Octopus Overlords

Internet, schminternet. What is the purpose of half of our clothing elements?

The only thing we really need to wear is a mask. Everything else is superfluous.

Are nudists wearing masks?

I know the star trek photo bombs were earlier, but this one made me laugh this morning.

ImLawBoy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:10 am Are nudists wearing masks?

No.

Man parades down Oxford Street wearing nothing but mask

Borat?

Blackhawk wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:04 pmBorat?

No but he does have a poster.
https://canoe.com/entertainment/movies/ ... -face-mask



And not to leave the women out.

Either he heard "pony", or someone is still bitter that his Trojan broke the other night.

That show has had some really REALLY dumb answers over the years. Not always from dumb people. Just the heat of the moment catches them. Then again it has had dumb people too.

Daehawk wrote: ↑Wed Apr 28, 2021 1:08 pm

That’s cringe worthy, Scott Toilet Paper ???

I mean, I guess some girls like it rough.

In 2020, you went to war with the TP you had, not the TP you wished to have.

Our residential rate is $9.95/$1,000. Commercial rate is $21.84. We have a lot of retail doing the heavy lifting.

Max Peck wrote: ↑Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:09 pm In 2020, you went to war with the TP you had, not the TP you wished to have.

I've still got 48 rolls from a 50 roll case of Industrial TP that I scored off Amazon at 4:00 AM back when that's all you could cop.

Now? 6 or 8 cases deep of that good Cottonelle...

I've finally started in on my TP/paper towel hoard. I'm bringing it down to one of each kept back.

You were the one!

I use Egyptian cotton. Only the best for this guy.

Not the FB one, but it starts on #13 - hilarious.

Great caption!

DPRK News Service
@DPRK_News

"Jet Suit" promoted by English royal navy revealed to be wires from cheap BBC science fiction production.

Yes and N Korea is run by simply an overweight child with a dad haircut and diminished mental capacity. Wait thats all true. Nm.

Daehawk wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 6:52 pm Yes and N Korea is run by simply an overweight child with a dad haircut and diminished mental capacity. Wait thats all true. Nm.

DPRK News Service is a satire account run by one of us...although I don't think he's posted here in a very long time.

stessier wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 3:39 am

Daehawk wrote: ↑Sun May 09, 2021 6:52 pm Yes and N Korea is run by simply an overweight child with a dad haircut and diminished mental capacity. Wait thats all true. Nm.

DPRK News Service is a satire account run by one of us...although I don't think he's posted here in a very long time.

Didn't it used to be Tareeq?

I think the DPRK NS project passed to someone else recently, but I can't remember where I heard this.

I think Derek mostly runs it now. He's also a GG/OO alum.

ImLawBoy wrote: ↑Mon May 10, 2021 12:14 pm I think Derek mostly runs it now. He's also a GG/OO alum.

Thanks--I didn't know that.

I call fake because where did that damn shirt come from?

He was wearing it. It became rolled up when he was sliding thru the water.

They spelled pasties wrong.

I do love good Cornish pasties.

But a pastie is a pastry. They're just covering their bases. Now anything can go in that spot.

For thousands upon thousands of years humans stayed basically the same with tech...horse and wagon and such. Then in the span of 66 years....

And in the 52 years since we have achieved...Tik Tok.

Jaymann wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 12:31 am And in the 52 years since we have achieved...Tik Tok.

There is a little shred of the Wright Flyer on Mars right now, and a robot just made the first flight there.

Daehawk wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 12:17 am For thousands upon thousands of years humans stayed basically the same with tech...horse and wagon and such. Then in the span of 66 years....

This has always blown me away:
Neil Armstrong, b. August 5, 1930, Wapakoneta, Ohio
Orville Wright, d. January 30, 1948, Dayton, Ohio

Also, kindly FU to the tik tok comment.

The Meal wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 7:33 am

Daehawk wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 12:17 am For thousands upon thousands of years humans stayed basically the same with tech...horse and wagon and such. Then in the span of 66 years....

This has always blown me away:
Neil Armstrong, b. August 5, 1930, Wapakoneta, Ohio
Orville Wright, d. January 30, 1948, Dayton, Ohio

Also, kindly FU to the tik tok comment.

In the more technological age we are in now, it is harder to get blown away in advances. Just like seeing Star Wars for the first time and being in awe seeing the Star Destroyer appear on screen at the start, is there any defining moment in movies now that could ever match that feeling? Probably not until we develop holodeck movies. Landing on the moon was awesome, everything since seems to pale in comparison although some of the advances may have been more difficult to achieve.

Lassr wrote: ↑Wed May 26, 2021 8:15 am In the more technological age we are in now, it is harder to get blown away in advances. Just like seeing Star Wars for the first time and being in awe seeing the Star Destroyer appear on screen at the start, is there any defining moment in movies now that could ever match that feeling? Probably not until we develop holodeck movies. Landing on the moon was awesome, everything since seems to pale in comparison although some of the advances may have been more difficult to achieve.

A lot of our most important advances are invisible precisely because they're so pervasive.

We use a network of space satellites just to find an unfamiliar address across town. We survive diseases that would have been death sentences just a few decades ago. We carry pocket computers that could run the Cold War's entire electronic infrastructure and still have room for Tik-Tok.

One word (?): Quesarito.