April Fools 2024

[Brian]

The Operations Room knocks this one out of the park



Star Citizen announces a new ship release

[Blackhawk]

The Operations Room knocks this one out of the park

America - Fuck Yeah!

[Jaymann]

What do you call a hammer bought on April 1st?

Spoiler:

An April tool

[msteelers]

My former coworkers put together a video montage of our clients talking about how glad they are that they don’t have to deal with me anymore.

[Isgrimnur]

[Moliere]

[Hipolito]

My former coworkers put together a video montage of our clients talking about how glad they are that they don’t have to deal with me anymore.

That was nice of them!

[jztemple2]

From Yale Climate Connections, Atlantic hurricanes to be given both first and last names

In a stunning move, the National Hurricane Center announced today that they will give Atlantic hurricanes both first names and last names beginning the hurricane season of 2024. At a press conference today, National Hurricane Center director of public affairs, April Furst, said:

“The decision to give hurricanes both first and last names comes in response to the critically low number of names beginning with the letter “I” in the rotating list of names. One reason Hurricane Isaias of 2020 did not get its name retired — despite causing almost $6 billion in damage — was that we didn’t want to come up with another obscure male ‘I’ name that not many people could pronounce. Hence, the name Isaac will now be recycled in perpetuity, but with a different last name each time it gets its name retired.”

Here, then, is the official 2024 list of Atlantic hurricane names announced today by the National Hurricane Center:

Alberto Saurus
Beryl O’Fun
Chris Cross
Debby Downer
Ernesto Cattywampus
Francine Leanmean
Gordon Flash
Helene Machine
Isaac Newton
Joyce Cyclogenesis
Kirk Toenterprise
Leslie Saffir-Simpson
Milton Bradley
Nadine Flumberghast
Oscar Meijer
Patty Wagon
Rafael Recurvature
Sara Peachy
Tony Stark
Valerie Fujiwhara
William Willy-willy

[Blackhawk]

That would be a nice change. The last several times I went to a Dunkin' Donuts, they didn't have donuts. Apparently they consider them a sideline now. Which leaves exactly zero actual donut places within 100 miles of me.

[Daehawk]

I used to like the munchkins they sold...donut holes. But Im a Krispy Kreme fan.

[em2nought]

That hasp is actually pretty impressive, I would have expected it to give out before a few of those locks.

[Blackhawk]

I used to like the munchkins they sold...donut holes. But Im a Krispy Kreme fan.

I find them way, way too sweet. They're so sweet that any other flavors are completely drowned out.

[SpiderRelax]

The best April fool's Game!

https://guessthe.game/p/688

[Kelric]

Pad.