I went looking for naked pictures of girls with tattoos...

[Mr. Sparkle]

And then I find out it's like a "community" or some shit!

I posted a picture of myself (same one I posted here actually) out of whimsy, make a comment in my "journal" identifying which of the two gentlemen pictured I am, and all of a sudden I have a comment and a "request for friendship" from some girl.

The internet frightens me.

I was intriuged by the idea of being able to post thoughts to a journal, given that there was an extremely low probability that anyone else looking for naked pictures of girls with tattoos would ever read it... I was kind of happy to piss my thoughts into the internet ether... however, it appears that there are also hetero girls who like naked girls with tattoos. I can't blame them, of course, but this means that I sorta have to be, like, "deep" and shit now doesn't it?

How do you bloggers handle this stuff?

I don't want to be witty, I just want to be drunk.

[Kelric]

How do you bloggers handle this stuff?

I don't want to be witty, I just want to be drunk.

As it has been proven several times, me surfing the internet while drunk can only be a bad thing. Just drink lots of alcohol, surf the web, and let the rest solve itself. Nice and easy, even you could have figured that one out.

Edit - In case you haven't seen it.... Suicide Girls meet OO.

Second Edit - Apparently, since you're the third poster in that thread, you have seen it....

[Tscott]

and a "request for friendship" from some girl.

Get her drunk and...

Is this livejournal or something similar? I haven't used any online journals but from what I gather from lurking on pages from the various lj image pages, being "friends" only means that they will get any post you make along with any other of their other "friends" on their Friends Page - kind of like a Favorites, or Bookmark page that updates automatically. It's not like she'll start stalking you or come over to your house and blow you tomorrow.

[Mr. Sparkle]

Suicide Girls meet OO.

That is actually the thread that led me to this. I think you'll notice that I had more than a passing interest in that topic.

Is this livejournal or something similar? I haven't used any online journals but from what I gather from lurking on pages from the various lj image pages, being "friends" only means that they will get any post you make along with any other of their other "friends" on their Friends Page - kind of like a Favorites, or Bookmark page that updates automatically. It's not like she'll start stalking you or come over to your house and blow you tomorrow.

It is in fact from paying the fee to join SuicideGirls... though I think you hit the nail on the head there, regardless.

The wierd thing to me, is that it's got "dating" features... granted, I am without a SigOther, so this isn't really a bad thing... it's just wierd, since I wasn't expecting it to be anything other than... well... a place to see naked pictures of girls with tats.

I've never done a blog/journal thing... that concept by itself is a bit overwhelming... combine it with flirting? Fuck.

[hitbyambulance]

>however, it appears that there are also hetero girls who like naked girls with tattoos.

this sounds like it describes, hmm, half my friends.

[Mr. Sparkle]

>however, it appears that there are also hetero girls who like naked girls with tattoos.

this sounds like it describes, hmm, half my friends.

Hmmm... but are they "friends" or friends? See, now I have a "friend", and I don't really know what that means.

[hitbyambulance]

oh they're friends allright. maybe the question would be, hetero or "hetero"? i know that at least a few can't decide.

[Smoove_B]

I have a good friend that I sent the Suicide Girls link to. He hasn't stopped thanking me.

He's like you though - he's a bit nervous about the whole "meeting people" thing.

But what are your other options? Bars? Bowling alleys? Screw it.

[dbt1949]

How do you know it's really females who are answering you?

[Exrod]

Reminds me of that commercial with two teenage girls and one gushing over her online boyfriend who is so cool and understands her completely. The scene cuts to a person typing the messages to her and pans back to show it is an eighty year old man. Great stuff.

[Jag]

It's not like she'll start stalking you or come over to your house and blow you tomorrow.

Actually, I have a friend at work who visits all these sites and gets a ton of trim. Last week he was on Hot or Not, picked this local Goth chick and that night she was at his place doing the nasty with her big boots on. I can't believe i got married before this whole internet sex thing started

[Mr. Sparkle]

But what are your other options? Bars? Bowling alleys? Screw it.

That is basically true... I haven't had many decent prospects since my GF and I broke up in the Spring... and was starting to consider doing the internet dating thing since the wounds have (mostly) healed from that fiasco.

Certainly could do worse than Boston's local Punk Rawk Grrrls.

[Kelric]

Certainly could do worse than Boston's local Punk Rawk Grrrls.

Mmm.... <drool>

[Eduardo X]

The only people I've met through SG have been women, including one who's a good friend now. We joke that the only reason we met was because we both like pr0n, but I usually forget that she's my "SG friend".
I joined SG because a diaryland pal became an SG and I... wanted to support her!

[Mr. Sparkle]

Certainly could do worse than Boston's local Punk Rawk Grrrls.

Mmm.... <drool>

I'll have to take you to the Model once you turn 21...

[hentzau]

I have a buddy who is a big fan of the SG's. He confessed to me that while recently perusing some of the photo sets, he came across one girl that looked oddly familiar. After a bit of studying, he came to realize it was his niece!!! I asked him what he did, and he said he looked at that entire set, like a proud uncle should!

[Mr. Sparkle]

OK, I'm in love with Apnea. What an awesome tattoo that is... so simple, but so perfect.

[The Meal]

How can this thread still be appropriate for dialup users.

~Neal

[gbasden]

How can this thread still be appropriate for dialup users.

~Neal

Who on earth still uses dialup in this day and age? I get bummed out when I have to use DSL in the hotel instead of the 10 MB fiber internet at home...

[Mr. Sparkle]

OK, don't tell anyone, but:



Yummy.

[The Meal]

My wife told me that I wasn't allowed to purchase anything for myself until after Christmas. That's the _only_ reason I'm seeing a "JOIN NOW" photo in the post above this one.

~Neal

[Mr. Sparkle]

Oh, so that's how it works.

Don't worry Meal, I'm guessing that joining SG would be a mutual present.

[The Meal]

You are very correct.

~Neal

[Mr. Sparkle]

Well, you're not missing much anyway.... it's only a *little* hot, since I mainly wanted to show her tat and be semi-safe for work...

Here we go:



Free for all!

EDIT: More! And no naughy bits.

[The Mad Hatter]

OK, don't tell anyone, but:



Yummy.

You mean normal people actually meet up through that? I took one look and assumed it was just another way to get guys to pay money to look at nekkid chicks.

[Mr. Sparkle]

You mean normal people actually meet up through that? I took one look and assumed it was just another way to get guys to pay money to look at nekkid chicks.

What do you consider "normal"?

[Kelric]

You mean normal people actually meet up through that? I took one look and assumed it was just another way to get guys to pay money to look at nekkid chicks.

What do you consider "normal"?

I think we have another question for the Ask Meal thread.

[Ralph-Wiggum]

I have a buddy who is a big fan of the SG's. He confessed to me that while recently perusing some of the photo sets, he came across one girl that looked oddly familiar. After a bit of studying, he came to realize it was his niece!!! I asked him what he did, and he said he looked at that entire set, like a proud uncle should!

Was I the only person disturbed by this?

[Kelric]

I have a buddy who is a big fan of the SG's. He confessed to me that while recently perusing some of the photo sets, he came across one girl that looked oddly familiar. After a bit of studying, he came to realize it was his niece!!! I asked him what he did, and he said he looked at that entire set, like a proud uncle should!

Was I the only person disturbed by this?

Probably not, but I bet I'd probably look too.

[jpinard]

"like a proud uncle" -> that is very disturbing.

[Crowley]

Sexual dilemmas have came my way before, but one saying has always held true for me.

If theres grass on the field, play ball.

[Poleaxe]

I have a buddy who is a big fan of the SG's. He confessed to me that while recently perusing some of the photo sets, he came across one girl that looked oddly familiar. After a bit of studying, he came to realize it was his niece!!! I asked him what he did, and he said he looked at that entire set, like a proud uncle should!

Was I the only person disturbed by this?

Disturbed... and turned on.

[The Mad Hatter]

Sexual dilemmas have came my way before, but one saying has always held true for me.

If theres grass on the field, play ball.

Depends on how high it grows. I'd rather play on smooth surfaces.

[Mr. Sparkle]

OK, I asked Apnea to be my friend... this has nothing to do with "dating", as I'm not THAT stupid... totally fanboi shit...