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My Little Pony [NSFW]

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When police found the intruder at the Ottawa stables, he was in a stall with his pants down and his penis up, standing next to a miniature pony that had been tied up and lubed up with massage oil.

“I’m sorry, it’s not what it looks like,” Ryan Dodd, 30, immediately told police officers according to their notes cited at his criminal trial last week for break-and-enter and attempted bestiality, in which he was found guilty of both.
https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-ne ... pony-stall
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When he gets out, there are a few contacts waiting for him to help him reintegrate into society.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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I sure do hope this thread doesn't hit two pages. :P
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Is that when people actually start to own the game post their impressions?... Yeah, I guess two pages would be bad...
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Whoa, that guy doesn’t sound stable. I’m glad the cops were able the rein it in before he got to the mane event.
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Without reading the article, I'm just going to assume that it was in fact exactly what it looked like.
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El Guapo wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 9:38 am Without reading the article, I'm just going to assume that it was in fact exactly what it looked like.
Yeah, he was looking for a one trick pony.
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He didn't get off...in both cases.
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I'd hate to have him for a neighhhhhbor.
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I'm sure they'll treat him with unbridled appreciation.
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I didn't read it. Did the article say what prison term he was saddled with?
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He hasn't been sentences yet. I think his lawyers may be stalling.
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I sure hope his wife doesnt nag him about this.....
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Just say naaaay
He won. Period.
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What, no horsing around?
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Neigh means nay.
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Horse!
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Who put a burr under your blanket?
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Dear Princess Celestia,

Sometimes I wish I could poke my mind's eye out.
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raydude wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 7:06 pm Dear Princess Celestia,

Sometimes I wish I could poke my mind's eye out.
If Celestia is a unicorn, she may be able to grant that wish.
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He was foaling in love.
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El Guapo wrote: Thu Jul 22, 2021 4:13 pmHorse!
:lol:
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