Presidential Primary Debates

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:32 pm

Odds are against Lassr being the seer twice in a row.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 10:59 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:Odds are against Lassr being the seer twice in a row.

About 99% chance he's the seer again, according to our local statistician, El Guapo.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:00 pm

Less. There are more evil people per game than seers.

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Tue Nov 17, 2015 11:46 pm

El Guapo wrote:
Vorret wrote:What are the odds of Remus being evil twice in a row?
Approximately 99%.

Never tell me the odds.

Remus West

Semaj · Post by **Semaj** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 7:34 am

Scoop20906 wrote:

Semaj doesn't care about democrats!

semaj

You wanna dance? I got my card right here. You know the one that says we should let have Obama have a third term. Meanwhile, I'm pretty sure you believe in believe in censoring the press or you would be Scoop4All.

Thats right, Semaj is a vote for Obamacare and a vote for Scoop is a vote for evolution being a myth.

And now that the normal comments are out of the way... I'm still torn if I am being called Kanye or Mike Myers. I can handle being kanye, but calling me Canadian would be a step too far.

Also grund, if you want to take my dance partner (scoop), who will I dance with?

I called Lassr mean names and he implied Rev was mentially capable... at a diminished level. No triggercut, no nathin.

That leaves.... Newcastle.

Who not only ignored my well placed Glass-Beagle joke.. but actually knew what glass-steagle is...

Withdraw Lassr

Accuse Newcastle

Remus West · Post by **Remus West** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:01 am

Vorret wrote:
Isgrimnur wrote:Odds are against Lassr being the seer twice in a row.
About 99% chance he's the seer again, according to our local statistician, El Guapo.

Believing in bad math is an obvious Republican trait. We need to increase the taxation on those who use bad math and subpar "bacon".

Vorret

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:54 am

Remus West wrote: Believing in bad math is an obvious Republican trait. We need to increase the taxation on those who use bad math and subpar "bacon".

Vorret

all excellent points. hmmm.

RevHempus71 · Post by **RevHempus71** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 11:08 am

Subpar "bacon", it's HAM. Pork belly is Bacon...

Vorret

What's that aboot?

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:03 pm

Grundbegriff wrote:I just realized that after all this time, I don't have a natural nemesis. I guess I'll accuse Scoop

to placate my yearning for engagement.

Somebody missed meeeeeeeeeeeee.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:47 pm

I've never even ate Canadian bacon

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:52 pm

That's because you just call it 'bacon'.

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 12:59 pm

Votes Received
(2) RevHempus71: El Guapo, Lassr
(0) Lassr : Semaj, Remus West, RevHempus71
(1) Semaj: Scoop20906, Newcastle
(1) El Guapo: Newcastle
(1) Chaosraven: RMC
(1) Scoop20906: Grundbegriff
(1) Remus West: bb2112
(1) Newcastle: Semaj
(2) Vorret: Remus West, RevHempus71

bb2112 · Post by **bb2112** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 1:47 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:That's because you just call it 'bacon'.

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:09 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:That's because you just call it 'bacon'.

YOU LIE!!!

Isgrimnur

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 2:12 pm

Makes it easy for me.

Vorret

Vorret · Post by **Vorret** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 5:27 pm

Lassr sure has a slippery back

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 6:38 pm

Vorret wrote:Lassr sure has a slippery back

Orly?

edit - my smiley face came out wrong...dang phone emojis

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 8:42 pm

Vorret wrote:Lassr sure has a slippery back

eewwwww

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:09 pm

Lassr wrote:
Vorret wrote:Lassr sure has a slippery back
eewwwww

Bill must be nearby.

Isgrimnur · Post by **Isgrimnur** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 9:17 pm

Talking to yourself again?

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:21 pm

Isgrimnur wrote:Talking to yourself again?

sometimes it feels that way during the night

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Wed Nov 18, 2015 10:48 pm

Scoop sits in the green room nervous tugging his collar and fixing his silk tie.

"Got to go big, Scoop. This is your moment! You are the man. These guys are pretenders. You are the real deal. Immigration: Everyone is required to get spray tans. SMART SCOOP. Foreign Policy: Justin Bieber on speed dial. NAILED IT!! Drop the mic! Gun Control: Order all bullets made out of nerf material (except mine). Damn, this is easy. Climate Change: Activate the annihilatrix. Thanks Killface! Education Reform: All classes use one book. My big fat greek wedding. Solid!"

Scoop breathes deeply and a little of his color starts to return to his pasty skin.

"You are on in 1 minute, Mr. Scoop."

Scoop stands up doing so it drops all his note cards and they fly around the room blown by the industrial strength fans.

"CRAP. Ok, ok. I can wing this. SHIT SHIT SHIT!!"

Scoop walks out on to the stage and into the fight of his life....

Grundbegriff · Post by **Grundbegriff** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:24 am

Glad to see you here tonight, Scoop! I was wondering: can you state which of America's allies you would invite into a coalition of the willing if you were to put boots on the ground?

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:30 am

This is America so we need to go with a boot that can be lodged in a terrorist ass for days at a time but not be uncomfortable. We are in secret talks with Uggs so I can't talk about that soooo Ricks maybe?

Is that a popular brand with you people? Is that what you people want to hear?

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:51 am

Scoop20906 wrote:Scoop sits in the green room nervous tugging his collar and fixing his silk tie.

"Got to go big, Scoop. This is your moment! You are the man. These guys are pretenders. You are the real deal. Immigration: Everyone is required to get spray tans. SMART SCOOP. Foreign Policy: Justin Bieber on speed dial. NAILED IT!! Drop the mic! Gun Control: Order all bullets made out of nerf material (except mine). Damn, this is easy. Climate Change: Activate the annihilatrix. Thanks Killface! Education Reform: All classes use one book. My big fat greek wedding. Solid!"

Hmmmm.

What do you think about the pyramids?

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:55 am

That's the question. That's the question.

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:56 am

Scoop20906 wrote:That's the question. That's the question.

How concerned would you say you are about possible Sino-Cuban infiltrators moving through Puerto Rico?

Scoop20906 · Post by **Scoop20906** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:58 am

I would say they are incompetent but I don't want to because that's not nice.

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 8:03 am

Man, we need to pick a Lincoln Chafee here for day 1 and get on with it. Plus only the wise Lassr seems to share the deep-felt concerns of myself and the American people about "Hempuses". Hempot? Hemparum?

withdraw RevHempus71
Vorret

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:12 am

Votes Received
(1) RevHempus71: El Guapo, Lassr
(0) Lassr : Semaj, Remus West, RevHempus71
(1) Semaj: Scoop20906, Newcastle
(1) El Guapo: Newcastle
(1) Chaosraven: RMC
(1) Scoop20906: Grundbegriff
(1) Remus West: bb2112
(1) Newcastle: Semaj
(4) Vorret: Remus West, RevHempus71, Vorret, El Guapo
(1) Isgrimnur: Vorret

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:22 am

13 candidates so the Majority is 7 vorret

Vorret is at 5 and he's Canadian. How did he slip into our political system?

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 10:26 am

I am all for voting Canadians out... But I kind of like Vorret, he's kind of like that green fungus that grows...At first it is gross, but then it grows on you.

But I'll vote for him.

Withdraw Chaosraven

Vorret

That's 6, and N-1 if Lassr is not a republican and can count.

Newcastle · Post by **Newcastle** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:10 am

just for canadian bacon?

So why Vorret? Eh? Just to get on with it? Only been a few days....since the game started, this sure would be a speedy day 1 lynch..something the republicans would want...or fear if vorret is an elephant lover.

el guapo

because...

(see what i did there, i didn't scoop there; i'm a reformed man...)
/feels the urge to scoop
/backs away from the computer
/takes a deep, deep controlling breath

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:24 am

Newcastle wrote:

just for canadian bacon?

So why Vorret? Eh? Just to get on with it? Only been a few days....since the game started, this sure would be a speedy day 1 lynch..something the republicans would want...or fear if vorret is an elephant lover.

el guapo

because...

(see what i did there, i didn't scoop there; i'm a reformed man...)
/feels the urge to scoop
/backs away from the computer
/takes a deep, deep controlling breath

I know, I'm shocked!

For my vote, anyway, RevHempus wasn't going anywhere (and wasn't founded on substance anyway), and most of the posts for the past couple days have been jokes rather than substantive. Which is fine, but....it would be good to get some actual substance and analysis going.

Though I'm still unclear on the day 1 strategy in WW games, especially where there is no night kill to analyze, beyond "fart around for awhile until someone says something that sounds like a slip, then try to lynch them, then lynch someone else at random after the first person turns out to be the seer."

Moliere · Post by **Moliere** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:33 am

El Guapo wrote:then lynch someone else at random after the first person turns out to be the seer."

Semaj · Post by **Semaj** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 11:46 am

Dont we lynch someone special before they can speak and announce they are special and have another good special kill our seer only to commit suicide in embarassment?

Isnt that how we do things up in here?

RMC · Post by **RMC** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:05 pm

Semaj wrote:Dont we lynch someone special before they can speak and announce they are special and have another good special kill our seer only to commit suicide in embarassment?

Isnt that how we do things up in here?

Sometimes....

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:14 pm

Semaj wrote:Dont we lynch someone special before they can speak and announce they are special and have another good special kill our seer only to commit suicide in embarassment?

Isnt that how we do things up in here?

that method fits well with a political game since congress is a cluster ____ most if the time.

El Guapo · Post by **El Guapo** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:22 pm

Lassr wrote:
Semaj wrote:Dont we lynch someone special before they can speak and announce they are special and have another good special kill our seer only to commit suicide in embarassment?

Isnt that how we do things up in here?

that method fits well with a political game since congress is a cluster ____ most if the time.

Good point! I should refuse to vote unless everyone in this thread sends me $5 apiece.

Lassr · Post by **Lassr** » Thu Nov 19, 2015 12:25 pm

El Guapo wrote:
Lassr wrote:
Semaj wrote:Dont we lynch someone special before they can speak and announce they are special and have another good special kill our seer only to commit suicide in embarassment?

Isnt that how we do things up in here?

that method fits well with a political game since congress is a cluster ____ most if the time.
Good point! I should refuse to vote unless everyone in this thread sends me $5 apiece.

I am now tempted to switch my vote to you for solicitation.