Trump's Cabinet selection
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Trump's Cabinet selection
Team Putin
Each night Donald Trump will pick a new person to join his cabinet. That person then loses their soul and dies inside.
Each night Kellyanne Conway coordinates with Trump on who should join his Cabinet. She has no special powers other than to be really fucking annoying every time she talks.
Putin remains unknown to everyone, including other Team Evil members. If Trump is exposed and removed from office then Putin can replace him with another random player. This replacement will be made public with the announcement that Trump has decided to spend more time with his family and has resigned the office. In the meantime, Putin continues his search for Alexander Litvinenko. Each night Putin will scan other players for Alexander. If found, Alexander will die from polonium-210 exposure. If Putin selects Alexander as Trump's replacement then team Good immediately wins.
Team CNN
Alexander Litvinenko continues his public crusade against Putin. Each night he scans another player looking for Putin. If found, Putin's crimes will be exposed to the public, causing him to be removed from the game. If Putin and Alexander find each other on the same night then both will be removed from the game.
Anderson Cooper will host a panel discussion with 4-5 people, making sure they all talk over each other and accomplish nothing. In this case, however, the resulting discussion will cause Anderson to select one player to protect from Trump's conversion. The protection can include himself, but never the same person twice.
Jill Stein is convinced there was voter fraud. Each night she will hunt out Trump and try to expose him.
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Each night Donald Trump will pick a new person to join his cabinet. That person then loses their soul and dies inside.
Each night Kellyanne Conway coordinates with Trump on who should join his Cabinet. She has no special powers other than to be really fucking annoying every time she talks.
Putin remains unknown to everyone, including other Team Evil members. If Trump is exposed and removed from office then Putin can replace him with another random player. This replacement will be made public with the announcement that Trump has decided to spend more time with his family and has resigned the office. In the meantime, Putin continues his search for Alexander Litvinenko. Each night Putin will scan other players for Alexander. If found, Alexander will die from polonium-210 exposure. If Putin selects Alexander as Trump's replacement then team Good immediately wins.
Team CNN
Alexander Litvinenko continues his public crusade against Putin. Each night he scans another player looking for Putin. If found, Putin's crimes will be exposed to the public, causing him to be removed from the game. If Putin and Alexander find each other on the same night then both will be removed from the game.
Anderson Cooper will host a panel discussion with 4-5 people, making sure they all talk over each other and accomplish nothing. In this case, however, the resulting discussion will cause Anderson to select one player to protect from Trump's conversion. The protection can include himself, but never the same person twice.
Jill Stein is convinced there was voter fraud. Each night she will hunt out Trump and try to expose him.
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6) Remus West
7) Lassr
8 ) bb2112
9) Archinerd
10) Scraper
11) PLW
12) Chaosraven
13) Isgrimnur (alternate)
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Re: Trump's Cabinet selection
Here's my tl;dr:El Guapo wrote:I'll take a look at the roles later.
Trump = typical wolf that kills each night
Kellyanne = unpowered wolf
Putin = evil wildcard that is looking for Alexander or can replace Trump if needed
Alexander = good wildcard is looking for Putin
Anderson = typical Hunter
Jill = typical Seer
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Jill Stein's the Seer?! I guess "itinerant buffoon" was taken.
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Isn't that the usual seer track record?Grundbegriff wrote:Jill Stein's the Seer?! I guess "itinerant buffoon" was taken.
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I'm all for it.
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SO IN!!!
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Nice ruleset, Moliere.
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Thanks! I try to make it topical without being confusing.Scoop20906 wrote:Nice ruleset, Moliere.
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As a favor to me, could you change "Team Evil" to "Team Putin"?
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awesome!
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(with the caveat that I will be in in the hospital for a few days during the game; so warning everyone now; i will be either posting every single hour with a new drug amped delusional theory; or simply afk with a drool cup)
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Since we are now in a post-fact era, I don't think being hopped up on narcotics will hurt you any.Newcastle wrote:IN
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See??!?!LordMortis wrote:Isn't that the usual seer track record?Grundbegriff wrote:Jill Stein's the Seer?! I guess "itinerant buffoon" was taken.
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I haven't thought through the balance issues, but thematically it seems like Conway should have powers. Maybe survive one lynch, as she goes on CNN and confidently announces that no, obviously she was not in fact the lynch pick, and that reports of a majority voting for her as the lynch pick are just the crazed ramblings of the jealous mainstream media?
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Sounds like somebody is going to be the new head of FEMA!!!Newcastle wrote:IN
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Can Stein ask for a recount?
(I know. Too easy)
(I know. Too easy)
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What the heck. IN.
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I really do not have time for this until late January. I would only be checking in at night. If you need a body to play, I can, but I don't want to hear any complaining about my lack of participation!
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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El Guapo wrote: Lassr
He's been way too quiet so far.
yeah, i agree. If he doesn't startposting soon might have add another vote there to the mix....hmm now whom else can we pester to join in our little fiasco of fun.
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Other people that I sent PM's to: Chaos, bb, Rev, and stessier.Newcastle wrote:hmm now whom else can we pester to join in our little fiasco of fun.
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lets see who else can we drag in here willingly or unwilling....
rshetts, truicy, triggercut, lord mortis, lagom
heck we can drag rip in here to play trump!!!
oooh...we can get the canadian bacon mouth piece of Vorret
rshetts, truicy, triggercut, lord mortis, lagom
heck we can drag rip in here to play trump!!!
oooh...we can get the canadian bacon mouth piece of Vorret
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I got so excited about this possibility but then realized that we can't just cast Rip as Trump in this game.Newcastle wrote:
heck we can drag rip in here to play trump!!!
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Wait. Why not?El Guapo wrote:I got so excited about this possibility but then realized that we can't just cast Rip as Trump in this game.Newcastle wrote:
heck we can drag rip in here to play trump!!!
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Because then we would start out the game knowing who the main wolf is?Scoop20906 wrote:Wait. Why not?El Guapo wrote:I got so excited about this possibility but then realized that we can't just cast Rip as Trump in this game.Newcastle wrote:
heck we can drag rip in here to play trump!!!
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Sure, count me in.
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9 players. A couple more and we can get started. I know the holidays will be slow around here, but we need to have this wrapped up by January 20th.
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Maybe he could be Trump's hairpiece? After all that floppy thing that's grafted on to Trump's head is the real source of his power. It simply can't die.El Guapo wrote:Because then we would start out the game knowing who the main wolf is?Scoop20906 wrote:Wait. Why not?El Guapo wrote:I got so excited about this possibility but then realized that we can't just cast Rip as Trump in this game.Newcastle wrote:
heck we can drag rip in here to play trump!!!
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Re: Trump's Cabinet selection
The most exciting thing about this game is that there is an actual non-sarcastic chance that Donald Trump will find out about it and tweet about it.
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Maybe he will pick one of the players for his actual Cabinet. We're obviously qualified to run the Internet or something.wonderpug wrote:The most exciting thing about this game is that there is an actual non-sarcastic chance that Donald Trump will find out about it and tweet about it.
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Well, if whomever gets assigned Trump wins, I think that person has a reasonable shot.Moliere wrote:Maybe he will pick one of the players for his actual Cabinet. We're obviously qualified to run the Internet or something.wonderpug wrote:The most exciting thing about this game is that there is an actual non-sarcastic chance that Donald Trump will find out about it and tweet about it.
Also, I put a plug in for this game in the Trump Presidency R&P thread. So we can just sit back and wait for the flood of sign ups.
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Re: Trump's Cabinet selection
I haven't played one of these in years.
Count me in.
Count me in.
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ArchinerdArchinerd wrote:I haven't played one of these in years.
Count me in.
Trump didn't make a run for president for years either and then.....wham....the fabric of American psyche ripped asunder.
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Same here, but this one seems really goofy, so count me in.Archinerd wrote:I haven't played one of these in years.
Count me in.
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AWESOME!
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11 players enough or wait for one more? With 6 specials I would prefer to have another join.
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unagi?????
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