what's your super identity?

hepcat · Post by **hepcat** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:50 pm

Sorry if this was posted in the not too distant past. I couldn't find a link during a search, so i'm going ahead and posting this.

What superhero are YOU?

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/superhero/

the only solace i have in coming up "batman" is that i rushed it and didn't answer truthfully on all the questions. otherwise i'd be seeking counseling right now.

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:52 pm

I'm Superman. Odd. I wouldn't think so.

Exodor · Post by **Exodor** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:53 pm

I'm batman.

What was that commercial that featured this line? Damn, my memory is going at age 32...

LawBeefaroni · Post by **LawBeefaroni** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:55 pm

Exodor wrote:I'm batman.

What was that commercial that featured this line? Damn, my memory is going at age 32...

Snickers I think. When the football player gets hit and they trainer is asking him the concussion questions. "Who are you?" "I'm Batman!"

They had a nice run for a while. "Nice, but who are the Chefs?"

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:57 pm

I'm Professor X. That's pretty cool. That's kind of how I see myself.

Post by **godhugh** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:57 pm

I am Spiderman.

Orpheo · Post by **Orpheo** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:59 pm

I am Magneto. Fear me.

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 3:59 pm

Orpheo wrote:I am Magneto. Fear me.

I have a new archnemesis!

Hugs!

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:00 pm

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:00 pm

I am the walrus.

Biyobi · Post by **Biyobi** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:00 pm

I'm teh Batman too. I only wish my alter ego had Bruce Wayne's financial status.

Eel Snave · Post by **Eel Snave** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:03 pm

dbt, I TOTALLY see that comparison.

GargoyleBoy · Post by **GargoyleBoy** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:06 pm

dbt1949 wrote:

Ditto me.

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:24 pm

LordMortis wrote:I am the walrus.

The sun was shining on the sea,
Shining with all his might:
He did his very best to make
The billows smooth and bright--
And this was odd, because it was
The middle of the night.

The moon was shining sulkily,
Because she thought the sun
Had got no business to be there
After the day was done--
"It's very rude of him," she said,
"To come and spoil the fun!"

The sea was wet as wet could be,
The sands were dry as dry.
You could not see a cloud, because
No cloud was in the sky:
No birds were flying overhead--
There were no birds to fly.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"

"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.

"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."

The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.

But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.

Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.

The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.

"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."

"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.

"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."

"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?

"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"

"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,
After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"

"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 4:34 pm

Fishy · Post by **Fishy** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:02 pm

Hmmm, it said I was Big McLargehuge. Interesting

actually it said I'm Spiderman

Mr. Sparkle · Post by **Mr. Sparkle** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:10 pm

I am The Batman.

crumsteel · Post by **crumsteel** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:27 pm

Batman also

shaggydoug · Post by **shaggydoug** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:31 pm

Professor X but my youngest daughter swears I'm Mr. Incredible (non-stop pretending since she saw the movie that first weekend it came out).

- shaggy

The Preacher · Post by **The Preacher** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:34 pm

I like getting even.

Mitma · Post by **Mitma** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:34 pm

Professor X

LordMortis · Post by **LordMortis** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:35 pm

I actually took the test. I am wolverine....Wolverine, the walrus. Close enough.

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:43 pm

I am.....Batman!

The Evil Dead · Post by **The Evil Dead** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:54 pm

me be batman!

Kelric · Post by **Kelric** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:57 pm

The Evil Dead wrote:me be batman!

Ya know, that just takes all the drama out of it. Doesn't have the same ring as "I am....Batman!"

DocDarm · Post by **DocDarm** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:13 pm

Name: Wilson Fisk
Affiliation: None
Origin: NY, USA (?)
First appearance: Amazing Spiderman #50

Who the hell is "The Kingpin", anyways? All I'm coming up with is Woody Harrelson as a one-handed, schemeing bowler.

DocDarm
New York City

MzDarm · Post by **MzDarm** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:20 pm

Name: Bruce Wayne
Affiliation: Justice League
Origin: Gotham City, USA
First appearance: Detective Comics#27 (1940)

I am Batman, muahahahaha

MzDarm
Nueva York

KingB · Post by **KingB** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:27 pm

I too am teh KingPin. I am not sure how cool that is exactly

Dirt · Post by **Dirt** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:40 pm

So many morally questionable people...

Any other Supermen out there?

Crux · Post by **Crux** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 6:43 pm

I am:

CSL · Post by **CSL** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 7:04 pm

I am BATMAN!!

Rip · Post by **Rip** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:33 pm

aussie77 wrote:I am:

Me too.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:42 pm

Kaigen · Post by **Kaigen** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:44 pm

Mr. Sparkle · Post by **Mr. Sparkle** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 8:56 pm

This is total BS!

Why do MD and Austin get to be cool superheroes like Magneto and Wolverine... while I'm stuck with The Batman.

Jaymann · Post by **Jaymann** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:31 pm

Dat's me.

Kaigen · Post by **Kaigen** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 9:42 pm

Mr. Sparkle wrote:This is total BS!

Why do MD and Austin get to be cool superheroes like Magneto and Wolverine... while I'm stuck with The Batman.

I oughta slap you, son.

Windows95 · Post by **Windows95** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:00 pm

I'm [name deleted at request of Marvel comics]

Dear Windows98

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Mr. Sparkle · Post by **Mr. Sparkle** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:05 pm

Kaigen wrote:
Mr. Sparkle wrote:This is total BS!

Why do MD and Austin get to be cool superheroes like Magneto and Wolverine... while I'm stuck with The Batman.
I oughta slap you, son.

Bring it on biatch.

Remeber that I am The Batman. Slapping mean people is what I do.

Blackhawk · Post by **Blackhawk** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 11:08 pm