Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
Wow, they already pulled every instance I could find of the uncensored pics (or added black bars), which makes me think they might be real.
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Are you telling me google giveth and google taketh away because it wasn't even an hour ago that I was looking for news items on what Fed was talking about to see if it was they were alluding to on the radio this morning and I literally typed in "sca" and not only go news items all over the insta search but the google pictures were dominated by two non black barred photos. I proceeded to close google quickly as NSFW is not so good from my seat.Carpet_pissr wrote:Wow, they already pulled every instance I could find of the uncensored pics (or added black bars), which makes me think they might be real.
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Agreed.Cylus Maxii wrote:Somebody should embed a linky...
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Pretty much confirmed as real by a redditor who showed that pictures of her bedroom's wallpaper is identical to those seen in the NSFW pictures.
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When I go to Google and type in "SCA" I get a ton of info on "scabies." If I go to Image Search, then I got a ton of pictures of people with scabies. And if I've turned off safe search, some of those scabies are on penises.LordMortis wrote:Are you telling me google giveth and google taketh away because it wasn't even an hour ago that I was looking for news items on what Fed was talking about to see if it was they were alluding to on the radio this morning and I literally typed in "sca" and not only go news items all over the insta search but the google pictures were dominated by two non black barred photos. I proceeded to close google quickly as NSFW is not so good from my seat.Carpet_pissr wrote:Wow, they already pulled every instance I could find of the uncensored pics (or added black bars), which makes me think they might be real.
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And I can't check it until I get home tonight... DamnOdin wrote:Agreed.Cylus Maxii wrote:Somebody should embed a linky...
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Re: Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
Check out What Would Tyler Durden Do?
Or direct link to nudity here and here.
Er, is it ok to direct link to it? If not, please feel free to edit the links out and publicly admonish me.
Or direct link to nudity here and here.
Er, is it ok to direct link to it? If not, please feel free to edit the links out and publicly admonish me.
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Found a source...WOW...someone is working hard and fast to keep these things offline...how in the hell that is even possible in this day and age, I don't know.
By the time I post this, these may be down too (note you will have to click on the links at the bottom of the article to see the noncensored pics)
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/scarlett-j ... -is-naked/" target="_blank
Her tits may be small, but her nice ass makes up for it.
Edit: Doh! Cheeba beat me to it
By the time I post this, these may be down too (note you will have to click on the links at the bottom of the article to see the noncensored pics)
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/scarlett-j ... -is-naked/" target="_blank
Her tits may be small, but her nice ass makes up for it.
Edit: Doh! Cheeba beat me to it
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Hard and fast goes hand in hand with these pictures, so to speak.Carpet_pissr wrote:Found a source...WOW...someone is working hard and fast to keep these things offline...how in the hell that is even possible in this day and age, I don't know.
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Carpet_pissr wrote:Found a source...WOW...someone is working hard and fast to keep these things offline...how in the hell that is even possible in this day and age, I don't know.
By the time I post this, these may be down too (note you will have to click on the links at the bottom of the article to see the noncensored pics)
http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/09/scarlett-j ... -is-naked/" target="_blank
Her tits may be small, but her nice ass makes up for it.
Edit: Doh! Cheeba beat me to it
Ahem. Per Cylus's request, I beat you both. You just didn't look closely enough.
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Why is it that well-off celebrities that care to take nude photos of themselves always have the crappiest cell phone cameras?
Don't get me wrong, Scarlett: I love and appreciate the effort. But seriously, it's time to upgrade from that first generation iPhone.
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This. I was so floored by the (lack of) quality that I saved the pics, so I could demonstrate the advancement in camera technology. Um, yeah, that's it...Biyobi wrote:Why is it that well-off celebrities that care to take nude photos of themselves always have the crappiest cell phone cameras?
Don't get me wrong, Scarlett: I love and appreciate the effort. But seriously, it's time to upgrade from that first generation iPhone.
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This genie is not going back into the bottle.
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The composition on the backside shot is quite nice, though I'd crop out the nightstand. The image quality just makes it look like it was shot soft-focus.
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What she could have been paid for, she gave away for free. I guess I have to respect that. Regardless, hooray for boobies.
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But the question remains: to pee or not to pee?Smoove_B wrote:What she could have been paid for, she gave away for free. I guess I have to respect that. Regardless, hooray for boobies.
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I wouldn't say "small." Small to me implies being flat chested. Those are definitely not flat. It's just that they're sweet, plump nectarines and not grapefruits.
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Just smaller than what I was led to believe over the years.
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Then you obviously haven't been following this thread closely enough.
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Laying down does cause them to spread out a bit if they're natural, making them seem smaller (one reason why any pic of me laying down, my arms are crossed under the girls), so I don't think it was all just good outfits, although I do think she dresses wisely for her assets.
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Why do you all get so technical.
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+2Vorret wrote:Why do you all get so technical.
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Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
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Sigh, I was too slow. That's one of the best yet!Holman wrote:Scarlett Johansson's Golden Globes (maybe NSFW)
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So I just heard about this and wanted to break the story. Weak Bubbles, we know the OO community is looking for this information all the time. Why would you even assume you'd be fast enough.
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Some rumor claimed that she tried to get paid for it in The Island, but Michael Bay didn't want to pay.Smoove_B wrote:What she could have been paid for, she gave away for free. I guess I have to respect that. Regardless, hooray for boobies.
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After due consideration, I'm going with original equipment, not aftermarket.
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So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS and Scarlett (not an OO'er but definitely a big part of OO lore). Who's next? Mr. Fed?
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I have a friend whose wife, from certain angles, bears a strong resemblance to Scarlett. Needless to say there are occasions when I must be *very* careful not to let my eyes perform their natural inclination of zooming in on her Golden Globes.
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I have an impressive set of man boobs if you're interested? Be happy to post that up for everyone's enjoyment.J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS and Scarlett (not an OO'er but definitely a big part of OO lore). Who's next? Mr. Fed?
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If any of you post boob pics that put mine to shame, I'm going to pout. Just so you know.
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That just means you would need to post an even better one. Besides I just don't think man-boobs would quite do it here.MHS wrote:If any of you post boob pics that put mine to shame, I'm going to pout. Just so you know.
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wait...what? did I miss something?J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS
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Yes.Lassr wrote:wait...what? did I miss something?J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS
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Not likely, I'm thinking.MHS wrote:If any of you post boob pics that put mine to shame, I'm going to pout. Just so you know.
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ok...so no help in the search?J.D. wrote:Yes.Lassr wrote:wait...what? did I miss something?J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS
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Lassr wrote:ok...so no help in the search?J.D. wrote:Yes.Lassr wrote:wait...what? did I miss something?J.D. wrote:So in the past month we've had camera photos from MHS
What's the fun in that?
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Precisely. I was wondering if some of the "flat" posters had never seen a nekkid woman on her back before (well, one without a bad boob job anyway.)MHS wrote:Laying down does cause them to spread out a bit if they're natural, making them seem smaller (one reason why any pic of me laying down, my arms are crossed under the girls), so I don't think it was all just good outfits, although I do think she dresses wisely for her assets.
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