I was married in a church. The church caught fire later that afternoon.Paingod wrote:We're an atheist household, and just walking into a typical church makes my skin crawl because of the long history of ignorance, open hatred, and abuses I associate with them. I joke with my wife that I'll burst into flames if I'm ever forced into one.
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It doesn't count if you're the one setting the fire.coopasonic wrote:I was married in a church. The church caught fire later that afternoon.Paingod wrote:We're an atheist household, and just walking into a typical church makes my skin crawl because of the long history of ignorance, open hatred, and abuses I associate with them. I joke with my wife that I'll burst into flames if I'm ever forced into one.
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Being a pagan I plunder the churches first then burn them (and any monks).
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Being almost 68 and a pagan I got to be the first one of us going to hell.
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Keep a spot warm for me.dbt1949 wrote:Being almost 68 and a pagan I got to be the first one of us going to hell.
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An Engineer dies and goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action. The A/C has been busted for a long time, so he fixes it. Things cool down quickly.Kraken wrote:Keep a spot warm for me.dbt1949 wrote:Being almost 68 and a pagan I got to be the first one of us going to hell.
The moving walkway motor jammed, so he unjams it. People can get from place to place more easily.
The TV was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the Satellite dish and now they get hundreds of high def channels.
One day, God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks. He asks the Devil what's going on?
The Devil replies, "Things are great down here since you sent us that engineer."
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The Devil responds, "No way! We are going to keep our engineer. We like this guy."
God demands, "If you don't send him to me immediately, I'll sue!"
The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
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Abandon post, all ye who enter here.
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As my seven year old son said about the opening scene of Rogue One where the imperials land a half mile walk away from the dwelling, "It makes it more dramatic."
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In the Force Arena game, Krennic's Death Squad Leader spawns a pair of Death Troopers every so often. You always want to deploy the leader as far back as possible so he has more time to spawn troops as he walks to the battle area.coopasonic wrote:As my seven year old son said about the opening scene of Rogue One where the imperials land a half mile walk away from the dwelling, "It makes it more dramatic."
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It's funny. I have a few episodes left in the season and feel no urge to watch it.
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I am getting low on a seasoning.
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Dammit people if you aren't going accurately use EST vs EDT, just use ET.
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It's just like people whom don't know when to use whom say it anyway to whoever they're speaking to.coopasonic wrote:Dammit people if you aren't going accurately use EST vs EDT, just use ET.
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coopasonic wrote:Dammit people if you aren't going accurately use EST vs EDT, just use ET.
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You should phone home to tell them that.
It's almost as if people are the problem.
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If it's really just lettuce it's scarcely worthy of being called a salad. Proper salads need only a hint of dressing because they're chock full of flavors.
Blackhawk's story reminds me of when I used to pick up trash bags full of slightly wilted lettuce from our local Burger Chef every few days to feed to our pet guinea pigs. Worst pets ever. All they did was foul their cage...probably because they lived on wilted lettuce. They did not live long, and I did not mourn them.
Not that Blackhawk's family were guinea pigs.
OK, that didn't go where I planned and everything I type just makes it worse. Abandon post! It's not even about sauce.
Blackhawk's story reminds me of when I used to pick up trash bags full of slightly wilted lettuce from our local Burger Chef every few days to feed to our pet guinea pigs. Worst pets ever. All they did was foul their cage...probably because they lived on wilted lettuce. They did not live long, and I did not mourn them.
Not that Blackhawk's family were guinea pigs.
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Are you lost Rod?
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I guess Ray Butts has ate his last pancake.
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No, I'm right here. I'm just too high to be posting. This is your brain on drugs.
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Im pretty high and totally enjoy a good pair of legs.Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Wed Aug 05, 2015 8:42 amIt should be more of an 'out of context' thread, but from a high enough level, it would be tough to tell the difference. Honestly, I don't expect this one to have legs.Holman wrote:If we start replying to things posted in this thread, doesn't it become another Random Randomness?
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Mmmmmm, fried chicken!
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Mmmmmmm corned beef.
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I'm glad to be in a place in my life where I don't feel the need to cut coupons or worry about cheap/free fast food giveaways.
Mom used to carry calculator when we went grocery shopping to make sure we stayed within the budget. I don't even try to keep a running total in my head.
Mom used to carry calculator when we went grocery shopping to make sure we stayed within the budget. I don't even try to keep a running total in my head.
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Stupid capitalism, making prices go down and quality go up.
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and where do you live?
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FAA Statistics through 2016
FAA Helicopter statistics through 2016U.S. Accident Rate (per 100,000 flight hours)
2001-05 Baseline: 7.97 accident rate, 1.27 fatal accident rate, 2.36 fatality rate
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2016: 3.45 accident rate, 0.54 fatal accident rate, 0.93 fatality rate
(57% decrease in accident rate)
The overall accident rate fell to 3.19 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with 3.67 accidents in 2015. The fatal accident rate fell slightly to 0.51 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with a 0.52 rate in 2015. However, the rate is down from 0.65 in 2014 and 1.02 in 2013.
In raw numbers, there were 106 helicopter accidents in 2016, including 17 fatal accidents. That is a 12 percent decrease compared to the previous year and a 27 percent decrease compared to 2013.
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Huh...Isgrimnur wrote: ↑Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:15 pm FAA Statistics through 2016
FAA Helicopter statistics through 2016U.S. Accident Rate (per 100,000 flight hours)
2001-05 Baseline: 7.97 accident rate, 1.27 fatal accident rate, 2.36 fatality rate
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2016: 3.45 accident rate, 0.54 fatal accident rate, 0.93 fatality rate
(57% decrease in accident rate)
The overall accident rate fell to 3.19 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with 3.67 accidents in 2015. The fatal accident rate fell slightly to 0.51 accidents per 100,000 flight hours in 2016 compared with a 0.52 rate in 2015. However, the rate is down from 0.65 in 2014 and 1.02 in 2013.
In raw numbers, there were 106 helicopter accidents in 2016, including 17 fatal accidents. That is a 12 percent decrease compared to the previous year and a 27 percent decrease compared to 2013.
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You just haven't been hungry enough.
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Octopus Overlords, the game design/game media retirement home.
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Is it inappropriate to be jealous? It feels inappropriate.
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What city was he referring to?
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So that's what, like five songs? Lol
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That word is not strong enough.
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Sleepy-time tea did not work.
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Did it have caffeine in it?
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Is Isgrimnur the only person on this board with access to Google? Asking for a friend.
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Isgrimnur can you Google this question for me?coopasonic wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 4:32 pm Is Isgrimnur the only person on this board with access to Google? Asking for a friend.
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It works when I go incognito, so I assume that's it's accessible to others. At least a few, anyway.
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Sure, just run this installer for me.
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Tax policy and budgets are how civil civilizations fight. I wonder if we'll ever go back to our biggest clashes being over fiscal percentages.