Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
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- Daehawk
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Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
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- hepcat
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Why are all the toys simply McDonald's characters with 4 eyes? Is the promotion being sponsored by the Optometrists of America Association?
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- YellowKing
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
I think the correct headline is get your Millennial Happy Meal this October, because I doubt anyone over 30 knows what the hell Cactus Plant Flea Market is.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
I know I dont.
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- Blackhawk
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Most millennials are over 30, too. Some are in their 40s.
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- YellowKing
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).
- Unagi
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Hey man, you're the one who made this a generation thing.YellowKing wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:41 am Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Typical Millennial.Unagi wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:56 pmHey man, you're the one who made this a generation thing.YellowKing wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:41 am Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Touche.Unagi wrote:Hey man, you're the one who made this a generation thing.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
As a 38-year-old millennial I am offended. And I have no idea what the hell Cactus Plant Flea Market is. The link DH shared scares and confuses me.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
No one yet has made an adult toy comment. Interesting.
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- Unagi
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
The Grimace would make a great name for an adult toy.
The Hamburglar wouldn’t be too bad either.
The Hamburglar wouldn’t be too bad either.
- LordMortis
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Had to read the link to find out what the looking cookie man thing was. Which then led me to "OK what is Cactus Plant Flea Market"... So I head to their website. It's got three items on it. A T for $70 and underwear for $60... Nothing special about them. I got nuthin'.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Found the Boomer!YellowKing wrote: ↑Sat Oct 01, 2022 11:41 am Yeah I guess more accurately Gen Z. I can't keep up with the labels they put on people's ages (which I think is a kind of stupid concept whose only real application is marketing, otherwise it just divides people and pits generations against each other which I hate).
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Given the shape of Grimace, coupled with the name, I'm going to guess...oversized butt plug.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
That's the most unappealing happy meal ever. The double-eyes make me think of someone on acid and are rather terrifying to look at.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
If you use it like Brian and Unagi, you won't see the eyes.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
huh.. that gives a whole new meaning to, "I'm up to my eyeballs in sphincter".
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Somebody needs to send this thread to McDonalds.
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Re: Get your adult Happy Meal this Oct.
Emergency kit? No. Regular, walking around kit.
The emergency kit includes battery powered nipple clamps, a bluetooth enabled ball-gag/speaker combo, and the ultimate in imported marital aids....La Penetrada (recently removed from the War Crimes list in 80% of European countries.)
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