I don't like you.

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 7:57 pm

You hear me, poster? I'm sick of your antics/elitism/trolling/idiocy/proving me wrong/whatever.
You got that?

ChrisGrenard · Post by **ChrisGrenard** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:10 pm

But just last night you told me you loved me!

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Sat Mar 26, 2005 8:55 pm

There you go.

Suitably Ironic Moniker · Sat Mar 26, 2005 9:35 pm

Yeah well, I was faking it!

Eduardo X · Post by **Eduardo X** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:26 pm

What did YOU learn today?

The Preacher · Post by **The Preacher** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 2:55 pm

Eduardo X wrote:What did YOU learn today?

That there is really nothing in my wallet.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:08 pm

Eduardo X wrote:What did YOU learn today?

I laughed. Well done.

~Neal

CeeKay · Post by **CeeKay** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 3:28 pm

ummm.. wtf?

Ralph-Wiggum · Post by **Ralph-Wiggum** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:04 pm

But I like you!

disclaimer: poster makes no guarantee that above link will be funny or cute or even work.

dbt1949 · Post by **dbt1949** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 4:28 pm

CeeKay wrote: ummm.. wtf?

It looks like a hedgehog's genitals.

SuperHiro · Post by **SuperHiro** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:55 pm

I believe that the "spiked gnad" you're seeing is a Dorian.

It is a tropical fruit native to Southeast Asia (Thailand, Philippines, etc. etc.). It's okay in terms of taste. Kinda like a fruity garlicky taste. But it's known for HAVING THE MOST REPUGANT STENCH KNOWN TO MAN. Airplanes ban it from flight (signs with a dorian x-ed out are right next to signs with cigs x-ed out). People usually don't eat it indoors. It's strong and it's nasty. Ugh.

DORIANS SUCK AND SO DO YOU!

Enough · Post by **Enough** » Tue Mar 29, 2005 7:29 pm

Ralph-Wiggum wrote:But I like you!

disclaimer: poster makes no guarantee that above link will be funny or cute or even work.

2 million page views for that thing? WTF?

$iljanus · Post by **$iljanus** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:27 am

SuperHiro wrote:I believe that the "spiked gnad" you're seeing is a Dorian.

It is a tropical fruit native to Southeast Asia (Thailand, Philippines, etc. etc.). It's okay in terms of taste. Kinda like a fruity garlicky taste. But it's known for HAVING THE MOST REPUGANT STENCH KNOWN TO MAN. Airplanes ban it from flight (signs with a dorian x-ed out are right next to signs with cigs x-ed out). People usually don't eat it indoors. It's strong and it's nasty. Ugh.

DORIANS SUCK AND SO DO YOU!

Really?!? I just thought it was some kind of cleaning impliment with dirt on it.

Austin · Post by **Austin** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 12:24 pm

$iljanus wrote:
SuperHiro wrote:I believe that the "spiked gnad" you're seeing is a Dorian.

It is a tropical fruit native to Southeast Asia (Thailand, Philippines, etc. etc.). It's okay in terms of taste. Kinda like a fruity garlicky taste. But it's known for HAVING THE MOST REPUGANT STENCH KNOWN TO MAN. Airplanes ban it from flight (signs with a dorian x-ed out are right next to signs with cigs x-ed out). People usually don't eat it indoors. It's strong and it's nasty. Ugh.

DORIANS SUCK AND SO DO YOU!
Really?!? I just thought it was some kind of cleaning impliment with dirt on it.

I saw an episode of "Taboo" that was about foods. That one was one of the main ones discussed. Apparantly many of the people who'd enjoy that fruit would be repulsed by the idea of eating cheese.

The Meal · Post by **The Meal** » Wed Mar 30, 2005 1:58 pm

Austin wrote:I saw an episode of "Taboo" that was about foods. That one was one of the main ones discussed. Apparantly many of the people who'd enjoy that fruit would be repulsed by the idea of eating cheese.

CORRECT!!! Holy cow was it ever funny. The girl at the factory in charge of us receiving our equipment from the shipping dock (and conversely also in charge of making sure the things we're shipping home when we leave actually arrive back in Colorado) was a real foward kind of gal. She'd paw through just about *anything* you brought in with you. The bag the the hotel put your newspapers in? She wanted it. The empty boxes from the chocolates they'd put on my pillows each night (it was a swanky hotel), she wanted 'em. Even better if they still had chocolates inside. But as she was pawing through the contents of my bag, she came across some cheese I had taken with me from breakfast earlier that morning (nothing like a croissant and some cheese for when energy levels started to wane in the middle of the morning). She asked what it was, and when I told her cheese, she pushed it away and brought both hands up to her face just like the monkey she emulated as she was going through my other stuff. Hilarious!

Everyone puts up with all the crap she pulls, however, because if she doesn't like you, she can make life *miserable*. She's like the administrative assistant from hell. I kept her good with newspaper bags and empty chocolate boxes (and didn't ship any equipment home when I left), so I was pretty immune from her games.

FWIW we have a discussion going about durians over in dbt's EBG thread about the Hedgehog Testicles.

~Neal