Mr. Fed wrote:This begs for a post where I come up with Cleve-appropriate rewards for various funding levels, all related to racial apocalypse. But seems like a lot of work.
LOL!
You mean like:
$25 - You are one of the mud-people. I guess you could not make a real contribution when half of your $400 welfare check has to go to your mom to pay for the drug money she loans you every week.
$50 - You may not be one of the "Cultural Enrichment" rape victims but you are a typical Liberal. As such the only reason you donated $50 was because you thought this was a charity drive for displaced Wiccans and you did not want everyone at the wine and cheese tasting events to think you weren't doing your part. I will give you a copy of
The Turner Diaries so you can realize how unimportant you will be when the feces hits the fan.
$75 - You put the "Homo" in "Homo sapiens" but at least you have the sense to steal condoms to protect you from risky sexual behavior. Too bad you are also sharing needles with other heroin addicts while listening to 'Dub step' and wishing you knew something about music. I will give you an Alice in Chains CD (like the ones you used to listen to in the 1990s...before the drug addictions took their toll).
$100 - This contribution earns you a framed picture of my bunker so when the world is crumbling around you and radiation poisoning is turning your insides to a mixture of Ben & Jerry's ice cream and sushi, you can try to imagine a better place.
I am spent. Anyone else want to finish this list or replace it with something better?
"I am in a very peculiar business...I travel all over the world telling people what they should already know." - James "The Amazing" Randi