Also known as Chris Grenard.
Alas, Chris discovered his newfound powers could not help him in his quest to get laid (see Issue 6 of Hell's Taco's Octopus Overlords Magazines) and gave up the mantle of Dark Lord. He recently returned to the light side and took up drinking, prompting a stern warning from Octopus Overlords Magazine's editor-in-chief Hell's Taco on the cover of Issue 11. It's unknown whether Chris heeded this admonition, leaving the status of his butt in question.
You may notice on the Octopus Overlords forum that the space between Chris' first and last name is missing. This is intentional and--contrary to certain rumors--has nothing to do with Chris' irrational fear that the spacebar on his keyboard means to kill him. The whereabouts of the space between his first and last name on the OO forums is currently under scrutiny by the Department of Homeland Security.