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Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

She's pregnant. I guarantee they aren't getting any smaller.

She could sell milking videos for a fortune. ...ibdoomed get on the phone and make it happen.

Daehawk wrote:She could sell milking videos for a fortune. ...ibdoomed get on the phone and make it happen.

Considering how bent she got about that pic of her behind getting circulated, I'm thinking that's probably not happening.

And I'm guessing ibdoomed has no clue who she is.

tjg_marantz wrote:And I'm guessing ibdoomed has no clue who she is.

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Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

All other factors aside, who would win in a boob-off, our girl Scarlett or famed muppet molester Katy Perry?



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Scarlett. Her's are perkier than Katy's. Scarlett's will still look good when she's 40, Katy's won't.

And that said, I leave you with this:

I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with your premise that Ms. Perry's breast will not look good at 40. I do not disagree that Scarlett supports hers better but I think both women will make extremely attractive 40 year olds. Just to be certain though I am going to volunteer to inspect both women's naked bodies upon their 40th birthdays.

Scarlett vs Katy, that's a tough one. On one hand, Scarlett has been naked in a movie and she looks flawless as you would expect. On the other hand Katy regularly appears in skimpy costumes, live and without benefit of any special movie magic, and she looks amazing. So, when faced with a hard decision like this, I have to favor the boobs I've seen over the ones mostly still under wraps.

boobs...... ......just wanted to say that

Remus West wrote:I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with your premise that Ms. Perry's breast will not look good at 40. I do not disagree that Scarlett supports hers better but I think both women will make extremely attractive 40 year olds. Just to be certain though I am going to volunteer to inspect both women's naked bodies upon their 40th birthdays.

+1.

I am not nearly judgmental enough to consider 40 year old Perry boobs to be unattractive.

I should point out that I am not allowed to fiind Katy attractive. My wife does not like her. I asked my wife why, but I didn't understand the answer. I think it has something to do with Katy being mean to John Mayer once. Or something. (my wife is in love with John Mayer. Just a small hiccup in our marriage, I guess ). I don't really know.

I've lost a lot of respect for John Mayer between his song about getting high and the song that is the antithesis of getting involved in affairs to effect change, I certainly don't consider him to be worthy of respect on a personal level.


His music is usually pretty good, however.

Katy = large and soft
Scar = big and perky

I'd take either right now.

I doubt my wife would care about the getting high song. I'll ask her about the avoiding getting involved to effect change song. That should make her squirm. Looking forward to it.

Isgrimnur wrote:Waiting on the World to Change

Not a John Meyer fan but the theme is not uncommon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzrUqAtUcpU


But the buried sentiment is that when we get older things will get better, because we're a better generation and the next generation will be better than us.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ati7DX0yF-g

Which really tends to be true when it comes to to being a civil liberties... Or has been in my lifetime, waiting on the world to change has been working... Not so much when it comes to concentrations of powers and conservation of resources to protect the future of the human race.

It's just such a jarring shift in mentality from those movers and shakers from the 60s and 70s. They were unhappy with the way the world was and made waves to try and change it themselves. Some of those changes stuck, some didn't. Some were for the better, some weren't. But they certainly didn't sit on the sidelines and wait for their grandparents generation to die out and hand them the reins.

The idea that waiting on the sidelines is somehow going to lead to you being handed the reins to finally do what you want is ludicrous to me.

So let me get you in your birthday suit
It's time to bring out the big balloons
So let me get you in your birthday suit
It's time to bring out the big, big, big, big, big, big balloons

RE: Thread derail

No matter how often I scroll down that picture won't load anymore below the armpit. Fail.

Kelric wrote:No matter how often I scroll down that picture won't load anymore below the armpit. Fail.

You gotta embiggen your browser window. If that doesn't work, try turning your monitor to portrait mode.

She is getting a starring role in some kind of super power movie that looks pretty good.

You mean Black Widow, the character that she's played in Iron Man 2, The Avengers, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and soon to be in Avengers: Age of Ultron?

Or maybe you mean The Jungle Book?

Isgrimnur wrote:It's just such a jarring shift in mentality from those movers and shakers from the 60s and 70s. They were unhappy with the way the world was and made waves to try and change it themselves. Some of those changes stuck, some didn't. Some were for the better, some weren't. But they certainly didn't sit on the sidelines and wait for their grandparents generation to die out and hand them the reins.

The idea that waiting on the sidelines is somehow going to lead to you being handed the reins to finally do what you want is ludicrous to me.

This! In the 60's and 70's people and especially college students, were so committed to changing our country and society that they died at the hands of our government. We celebrate the sacrifice soldiers have made to secure our freedom every year but those who sacrificed to help our country make much needed social and civil changes are long forgotten. With the exception of Dr. King, of course. May 4th should be a national holiday.

rshetts2 wrote:May 4th should be a national holiday.

Star Wars day? The Chinese May 4th Movement? The day the Pope divided America between Spain and Portugal? Rhode Island declaring independence from England? The first National Association of Base Ball Players game? The Chicago Haymarket riots? The first legal Sunday baseball game in NYC? Margaret Thatcher being elected? Latvia voted for independence?

Isgrimnur wrote:You mean Black Widow, the character that she's played in Iron Man 2, The Avengers, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, and soon to be in Avengers: Age of Ultron?

Or maybe you mean The Jungle Book?

No, I meant Lucy.

Ah.

At the Mountains of Madness

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Random puff of white smoke in front of headlights?
Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
Stayed home from work today
Speaking of not wearing any pants

Thought of you all last night. We even replayed the segment, which I've added below.
There was a vocal comment about golden globes.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 72232.html

KKBlue wrote:Thought of you all last night. We even replayed the segment, which I've added below.
There was a vocal comment about golden globes.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/peopl ... 72232.html

Anyone that would criticise Renner for making a joke about her "globes", which she was of her own
free will displaying for the whole world to see, should kindly remove the stick from their ass and
get a sense of humor.

Jenny from the block...YES YES the girl's got it going on.

Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
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Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)

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Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)