a break… it’s lonely out in space.
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Maybe he can join Trumps Space Force GO.
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Unagi wrote: Sat Feb 26, 2022 11:10 pm Not to downplay it (well, I guess a bit)... But apparently, that's the 8 one this year.
Fair enough...

But he might be feeling a little ignored right now, what with everything going on nearby. :wink:
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Covfefe!
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Its so shameful he wastes all the money on showy weapons and the people starve. Yet he parades them out from their crap homes to pretend to be happy he is launching a missile.
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North Korea assumes leadership of top disarmament group
North Korea has temporarily taken over as head of a top nuclear disarmament forum at the United Nations.

It comes as the pariah state was earlier this year accused of testing an intercontinental ballistic missile, which are banned by the UN Security Council.

However it assumed the presidency of the Conference on Disarmament as the position rotates between members.

The move sparked immediate criticism of the forum's effectiveness.

A number of non-government organisations had urged countries to walk out of the room - a common form of diplomatic protest. While member states did not do this at Thursday's session, some nations sent only lower-level representatives.
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I agree completely. That tweet is unavailable.
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It was a picture of a headline saying "Kim taunts West by launching test missile over Japan", with the tweet saying it was a new development in the Kim-Kayne saga. :wink:
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I wonder why it got deleted. It was clever.
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