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Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 7:55 pm**

malchior wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 7:13 pm
Unagi wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 7:04 pm
Pyperkub wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:47 pm It is important to realize that this is just for the Stormy Daniels payment.

Essentially the nothingburger of all the alleged crimes...
While that is true - it does get a whole bunch of other 'porn star' related evidence out into the public salad bar for people to pick at. Additionally, I can also enjoy the idea that this will put additional pressure on Melania to feel like a complete human failure for partnering with someone like Donald Trump (if she's capable of that reflection).
It's also Trump's propaganda in a way. It was just a porn star hush payment distracts from the whole fraud and falsifying business records aspect. It's just a little 'light white collar crime'. Also we don't know all the details yet.

Correct. For all we know it's a misdemeanor. From the WaPo article:

Bragg and his investigative team were probing whether Trump falsified business records connected to the payments in a way that could constitute a campaign-finance violation.

PS "Melania"? Isn't that the Elden Ring character? A) Nope - but close...

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:05 pm**

em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:11 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:05 pm Still on track for a Friday afternoon arrest and a weekend in jail.
Deep fake, don't moisten your boxers just yet.

So let me get this straight. You still support a Florida Man who tried everything he could to overthrow democracy in the United States. Do you wish he had succeeded?

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:24 pm**

Pyperkub wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:47 pm It is important to realize that this is just for the Stormy Daniels payment.

Essentially the nothingburger of all the alleged crimes...

I would disagree with calling it a "nothingburger". Now I will agree that: (1) on the scale of Trump's apparent crimes, this is relatively low; and (2) it's not the central thing that we should be having a trial of Trump over (e.g., the attempted overthrow of the government).

HOWEVER, the Trump campaign directing hush money payments to a porn star a few months before the election isn't what I would consider a nothingburger.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:25 pm**

I will also say - damn Stormy Daniels for taking that payment instead of going public.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:47 pm**

El Guapo wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:25 pm I will also say - damn Stormy Daniels for taking that payment instead of going public.

Also/And/Or, Lol to "hush" money.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:08 pm**

So what's still waiting to rain?

Trying to steal Georgia (and lying about it).
Stealing classified docs (and lying about it).
Inciting an insurrection (and lying about it).

Did I forget any?

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:12 pm**

Kraken wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:08 pm So what's still waiting to rain?

Trying to steal Georgia (and lying about it).
Stealing classified docs (and lying about it).
Inciting an insurrection (and lying about it).

Did I forget any?

Encouraging fake electors.
Telling Pence to falsify the vote.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:14 pm**

And creating a nuisance

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm**

Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:05 pm
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:11 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:05 pm Still on track for a Friday afternoon arrest and a weekend in jail.
Deep fake, don't moisten your boxers just yet.
So let me get this straight. You still support a Florida Man who tried everything he could to overthrow democracy in the United States. Do you wish he had succeeded?

You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:43 pm**

Well at least you got one thing right.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:04 pm**

It's (hopefully) what tax evasion was for Al Capone's criminal empire.

The big thing is that a specific former President who has announced his candidacy for the next election will be arrested, fingerprinted, mugshat, and charged. It's no longer unprecedented. And that may bring the other prosecutors out of their hidey-holes.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:05 pm**

Also, I peeked at Fox News out of morbid curiosity. To save others, here's a summary:

Trump victim. Republicans sad. Democrats mean.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:11 pm**

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:04 pm It's (hopefully) what tax evasion was for Al Capone's criminal empire.

The big thing is that a specific former President who has announced his candidacy for the next election will be arrested, fingerprinted, mugshat, and charged. It's no longer unprecedented. And that may bring the other prosecutors out of their hidey-holes.

And Republicans dont care. He could stand outside and rob children and beat old ladies and they'd still lick his ass and vote for him.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:21 pm**

Daehawk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:11 pm
Blackhawk wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:04 pm It's (hopefully) what tax evasion was for Al Capone's criminal empire.

The big thing is that a specific former President who has announced his candidacy for the next election will be arrested, fingerprinted, mugshat, and charged. It's no longer unprecedented. And that may bring the other prosecutors out of their hidey-holes.
And Republicans dont care. He could stand outside and rob children and beat old ladies and they'd still lick his ass and vote for him.

Shrug. It is what it is, and Trump Bad was never going to move that particular needle. Nor is whatever the Democrats are doing (which seems to be thoughts and prayers - I'm not really sure.)

The only thing, I think, that will solve the problem will be something new. Something bad (like a major catastrophe) or something good (like center half of each part splitting from the fringes and combining into a less loony party.)

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:29 pm**

Kraken wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:08 pm So what's still waiting to rain?

Trying to steal Georgia (and lying about it).
Stealing classified docs (and lying about it).
Inciting an insurrection (and lying about it).

Did I forget any?

Lying about the value of assets depending on what he was using them for?

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:31 pm**

How can anyone argue that this will cause those people 'on the fence' to land on Trump's side?

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:42 pm**

Kraken wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:08 pm Trying to steal Georgia (and lying about it).
Stealing classified docs (and lying about it).
Inciting an insurrection (and lying about it).

Those are all associated with his Presidency. There may be some others related to his civilian life as well.

Posted: **Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:44 pm**

Alefroth wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:31 pm How can anyone argue that this will cause those people 'on the fence' to land on Trump's side?

Because rationality has already fallen. Some will see him as a martyr and a victim. Some will see his opponents as bullies.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:23 am**

I really want to pile on Trump for the documents. I know with him he was going to sell them. But Joe has so many and probably more all over the damn place I dont feel I have the right to brag. But with Joe Im thinking its just he forgot or didn't think it was important...I hope. It must have been embarrassing for Joe when he condemned Trump then they found all his. Ugh.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:32 am**

em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.

I just love that you believe that a party that has demonstrated its incompetence over and over and over is capable of pulling all that off.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:39 am**

gbasden wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:32 am
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.
I just love that you believe that a party that has demonstrated its incompetence over and over and over is capable of pulling all that off.

If he actually believes everything that he stated, he's capable of believing absolutely any batshit insane idea that's appealing to him. There is no rationality whatsoever in his statement.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:43 am**

em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:05 pm
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:11 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:05 pm Still on track for a Friday afternoon arrest and a weekend in jail.
Deep fake, don't moisten your boxers just yet.
So let me get this straight. You still support a Florida Man who tried everything he could to overthrow democracy in the United States. Do you wish he had succeeded?
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.

I hope this is a laugh because otherwise your brain is basically made of pudding.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:56 am**

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:39 am
gbasden wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:32 am
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.
I just love that you believe that a party that has demonstrated its incompetence over and over and over is capable of pulling all that off.
If he actually believes everything that he stated, he's capable of believing absolutely any batshit insane idea that's appealing to him. There is no rationality whatsoever in his statement.

Well, yes, I was leaving that as implied in my statement.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:44 am**

I assume Trump won't be detained, but could a judge forbid him from talking about the case, and if so, how likely is it Trump wouldn't be able to comply and get himself in more trouble.

I also assume a defense tactic is going to be that Trump can't get a fair trial anywhere. How far could they get with that?

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 2:06 am**

Alefroth wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 1:44 am
I also assume a defense tactic is going to be that Trump can't get a fair trial anywhere. How far could they get with that?

In this day and age? It depends on whose side the judge is on.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:03 am**

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:39 am
gbasden wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:32 am
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.
I just love that you believe that a party that has demonstrated its incompetence over and over and over is capable of pulling all that off.
If he actually believes everything that he stated, he's capable of believing absolutely any batshit insane idea that's appealing to him. There is no rationality whatsoever in his statement.

We're post-truth. If 35% (or whatever the shockingly high number is) of America believes it, they believe it. Even it they know its nonsense. "This is my preferred reality."

It's like professional wrestling.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:19 am**

LawBeefaroni wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:03 am
Blackhawk wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:39 am
gbasden wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:32 am
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.
I just love that you believe that a party that has demonstrated its incompetence over and over and over is capable of pulling all that off.
If he actually believes everything that he stated, he's capable of believing absolutely any batshit insane idea that's appealing to him. There is no rationality whatsoever in his statement.
We're post-truth. If 35% (or whatever the shockingly high number is) of America believes it, they believe it. Even it they know its nonsense. "This is my preferred reality."

It's like professional wrestling.

In that vein:

Immediately after Nov 2020 election:

The Kraken: I have evidence! Straight out of the Jabroni-beating, pie-eating, trailblazing, eyebrow-raising, entertaining the globe, drinking Dasani with my boy Giuliani. I am, Thaaaaaaaaa Kraaaaakkkeeeeen!

Now:
Sidney Powell: “no reasonable person would conclude that the statements were truly statements of fact”

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:34 am**

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:39 am
gbasden wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:32 am
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.
I just love that you believe that a party that has demonstrated its incompetence over and over and over is capable of pulling all that off.
If he actually believes everything that he stated, he's capable of believing absolutely any batshit insane idea that's appealing to him. There is no rationality whatsoever in his statement.

The more chilling thought is that if he, and millions of Americans, believe this then there's no limit to what they will believe comes out of the GOP. "Jews are evil and running things behind the scenes!" "Drag Queens are evil and poisoning our kids!" "LGBTQ is not a thing, boys are boys and girls are girls! No support for you!" "Women MUST carry babies to term, no matter how the sperm got in there! Yes, even in rape and incest cases!"

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 9:00 am**

Right - that's why it is so irresponsible he has lawyers running around calling a SEALED INDICTMENT legally baseless and the lowest point in American history. Let's hope these shameless assholes don't get someone injured or killed.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:48 am**

gbasden wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 12:32 am
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.
I just love that you believe that a party that has demonstrated its incompetence over and over and over is capable of pulling all that off.

Come on, man. Their obvious and continued incompetence is a ruse: a cover for their tricksy, evil genius shenanigans.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:43 pm**

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 11:48 am
Come on, man. Their obvious and continued incompetence is a ruse: a cover for their tricksy, evil genius shenanigans.

Right. And I'm certain them losing the house and having a bare minimum in the senate is just them throwing us off the scent.

Posted: **Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:51 pm**

em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:05 pm
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:11 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:05 pm Still on track for a Friday afternoon arrest and a weekend in jail.
Deep fake, don't moisten your boxers just yet.
So let me get this straight. You still support a Florida Man who tried everything he could to overthrow democracy in the United States. Do you wish he had succeeded?
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.

I personally have evidence JFK was killed by a young Ron Howard who had been trained by the Deep State as an assassin after they realized that the perfect weapon would be Opie Griffith. I also know for a fact that Trump was secretly replaced by two monkeys in a trench coat a few years ago. But the Deeper Monkey State has kept it hidden. Finally, I’m also in possession of the deed for a bridge in England that bears the name of its capital city. I’ve been looking for a rube well educated man such as yourself to sell it to. I’ll send you my info.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2023 6:43 am**

Shouldn’t Donald have to pay taxes on all these contributions. They are practically an income stream now.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2023 6:51 am**

hepcat wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2023 8:51 pm
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 10:38 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 8:05 pm
em2nought wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:11 pm
Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2023 6:05 pm Still on track for a Friday afternoon arrest and a weekend in jail.
Deep fake, don't moisten your boxers just yet.
So let me get this straight. You still support a Florida Man who tried everything he could to overthrow democracy in the United States. Do you wish he had succeeded?
You're gonna believe what you believe and I'm gonna believe what I believe and nothing will change either of us. I believe the election was already stolen by good ol' Bunker Joe prior to any acts by President Trump. I believed it before President Trump ever said a word about it. I believe the powers that be were so scared of President Trump winning that a virus "accidentally" escaped from a lab, and when that didn't look like enough to take him down a crooked vote had to happen too. Then the deep state had to finish the job by backing up the phony election because they were scared of Trump too. Just like I believe what happened to JFK was fishy too.
I personally have evidence JFK was killed by a young Ron Howard who had been trained by the Deep State as an assassin after they realized that the perfect weapon would be Opie Griffith. I also know for a fact that Trump was secretly replaced by two monkeys in a trench coat a few years ago. But the Deeper Monkey State has kept it hidden. Finally, I’m also in possession of the deed for a bridge in England that bears the name of its capital city. I’ve been looking for a rube well educated man such as yourself to sell it to. I’ll send you my info.

I always thought it was Bill Mumy.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2023 8:21 am**

Bill Mumy, by that point, had lost the ability to wish people into distant cornfields. The best he could do was wish people 3 to 5 inches from the spot where they currently stood. The DEEP STATE decided that that was only good for irritating targets.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:06 am**

I recently read THE BOYS, which is a memoir by Ron and Clint Howard. There's nothing at all in there that indicates Ron Howard had anything to do with the JFK assassination.

Which shows just how good the Deep State is at covering their tracks.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:01 am**

Clint Howard? Oooohhhhhh, you mean “The Cobra”.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2023 11:34 am**

hepcat wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:01 am Clint Howard? Oooohhhhhh, you mean “The Cobra”.

I think you mean Baylok. Agent of the First Federation deep state and known for hitting the Tranya a little too much at parties.

Posted: **Sat Apr 01, 2023 12:01 pm**

Now that this thread has been completely derailed, here's a pic of me (left) and Clint Howard. I actually got to meet him this past weekend at NJ Horror Con. SUPER nice guy! He did not offer me tranya, but he did compliment me on my shirt.

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