Octopus Overlords

WTF

Up before the sun, rage Tweeting about his latest hair across his ass, and late on the phones talking with his lawyers about how to avoid the latest self-inflicted clusterfuck in front of him. Don't bother bringing up that he spent 1/4 of his presidency golfing.

Paingod wrote:I was sincerely concerned that his stuff would peter off and die without such a robust target. I was clearly wrong. It's just shifted from making light of national mental scarring to being fun.

Yep. That was tight.

Paingod wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 7:42 am Up before the sun, rage Tweeting about his latest hair across his ass, and late on the phones talking with his lawyers about how to avoid the latest self-inflicted clusterfuck in front of him. Don't bother bringing up that he spent 1/4 of his presidency golfing.

From the post I cant tell exactly which Republican you are speaking of. It could fit any of them. Except golfing. If it is Trump how did he get back on Twitter?

Daehawk wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:26 amIf it is Trump how did he get back on Twitter?

He hasn't - but they're comparing Biden to Florida Man in that FOX clip, so I was dredging it up.

Paingod wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 11:10 am

Daehawk wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 10:26 amIf it is Trump how did he get back on Twitter?

He hasn't - but they're comparing Biden to Florida Man in that FOX clip, so I was dredging it up.

It's classic fascist playbook - citing Florida Man's greatest weaknesses and calling them strengths.

So glad she didn't get poached to the WH.

,,,in which Beau is on board the Biden train.



I'm right there too -- I underestimated Joe.

The first 30 seconds of this clip

Looking good??? That lady looks like she is wondering if she should call 911. Nominate this sack of shit in 2024? Seriously?

Nothing in the online text world I hate more than stupid gotcha phrases like that....

"liberals are freaking out!"
"She was shocked!"
"this one thing..."
"you'll never guess"
"I bet i dont get one share"...no , no you dont you pos

yadayada yada..FU internet text shits.

Jaymann wrote: ↑Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:26 am

Looking good??? That lady looks like she is wondering if she should call 911. Nominate this sack of shit in 2024? Seriously?

I dipped a toe in the swampy, toxic waters of Facebook yesterday (first time in maybe...6 months?), and it didn't disappoint. One of the first posts I see in my feed is from a previous family friend (kinda) posting an "article" about how "the liberals" are VERY worried about the fact that the American flag insults Muslims.

It took a LOT of willpower not to engage. Would have only been the following: "WHICH liberals, Bill? Please show me, as I am genuinely curious and concerned about this." (concerned for a very different reason than he is though) Did I REALLY want to bait this guy, then get into something that I'm very sure he would not change his mind about. On FB, of all places?! No. The answer is HARD NO.

Jaymann wrote: ↑Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:26 am

Looking good??? That lady looks like she is wondering if she should call 911. Nominate this sack of shit in 2024? Seriously?

I saw that when it appeared and assumed it was satire. Only when people kept retweeting it to dump on the poster did I realize it was sincere.

Jaymann wrote: ↑Sun Mar 14, 2021 3:26 amLooking good??? That lady looks like she is wondering if she should call 911. Nominate this sack of shit in 2024? Seriously?

Looks to me like Florida Man is enjoying his privacy now and slathering on less orange paste. He also looks like dying shit, but that's maybe more of a personal opinion than a professional one.

Carlson should keep his personal failings off his show.

Carlson has been on a "we need more babies" kick. Combine this with his stance on immigration, and you can figure out the message in just fourteen words.

He's got Patrick Buchanan providing top cover as well.

Holman wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:31 pm Carlson has been on a "we need more white babies that were born HERE" kick.

FTFY!

QAnonsense nutters can't find anything to attack Biden on, so they are making claims that this video is a green screen fake:



I watched it a couple times and don't see anything. A fuzzy mic cover?!?

Carpet_pissr wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 1:06 pm

Holman wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 12:31 pm Carlson has been on a "we need more white babies that were born HERE" kick.

FTFY!

Babies born today are spouses in 20 years for guys like Tucker. He wants the best selection possible.

Jaymann wrote: ↑Thu Mar 18, 2021 2:30 pm

I watched it a couple times and don't see anything. A fuzzy mic cover?!?

There's a weird moment when 1-2 of the mic go behind Biden's hand/arm (most clearly about 11 seconds in), and made more bizarre by the relative size of the mic to Biden's hand.

Edit: watching a different video of a different perspective, it makes it clear that 1) some of them are *big* Mics and 2) Biden does put his hand in front of them briefly.

So maybe a slight optical illusion because it looked odd from the above angle.

That is an unusual moment. My only "explain" is either added in post for some very unknown reason and the intern did a shit job. Maybe whoever published it was afraid of using another news agency's audio so they fluffed in their own mic so they could claim the audio was theirs.

I mean, it's clear he's there. The mic is the issue, not him.

listen we poked fun of Trump drinking water, or walking down a ramp, or up the stairs to air force 1. While I can't stand Trump, I do believe it's all fair game to have a little fun with people you like as well...

With that said, here's this gem from today's mishap @ airforce 1

He seems to have changed his avatar now.

Lots of people use googled avatars of random people. It's common. But if you're going to create PR accounts, you shouldn't make your tweets read like ad copy. Write your copy, have a line of rednecks play 'telephone' with it, and write down whatever they come up with, then run a reverse spellchecker and move the punctuation around.

"Bunions are ok for some compnies but i don't want, to pay thousands every day 4 liars!!!"

Marjorie Taylor Greene says that a vaccine passport is "Biden's Mark of the Beast" and that any company the requires one is engaging in "corporate communism."

Corporate Communism.

Rule #1. Know your audience.

Guess she has never used a bar scanner as thats the true devil mwahahaha. She is such a terrible actress. I wonder who is paying her.

LawBeefaroni wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:50 pm Rule #1. Know your audience.

Rule #2: Never make a lunatic famous.

That made my day.

Skinypupy wrote: ↑Tue Mar 30, 2021 2:45 pm

Marjorie Taylor Greene says that a vaccine passport is "Biden's Mark of the Beast" and that any company the requires one is engaging in "corporate communism."

Corporate Communism.

“It’s still fascism. Or communism. Or whatever you want to call it.”

I just can’t.

Predictably, she doubled down today.

This @MLB issue brought together all of the factions within the Republican Party last night.

We now have an issue we can all get behind and fight together ... Corporate Communism.